From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Friday, March 04, 2005 4:39 PM PT
To:
Devin Standard
Cc: rest; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; President@whitehouse.gov; DDuker@delmar.ca.us;
habarbanel@delmar.ca.us; jfinnell@delmar.ca.us; rearnest@delmar.ca.us; ccrawford@delmar.ca.us; Deluca_f@subway.com; DPlist@cloud9.net
Subject: RE: ...---...shakedown artist...---...

 

Devin - I got back a little earlier from visiting with my great pal Amos P. Wright and altho his condition limited the time we could spend together, Amos’ family doing a rather terrific job of seeing that he is in fact getting the greatest of care altho he and I kidded about pissing them all off by having him come spend the rest of his time this go around at either of our one of a kind spots overlooking the Pacific Ocean, my having to whisper in his ear as his wife was in the room about how I was going to make a fortune selling cappuccino to all the athletic young women doing their stretching exercises in front of the 2 oversized windows, letting him know that his wife who is a very religious Roman Catholic might not al-to-get-her object if I were to point out that the T frame dividing the 2 windows looks a whole lot like a cross.

 

And of course I mentioned when Senator Ted Kennedy decides to replant his disgusting brother’s Christian White Cross over at our most sacred Arlington Memorial Cemetery be4 my black South African brothers and sisters burn it to the ground, quite certain I would find a sufficient number of communists amongst Del Mar’s City council who would allow it to be placed right in front on the cliffs, it not taking much, u have my word on this, to train my dog, Pypeetoe where to not only do his business #1 but #2 followed by the customary scraping up dust aided and abetted by the “winds of change”, Amos suggesting that such an “Act of Dog” [sic] would likely attract tens of billions of onlookers from all over the universe looking in via The Internet, never to forget to credit Al Gore for his outstanding contribution to the humanities, naturally we would have a full range of cam lenses from wide angled to close ups that could have us charging an “arm and a leg” and depending upon the type of bras being worn we could start selling direct without having to mess with postage, and the more I think about it the more the economics make perfect sense, can u imagine now guys with their testosterone raging battling to find jobs forget interesting ones actually paying us to run across the railway tracks impressing these “rich chicks” with their athleticism not only paying us for the privilege but when eventually shacked up and becoming stay at home dads sending us each and every payday a stipend for such a one of a kind opportunity, think I should talk to my pal Fred Deluca about franchising this business opportunity?

 

I am finding it easier with each passing moment avoiding looking at the computer screen and enjoying the scenery, these 2 magnificent Monterey Cyprus trees on either side, the waves crashing against the cliff which together with the sound of the trees and every so often that most amazing sound of the train passing by, metal on metal, “sumthing” [sic] which Marie first brought to my attention which all combined with the sound of the birds singing once the train passes by and I feel it is OK to rest my mind makes me feel like I am living the perfect dream, every so often the noise of jet fighter having me zero in on the need to impress upon all of us including myself the dangerous times we live, can u imagine the lunacy of combining Die Stem – The Plant with the incredibly beautiful Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika – G-D bless Africa?

 

Never, not for a moment forgetting this has to be the greatest time to be alive, the advances in technology, forget cappuccino machines and computers for the moment, just thinking about the incredible fabrics Marie and I saw yesterday in this most clothing shop in the heart of La Jolla run by quite the entrepreneur whose next creation is to offer Turkish baths with a view of the Pacific Ocean overlooking the La Jolla Coves, the outfits perfectly suited to make the transition effortless, only tho capable of being worn by those women not planning on dying the cash richest women in the world but with nothing less than 10 out of 10 bodies, the owner a Tunisian lady in her mid forties still walking around in the same great body that she had when being quite the Milan runway model, “sum of Lilissa’s” [sic] couture designs she wore now displayed in glass cases, deciding after several days of thinking about a one of a kind offer I made to depart with her “prized possession”, a lightweight white cotton sequin long dress with an open back, the last creation by Versace be4 he was murdered, which is most likely the outfit Marie will be posing in for this one of a kind photo shoot, we’re quite confident in fact after racing over to her art Professor’s house atop Mount Soledad, very possible if left to his students Sebastian Capella will be the next Pope, this mind blowing genius creation will bring out the very best in Sebastian, the professor of professors who means a whole lot to not just the “tTOo” [sic] of us.

 

And of course as u know Marie is a very private person who could do her thing Living the life of Riley anywhere in the world without me making a spectacle of her just so that I can beat her to die the richest person in the world, my Artist painter Client-Partner-Wife increasingly aware of the benefits of never letting a single foul act pass one by, so incredibly logical for each and every one of us who can still logically thought process to always choose to “stand up” to any bully, “the bigger they r the harder they fall”, gravity not quite as mysterious as “sum” [sic] would prefer us to believe as one considers more and more that the ants r winning the race,,, it now starting to pour, think of everyone u know now thinking of what they have to look forward to on the next go around,,, haven’t heard from Poli “Footsak” Pollak in quite a while?

