From: Gary S. Gevisser

Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2003 12:32 AM
To: 'senator_byrd@byrd.senate.gov'
Cc: rest

Subject: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth

 

Dear Senator “Bird” [sic],[1]

 

I am plan to be in our Capital in a matter of tTOotTOos and would like to know whether you would be interested in meeting with me before I meet with others who may or may not be as interested as someone who weeps so easily, although the irrefutable evidence I have of wrongdoing at the highest levels of the Democratic Party that led to the rigging of the recent California Gubernatorial elections held this past November that now has Governor “Ho Chi Min” Davis firmly implanted in the State House although it wasn’t exactly a landslide, the potted plant that he is, should have your crock tears bringing FEMA out in force, wouldn’t you agree?

 

I could have extended that previous paragraph to match that of the warning label that appears on my website directory but I suspect you are incapable of holding your breath for more than say 3 minutes, nothing like being stretched wouldn’t you also agree? You ties though to the Klu Klux Klan should help provide the HOIst of exactly what I mean? Did I hear something rip or was it just you removing your leotards?

 

Quite frankly despite your pathetic reasoning to mention little of your obvious “poor” upbringing I would have expected you to exhibit better judgment than to attack our President at this moment in time, aligning yourself with the weak kneed who cow-tow no different to what led to the rise of the Nazis which I assume you recall since my understanding is that Al-heinz-ers has not yet fully enveloped your brain, care to differ or do you simply want to defer to counsel?

 

Your 'Today I Weep for My Country' reminds me of my former lawyer-pal, Mr. King Golden Jr. who stood alongside Senator Muskie in the fall of 1972 as the “decrapit” [sic] senator started balling like a child. Mr. Golden thought of leaping off the flat bed trailer and throwing himself into the crowd in an effort to distract the media who were now zooming in eager to make mincemeat out of someone who could possibly end up having his finger on our nuclear stockpiles. For some reason Mr. Golden froze. Could it be that he was in fact a right winger who had infiltrated the ranks of the Democratic Party with his left of leftist views or was he scared he would damage his good looking face or was he simply two faced, i.e. short-circuitry that led to his formal education interfering with his learning?

 

Later Mr. Golden would go to work for one of our regions most pro-offense defense contractors commonly known as SAIC or Science Applications International for the long winded which reminds me of all that you have in common with that other old fart Senator “Thermometer” Thurmond who I understood once gave a filibuster speech that had his pancreas screaming out for help, or don’t you remember?

 

I make it my business to help only those truly in need such as momwork63 types and those who by all account appear totally brain dead such as yourself.

 

I may very well be joined on certain legs of my trip back east by one of my business partners and executor of my estate Mr. Devin Standard who I hope will allow me to go to bat against a Democratic Party youngster who I actually think is nothing more than a prankster who is planning a debate a little later today at the Women's National Republican Club. Perhaps you may want to meet first with Mr. Pollack to give you more of heads up in terms of what I plan to do in finishing you off. Naturally you can also contact Mr. Golden Jr. who is copied on this e-mail along with the rest of the folks on my email list who like to stay better informed.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

 

Ps – Unless I hear “otherweiss” [sic] I will keep you on my E-mail list. Be advised that it was Mr. Golden Jnr Esq. who first got me to use the “sic.” Today though I am surrounded by “superior & overwhelming” Special Forces who are far better equipped than even those schooled at your University of Virginia Law School where I assume the motto, “We don’t lie, steal or cheat” has finally been removed?



[1] The bird sitting on top of my travel companion’s head is a rescued animal that had been deposited in to her ex-husband’s overstuffed garage. I don’t know much about Marie’s ex-husband’s first wife but that might change. Ms. Marie Dion Stewart happens to be French Canadian and although we don’t discuss much politics I assume she fully supports the actions taken by the President of the United States otherwise she would probably just cross the border and go on home no different to me although the trek to South Africa is plagued with more obstacles to mention little of the fact that right now I might not get much of a welcoming committee but that too might .

 

Mds happens to be though very colorful, wears little or no makeup, is exceedingly precise both in French as well as in English and has done an amazing job raising two beautiful children despite being introduced to the virtues of life through the Roman Catholic Church.

 

She has been traveling and putting up with me on a journey through life that began some 9+ years ago. My previous travel companion of some 10 years was raised in a Greek Orthodox household and like my current travel companion stopped going to church long before I quit being a member of any Jewish led organization.

 

It is highly unlikely I am going to try my luck with the Muslim religion or Buddhism for that matter but there is something about the early Christians that seems to make a lot of sense to me, mostly it is the lack of pomp and ceremony. All the great beliefs of this world make a whole lot of sense, the problem though is with the leadership, much like our Senate, wouldn’t you agree Senator Byrd?

 

As you know though it is unlikely that as a woman my current travel companion would have witnessed the impact of what occurs when males with testosterone oozing out of their veins are not held in check to mention little of the long term damage when the record is vague as when the Roman Empire precisely morphed into the Roman Catholic Church which had at one point two Popes locked in battle, unsurprisingly one just happened to be French.

