From: Gary S.
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Subject: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth
Attention: Professor Goldstein,
Dear Professor Goldstein,
Just yesterday I was told about your proficiency in physics and would
like the opportunity to run ∑ stuff by you. I have little formal education in
the area of mathematics let alone physics but I am rather good at numbers never
though having let what little formal education I have interfere with my
learning.
I was fortunate enough to stop working for a living quite early in life
the result of my ability to read financial statements rather well which when
put into practice with my understanding of the importance of women allowed me
to do what I do best which is nothing and everything, going back and forth as
in 10, 01.
I have though been rather guarded in playing the “short
game” knowing that at some point in time some folks out there would blame me
for the ultimate
demise of the stock market which is nothing more than a gravy train for the
already rapacious and of course God only knows how I have m
If you were to run an Internet search
on me you would most likely encounter my role in a rather important court
decision that many expert witnesses would argue correctly has saved
Please be advised that the last hyperlink is not a picture of me
despite the vast majority of people on my ever expanding email list thinking
otherwise. Simply because I live the life of Riley doesn’t mean I have allowed
my brain to turn to mush nor would I be dumb enough to be caught dead in a
place like
Make no mistake there are handful of folks who are getting quite
skittish as they see my command of the English language getting better with
each tick of the clock particularly as I go about fine tuning my basic
mathematical skills converting arithmetic expressions in to meaningful words
while developing techniques and business models that the masses could apply
when trying to reason things on their own without having someone else always
giving them their point of view which often comes not only full of BS but with
a bias point of view.
Those most familiar with my work
product over the years would agree with my mother who is depicted sticking
to her knitting in the Revlon Make Up Cartoon that I have a better
understanding of the way Chaos Theory works then anyone so far has attempted to
explain to me what is a rather complex subject matter, wouldn’t you agree?
Should you wish, however, to get some references other than my own
family members who are undoubtedly biased perhaps even jaundiced concerned
mostly about the nature of the revelations that are so close to home let me
suggest to you as I have to others like the folks from Random House or Bruce
Bigelow of the San Diego Union Tribune that you simply contact Mr.
No doubt though you will agree that this earthly spiral really began
its nose dive during the Clinton Administration as the “SISI” [sic] President
embraced the “Yellow
Peril” while shoving his hand up young interns although some of his supporters
would probably argue that a cigar butt is far less onerous as well as
incredibly less odorous then a guy who picks his nose a lot to mention little
of what happens to folks who talk with forked tongues. At some point you should
come across my take on why the ants seem to be taking over the planet. If for
any reason you are having trouble with your browser just contract my programmer
Over the course of the past 4 odd years I have assisted Mr. Krinsk on
occasion in getting to the meat
of some of his more high profile Shareholder Class Action Lawsuits none more so
important than the one he and Robert Kaplan of “Killsheimer
Kaplan & Foxhunt”
[sic] waited until the last minute to file against Mr.
I happen to consider Mr. Perelman the biggest crook in modern history
excluding the law firm of Milberg Weiss of course, not that the $12 billion odd
Perelman is purported to have stolen is the largest amount laundered through
Wall Street brokers by any one individual, far from it, by more importantly his
unique ability to have coated himself in Teflon much like “Senator Bird” [sic] who I
recently took to task in an e-mail which caught a number of folks flat footed
none more so than Mr. Polie Pollak, a misguided liberal who was mentioned in
the first frontal attack on a U.S. Senator that serves as a shot across the bow
to anyone who may be thinking about waging war with me and of course I have the
honor of liberating once again Mr. Pollak who may be looking for some help from
what seems to be his mirror image, Mr. King Golden, although I have no reason
to suspect that Mr. Pollak is a dope addict, dope being defined as nothing more
than dagga mixed with cheap alcohol.
I have in fact taken issue with a number of folks as of late including
other professors besides for “lame duck” Klein to mention just in passing
Professors Kelly and Price of Scripps Research and
I always start out not only giving folks the benefit of the doubt but
more importantly I was taught from a very young age to be respectful especially
to one’s elders. As I have got older, just this past Monday having turned 46 to
mention little of my belief that with God’s help I may have finally answered
the $64,000 question that The Meek WITH TEETH
shall inherit the earth which is clearly not a universal phrase but it
“shell” [sic] soon be.
I think I have also figured out what is behind each of us not being bothered by
our own stink.
Never one to be arrogant for if nothing else I am a student of history
albeit a rather late learner given my penchant to throw up when reading
anything that came out of the history books I was raised on in South Africa, I
have found though that most folks get too far abreast from the essence of life
particularly as their waste band expands, their tits starting to migrate along
the arms, an outstretched arm with a nipple attached that causes all sorts of
malfunctions none more so than what occurs when mixing milk with meat although
I have yet to work out the Japanese people’s fixation in the myriad of methods
they employ while going to the bathroom.