 

Earlier today just be4 heading out to visit with Amos I stopped by the Tree House to visit with my Artist painter-C-Part-W Marie Dion and used her new laptop computer to post a posting on the AIG [American International Group] Yahoo message board, somehow her email address appeared as the “author” of Ich bin ein…?

 

Please give me your input if u r still online in terms of my response to poster cfnbuyer, who labels Eliot Spitzer, Attorney General of New York State as “just a shakedown artist” as I take a full on break to enjoy the scenery here at Cliff House with a crisp breeze blowing in thru the side windows of this most spectacular view that continues to take my breath away, right now thick cloud cover approaching the edge of the Del Mar cliffs with a streak of bright sunlight slicing thru, Christ what I would do to have one of these most beautiful and talented editors from Insurance Marketing Services Inc. taking over from me, so hard in fact to sleep more than a couple of hours a night “sumtimes” [sic] feeling I am missing out on each moment “sumwhat” [sic] sacrilegious, G-D forbid I were to bring mysticism never superstition tho, back into the equation?

 

Mr. cfnbuyer - First let me begin by stating that I placed post 22251 from another person's computer who hadn’t logged out, in fact my Artist painter-Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion has yet to even touch her new laptop computer, to mention more and more that more and more folks in touch with the heartbeat of the universe realizing that it serves no purpose in hiding behind screen names, the issue of personal safety made more of by those amongst my very favored class who feel increasingly threatened by the Digital Age, a G-D-Send, agree?

 

With all that said, it is quite obvious that I have not been the greatest fan of the Attorney General of New York State altho I must say when he filed his refreshing criminal complaint last October against Marsh and McLennan the largest independent insurance brokerage company in the world I was an instant fan, my admiration falling apart after speaking with Whitman Knapp Esq. one of Spitzer's assistant United States Attorneys who "confirmed" both in his reaction to the information I provided as well as the deafening silences that followed his boss Mr. Spitzer had "bitten off more than he could chew" at least in this lifetime which is not to suggest that Spitzer looks any more like a horse than I do a duck, agree?

 

But since I decided to go public with my findings on February 11th and of course there is stuff going on that I have not fully "aired" Mr. Spitzer has been turning up the heat "sumwhat" [sic], which is not to suggest he is doing everything he can to have the likes of u go out there in the real world and get yourself a real job as opposed to creating stock market inflationary bidding wars, agree?

 

Be4 responding give some serious thought to providing us with your real name so that we can check out your credentials much in the same way it is possible for u to check me out, my intimate knowledge of the investment banking business has the likes of Citicorp Ventures Corporation perhaps the most successful leverage buyout firm in the history of Wall Street trembling in their shoes so fearful that one of my former clients like Milberg Weiss-Lerach or Finkelstein & Krinsk the best of the best SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] do the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and file an epic class action complaint against Citigroup, agree?

 

It not taking rocket science to read and understand the extent of my knowledge about "Management Friendly" i.e. "Shareholder Hostile" takeovers by grabbing hold of your mouse, please, I beg of u don't kick your dog or even think of screwing a single other human being other than of course it is fine with me if u choose suicide which of course u should know by now comes about each and every time u lie to yourself creating nothing short of short-circuits in the space between your ears, agree?

 

Now get on your hands and knees and give me 2,500 bicycle maneuvers remembering to breath in to the count of 5 thru the nose and out to the count of 5 also thru the nose be4 clicking on to www.footsak.com, reading Perfect Storm II giving u more of a sense as u kiss your ass goodbye what it is going to be like joining The Sperm Donor in Timbuktu as a tunnel dung beetle and then consider sending an email to Mr. Newell Starks, newell@nstarks.com, who assisted in writing Perfect Storm II, Mr. Starks today the Chairman of the Board of Sterling Holding Company that executed in my opinion, one of the most ingenious MF takeovers of Stratos Lightwave and after getting my pal Newell to confirm my “credibility” have him let u know how my interest in Sterling Holding Company quite fronting company for CVC is doing at this time,,, u wouldn’t know of anyone interested in purchasing this one of a kind note?

 

Later,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

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-----Original Message-----
From:
Devin Standard [mailto:devinstandard@yahoo.com]
Sent:
Friday, March 04, 2005 1:57 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:

 

I'm back.

D


"Gary S. Gevisser" <
gsg@sellnext.com> wrote:

Where r u guys?