 

There is an old joke about a European Heaven versus a European Hell that goes as follows with just about everyone today agreeing that Hell only exists here on spaceship earth:

 

A European Heaven is one where the French are the cooks, the English the policemen, the Germans the mechanics, the Swiss the administrators and the Italian the lovers.

 

A European Hell is one where the French are the mechanics, the English the cooks, the Germans the policemen, the Swiss the lovers and the Italians the administrators.

 

Interesting wouldn’t you agree that most people polled in my non-statistical sample would agree that the worst that could happen is for the Italians to become the administrators when at one time they pretty much administered the world?

 

The world is topsy turvy curvy right now and why I feel the need to throw some knuckleballs, the only response to fast and curved balls thrown at or near head.

 

Interesting wouldn’t you also agree how the Italians and the French simply laid down their arms so gallantly when the SS came to town?

 

Wouldn’t you also agree Senator that those who have a painful past tend to try and bury their wrongdoings rather than address them and in the end they and their loved ones end up suffering the most to mention which American presidents did the most undressing in the Oval office? I would suggest that the liberals won hands down with Kennedy complaining that being on his back was due to his golf game and the worst of the worst, Bill Clinton, using his fingers to dial in with the corrupt Chinese who made with the china wear he and Hilary didn’t think was worth saving.

 

Wouldn’t you also find it interesting that it is those on the far left and those on the far right who are most likely to be the first to engage in actions geared toward obfuscation of the truth using Roman Law to bifurcate the English language that only God knows when was ripped from Latin?

 

Wouldn’t you also find it quite appalling that when these old farts get older having led a life of burying their past that they become so dam impish that they end up as nothing more than a bunch of crybabies having no backbone the result of so many years of disconnect between their spine and their brain hoping against all reason that when the floodgates open everything gets washed downstream, the Digital Age though your downfall?

 

This shock treatment Senator will soon be over I promise for I have just a matter of moments to complete my task, time though is relative, and of course if one is able to speed up the processors then one can in fact cause time to slow down and just about everyone agrees that to save one life is to save the world bearing in mind that all it takes therefore is each one of us getting in tune.

 

One person can save the world and at least one person I know for sure tried and his name was Pythagoras but his tune I+I=II, II+I=III, III+I=IV, I+II+III+IV=X=10 for sum reason didn’t take hold, nor am I aware of his economic plan that should have gone hand in hand with Newton’s principle for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is lost nor is their any gain without there at least being one amongst us with some level of enlightenment.

 

In the meantime as I continue my “X countries road show” why not simply dwell on the impact of Ambassador Larry Lawrence, a nice Jewish boy whose leader was appointed by the likes of Roman Catholic raised folks like Mr. King Golden Jr Esq. et alles with a mandate to save the world, who lied on his application when registering to go represent the United States in Switzerland, a country that not only supported the Nazis but encourages those who have stolen the most not to pay their fair share of taxes? Coating of legitimacy-Holier than thou, wouldn’t you agree, holy seal?

 

With that in mind are you at all surprised that young Roman Catholic boys raised in system that is obsessed with sex where child abuse has been rampant for at least the last 1,000 years that eventually when these young boys grow up they would find a way to drown their sorrows first with alcohol and then with the advent of LSD an acronym for Liars, Stealers and Drug abusers, they would have the perfect mixture to short-circuit their brain waves to the point that when they finally come of age and are in a position to do the right thing they freeze?

 

Now of course it is public information that celibacy was introduced a good 500 years after Charlemagne as a way to stop the higher hierarchy of the church from donating their ill-gotten gains to their offspring 

 

Consequently, you are not altogether shocked that people like Roger Hedgecock a recovering attorney and talk show host to many millions of listeners every single day and King Golden Jr. Esq. were not on the forefront on the war against abuse in the Roman Catholic Church long before it became in vogue?

 

And of course it wouldn’t surprise you that King Golden Jr. Esq. who once ran for congress as an under 30-year-old and lost by just a few hundred votes against a 30-year Democratic incumbent and Mr. Hedgecock are long time buddies?

 

So how stable do you think this world really is when you had these yoyos telling the world not to trust anyone over 30 filling up the hallways of power. And how many more racist murderers such as yourself, currently adorned with cheap coatings of legitimacy, now try to tell George Bush that he should be ashamed.

 

I look forward to receiving from you a detailed CV of what helped launch you into national politics from a Southern law enforcement background during the evil days of American apartheid, i.e. how many tortured, imprisoned and murdered souls lie crushed under your rise to the top? Saddam will soon pay the price. Is his degree of evil larger than yours? Or the kid who was killed by an off duty policewoman for stealing recently a case of beer, why did he pay so much for his crimes while those who have been on the devil’s payroll, i.e. look in the mirror, should get off scott free?

 

“Soo” [sic] how much do you and Senator Thurmond have in common?

 

Stay tuned and Hang Ten!