From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, February 15, 2004 9:53 AM
To: kc@howardstern.com
Cc: Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com); Devinq@Nethere. Com (devinq@nethere.com)
Subject: FW: NS

 

Kc – thought u might be interested in the email below that may have contributed tu the earth moving in your vicinity of the earth’s crust as it did here in Wonderland, Del Mar, California as well as in “lost & forgotten” places like Durban, South Africa, Mr. Thomas Stephens Esq. not your typical “Joe Blow” corporate attorney not to suggest that this rather brilliant, possibly the “best of the very best” so-called defense attorneys on the planet hasn’t at least taken a whiff of pot nor to suggest that his one client Citicorp would even care unless of course the truth of their shenanigans were tu be revealed by virtue of his one other client, Mr. Newell Starks having so very methodically “conflicted outTom and perhaps more importantly his firm’s unquestionably “star litigator”, Lester Houtz Esq. “out of the equation”, Mr. Starks quite the act

 

Or

 

aND as I have said previously a financial engineer unparalled in modern day history, his ability tu “triangulate” probably as good as any 3 year old, agree?

 

And of course both Citicorp as well as Mr. Starks could find themselves different counsel given their standing on just about every corner on the planet, then again this particular element of what keeps the world going in circles is really not that well-known even to someone as say sophisticated as Mr. Graham Kluk whose “GET LOST” had me “soul searching” 4 not more than a picosecond or too, my primarily focus at this time remains Intel having “made silicon chips that can switch light like electricitywhich is sumthing a number of us have been waiting 4 4 quite sum time and why the media r not making more of it at this time should be self evident assuming of course u don’t happen tu be beholden tu an organization like Clear Channel Communications who I believe is mostly responsible 4 paying u, as well as Howard, who I happen tu think could care less, at this time, it being sumwhat difficult 4 the average “Joe Blow” tu follow my train of thought” at this time much like trying tu understand what exactly turns on the best and brightest of both our species, men and women quite different especially when analyzing their wave patterns assuming they have not been interfered with, nothing quite like a mademoiselle in distress?

 

Naturally, u have heard of distressed furniture as well as distressed clothing butt how about “this dress” and the rest is history?

 

Not the most flattering photo of my wife but then again what exactly would I, a midget-sized ugly-ducking, university drop-out whose claim tu fame 4 so many years was my pitiful results in tutoring first year students at the University of Natal South Africa that catered tu mostly Lilly-White-Wheaty-Eating-nimcompoop-Lost Souls have tu gain by increased competition that seems quite “endless.”

 

The purpose of this communiqué is tu get u think a little differently about yourself, the individual, and how u can change the world by not “buying into” the bullshit that plagues mostly those who have usurped their limited authority, i.e. lied, stolen and cheated tu get themselves being part of the “3 ringed circus” that allows them assuming they have sum education tu go “back & forth” one minute being oh so serious and then the next acting like “a clown” different tu a jester who knows his place, most of all knows exactly who he-she is without ever feeling abused, the make-up providing not simply disguise tu the outside world but when reflecting in the mirror warms up the cockles of the heart, children tho often r frightened by clowns, sumthing 4 u tu think about in this “God eat God world” [sic] where not everything is exactly as it seems, agree?

 

So what do u think, is this Bonnie, the thief, who killed the snake protecting the last of the Love That Pink lipstick in my Mini Cooper S

 

Or

 

Another stupid fag, bad ad?

 

No strike that.

 

Or

 

Another bag, fad, ad?

 

Quite opportune wouldn’t u agree 4 me tu have run into the rather smart brother of Leonard Weinglass the attorney who represented the likes of Abbey Hoffman, Jerry Rubin and Thomas Hayden, during the Chicago 7 Conspiracy Trials in Chicago sum 3+ decades ago, Steve Weinglass already having contributed sum meaningful information in “rounding out” why my close colleagues and I would own the world insurance market in 7 days

 

Or

 

Less once the word gets out on not only on the extent of how incredibly rigged r the 4 critical industries but how one can unravel their “intertwinedness” without unraveling the entire enchilada, not tu suggest that u increase the amount of flax in your diet, u surely tho don’t have a severe case of the runs?

