From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2003 7:19
PM
To: Mike Sagorin
Cc: rest
Subject: The meek....
Michael, I assume you sent me the
California Unemployment benefits table to let me know that you are currently
residing just a hop-jump-and-a-scotch away
from us in Del Mar to mention little of the taco on top of the man’s head
in the “lunch” hyperlink who I think happens to look a lot like Fred
DeLuca although Fred is much better looking, at least that was the case
when he and I were surrounded by the most beautiful looking women in all of
Florida back on New Year’s Day 1997.
I believe the last time I saw Fred DeLuca
in person was a day or two later when we both in this rather sparse mansion
with almost as much water surrounding the place as
At the time there was talk that Fred
didn’t actually own the house but was in the process of repossessing it
from a business associate and that he actually lived in a two bedroom rental
apartment driving around in some fukukta car. Fred DeLuca though is, however,
far from being in the “poor house.” In one year, donkey years ago his
reported salary from Subway alone was close to $100 million and of course
anyone that knows anything about the clothing game knows that no Yiddisha boy
would be dumb enough to put all their eggs in to one
basket let alone feel so good that their taxed dollars would be put to better
use than keeping the profits in the business to keep the ship running a true
but often times “Peeriless
course” [sic].
Now to be clear I don’t believe Fred
is Jewish nor do I know of him ever having invested in the
“schmutter” business to those of us more colloquially speaking.
Just about anyone with a hair brain knows the “rag trade” is the
road to ruin unless of course you know how to keep at least two sets of books
and for that you simply have to sure that your accountant is less dishonest
than you.
And with all the muck that has been
written about Fred DeLuca it would surprise me to “know end” [sic]
if he so much as took one cent in illegal deductions on his tax returns. On one
of these hyperlinks you can read about how I am not the only “serfer
dude” out there that thinks Fred would make an incredible United States
President and of course I think he would do well to have me at his side whispering
a thing or tTOo
in to his ear which no doubt are a whole lot smaller than mine.
There is one thing Fred knows about me
perhaps better than most on my email list and that is my ability to stay
perfectly on track when I need to, to mention little of my very calm and smooth
palms other than the
burn mark on my right hand. And the last memory I have of Fred was seeing him
typing away on his laptop computer while I was still figuring out how to load
up an excel worksheet.
I am copying Fred on this email in the
event he has a position opening at Subway and of course please don’t
accept any position from anyone else until such time as we get together. And of
course I cannot vouch for you other than the fact that I think you tTOo know how to
rock. Please note that there is no “sic” after the “two”
[sic].
So what do you think of the name
“GirlieGarb” for the girl-women’s line of clothing and
accessories et al to tie-in
with GrubbyGrub? Now I am not certain you have been involved in the fashion
game although I do seem to remember someone telling me that a
“Sagorin” was at one time in the business but I definitely recall
you and your brother as toddlers sitting every Friday Night in synagogue at the
orthodox Jewish “cementery”
[sic] on Silverton
road in Durban South Africa just to the left of the Lazarus
clan and of course I am all “butt”
[sic] certain no member of your family are more right wing than their one male
leader, Gunter “Pig” Lazarus, now, Thank God, deceased.
I think it is important that I establish
right up front my strong feelings about this rapacious out of control head of
household who I have little regard for although I don’t cast any
dispersions on either Gunter or his brother’s children waiting to see how
each one of them respond in kind to the suggestions I will be making in short
order. I am assuming Gunter’s brother is still alive and living the high
life?
It goes almost without saying that there
are more than a handful of Jewish South Africans including members of my immediate
family who would prefer I simply focus on the positive things that are
happening in my life right now, a new and perhaps above-average looking
wife, to mention little of the business model that will knock the socks off
anything so far I have seen coming out of that brain-dead society
we were raised in. They say opposites attract?
And of course I doubt you would object if
I also copy
I had actually hoped to get an email out
to Laurie
Black today but my website went down which had me take more than my usual 4
hour afternoon break. I still have one more email to get out to an attorney,
Mr. Doug
With all that said, unless the
unemployment check clears the bank before this coming Sunday morning, morning
brunch is on Marie and me. Please let me know if
If this time frame doesn’t suit you
then how about meeting with us this coming Thursday evening, 6pm PST and hopefully
you will also get to meet
According to what I believe is a reliable
source the terrifically agile, good humored Senator still has though another 8
inches to play with. Now please bear in mind that while crafting
this email I am thinking about the party
Let me know.
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
Sounds great - my unemployment check should be here by then, so lunch is on ME!
Michael
----- Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
To: michael sagorin
Sent:
Michael, I would like to get
together with you sometime to discuss the GrubbyGrub.com business model we are
putting together as well play a bit of catch-up. I am assuming you are on the
west coast of the