  

It seems tu me u should begin your day today by giving sum thought to my having set the “floor” in the bidding process 4 anyone tu purchase my claims against Citicorp at $100 billion and why Bartlit-Beck the most competent “hostile takeover” law firm on the planet has yet tu “hang me out tu dry”, neither Thomas Stephens Esq.

 

Or

 

Lester Houtz Esq. who took the time out of his very busy schedule going on sum 4 odd years tu check me out with a former partner of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach, Kirk Hulett Esq., neither of these 3 attorneys exactly dummies, so which Pharaoh-s do u think u may have kissed that has u so perfectly positioned at this time?

 

WWIV very much underway and one can only wonder why sumone with such great initials such as Kc would not be on the “cutting edge” in seeing this world being brought back into balance beginning with measuring our words ever so carefully, the likes of Graham Kluk, clearly not bothered by my having already revealed how the garment industry, the oldest of trades, perhaps even older than prostitution is set tu implode, the youth who r our future coming tu terms, thanks in no small measure tu yours truly, why they should no longer be paying a premium 4 designer labels, moreover tu examine ever so carefully the business models of the “mavens” of this “one of a kind” industry that teaches folks mostly how tu stand in a straight line, be a part of the “maddening crowd”, individuality tu suppress at all cost, while sum of the “top alpha dogs” operating outside of the Bell Shaped Curve vacation in all the “hot spots”, nothing quite like someone who knows what they r doing “stirring the pot” as the pitiful masses worry about things as stupefying as “year end tax planning”, agree?

 

I have yet tu decide whether my next communication with Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq, a very close attorney-colleague and co-executor of my estate will be broadcast but don’t let that interfere with u enjoying the rest of your weekend,

 

And even if u r not “connected” at this very moment like more than a handful of rather sophisticated folk u must be feeling the heat, no reason tho tu keep checking tu c that your testicles r still in tact unless of course u know 4 certain that Howard has already chopped them off by u having revealed so much about who really calls the shots at the Howard Stern Radio Show, not tu suggest that Howard protests to much about the size of his penis?

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – How do u think I should follow up tu Ms. Francis, principal of the Del Mar Hills Elementary School, bearing in mind Mr. Francis never responded tu this E-mail from my wife, Marie Dion, my “polished up” partner-crime-crying-shame”?

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser

Sent: Saturday, February 14, 2004 6:20 PM
To: Thomas Stephens - Bartlit-Beck
Cc:
Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com); Devinq@Nethere. Com (devinq@nethere.com)
Subject: NS

 

Tom, I received the following email this morning:

 

I read the post and I am curious as to what response u will get. As for the letter below; I started from the bottom up, reading what Margaret sent u and then most of what you sent to the CC list. I phrase it that way because it is obvious Margaret is not the indented recipient. That is what my biggest complaint would be, your decision to use Margaret as a soap box. As for the actual content; I always have difficulty critiquing what u write without knowing your motive for sending and who and why the people r in your CC list. That aside, u r still writing from the bottom up, giving the readers fat before the meat. To continue with that analogy, who wants to eat fat without knowing how good the meat is. And one could even go further by saying that the best tasting meats are those riddled with fat. You did a good job of it with the yahoo message board posting, you were concise and direct and even though you probably could have trimmed it a little, you kept my attention. But the email has too much information that I would have left out. Remember though, without knowing what your intentions r, I can’t be truly objective.

 

Have you received any responses form KC or the Howard Stern Show? I heard Howard Stern recently say that he thinks that we are in trouble financially and that Bush, as good of job as he has done with ‘the war on terror’ has done a horrible job with spending. And that he is afraid for what will come this November.