No doubt the Jewish rabbis have their own point of view when it comes
to why we should keep kosher and now would not be a good time to start with my
Jewish brothers and sisters who have been comforted feeling that I had finally
moved on to addressing the folks who have created more havoc around the world
than all the Jewish people and Muslims combined, namely the Romans who today
are made up of not just Roman Catholics, but Jewish people forced to walk on
sand to protect themselves from marauding wild human beasts while simply
wanting to practice their incredible religion as Columbus went about the
Americas kicking butt and what goes around comes around none more so than
friends of mine who have a home in a village next to where I have my Ccrest
Café in Minehead England whose bedroom ceiling structure comes from the Spanish
Armada that got torn apart off the English coast sometime back in the 1500s.
Suffice to say most Jewish people like most hamstrung folks anywhere
can barely think straight let alone run the risk as poor sportsman that we are
by kneeling on concrete floors although I suspect some churches have cushioning
in place especially when one considers it was only just yesterday we Jewish
people emerged out of the Ghettos to mention little of the Europeans, the
so-called Occidentals who pranced around in rags for hundreds of years as the
Indians fine tuned their curry that must certainly have something in it that
producers such incredible engineers wouldn’t you agree or do you think it is
simply the air the Monsoon fresh air or undoubtedly how it makes much more
sense to have one’s parents choose for one a partner than simply leave it one’s
hormones to make the right decision, better yet wouldn’t you agree that we
empower the kids of today not to continue to make the same mistakes of past
generations that would undoubtedly lead them to say moronic things to their
children such as, “You will have your chance to blow it” and give our youth who
are our future the tools to make as certain as one can be that one is choosing
the right partner from the get-go which is a subject matter that will be
covered in great detail in my book Manager Minute One.
Now you may be asking, assuming you have not clicked on to any of the
text hyperlinks why I would be bothering someone who is embroiled with physics
but please bare just a little byte more as I
unfold the very sweat connection between art, math and science with your help
as well as the input of others copied on this email; never though do I go
around in circles using rather tangents to stretch the imagination of those who
are not yet “brainne dead”
[sic] and I would assume you would agree with me that the closest thing in our
universe to a perfect circle is our anus that many use to promulgate their
absolute nonsense?
More to the point, when one farts and as you know a fart is no more
than airborne feces, the first orifices targeted are the mouth and the ears
which lead directly to the brain. Now my intention is not to have you validate
that there is direct linkage to those people who eat the most who often times
crap the most assuming they don’t exercise properly which ultimately leads to a
poisoning of the brain cells, degeneration though simply takes a while to
become systemic but it is my hope that you will be entertained by what I have
written to at least think about communicating back with me knowing that at a
minimum I might be able to provide you material free of charge to use in what I
understand to be rather interesting courseware?
The “proposal” I sent out this past Monday to Random Books publishing
group was to see if someone over there was interested in first helping to edit
my book that is geared toward uniting people on a global scale by showing that
math, science, physics and of course woe be to anyone who forgets about the art
are all combined at the centerpiece of God’s plan for us to all be in tune and
of course that requires more than average sensitivity and this I don’t believe
requires much of a voice. I could though have simply dialed 411 and got the
telephone number for someone like Glen Shapiro who as best I recall lives in
My plan, however, calls for showing folks how it is possible to work
things out from the bottom up as well as from the top down to mention little
once again of right to left and back again as in Quantum Mechanics, backwards
and “forewords”
[sic] constantly improving the odds, i.e. probabilities.
I could possibly simply call and have Alan Landry help me set up a
scheme in say the Pierre Hotel in New York and invite the CEOs of the major
publishing companies including of course Veronica Hearst who I assume is still
married to William Randolf Hearst VI, the last surviving son of the original
William Randolf Hearst and create the same sort of play I described in an
earlier e-mail where even in the event they were to call our bluff and not
agree to have me purchase their combined companies for no more than a nickel
and of course I would assume their debt, I would be willing to bet my bottom
last dollar they would at least be kind enough to refer me to a good editor and
who knows maybe even Veronika Hearst might buy Alan and I dinner at Le Cirque,
my favorite spot.
Mr. Landry not to be confused with his even richer brother who runs TA
Associates is my investment banker friend who was just a few years behind our
great President Bush at some preppy university back east and perhaps the most
literate white inbred friend I have who happens to have also retired also quite
early in his career although if you spoke with the majority shareholder of our
marketing-publishing
company he, George Nordhaus, would perhaps argue that I had simply coasted for
more than half of my 5 year stint that had him living the life of Riley but
that when it all came to an end old George required nothing short of a stent,
although of course I wish George well the great clown that I was, if only
though he had listened more carefully to me.
Like other companies I have been involved with IMS [Insurance Marketing
Services] has since gone through at least one change of name. I can assure you,
however, that IMS’ demise had nothing whatsoever to do with the consulting job
I performed for Prentice Hall which began the day immediately following the
expiration of my non-compete. Suffice to say I think I got more out of Glen
Shapiro then all the input I had gathered about the inner workings of IMS over
5 years which amounted to diddly although I learnt everything there was to know
about how the insurance was headed for one big fall, just though a matter of
time.
George Nordhaus was absolutely correct when he argued that I was
“asleep at the wheel” which not only starts to lead in to why I am communicating
with you today but perhaps why a handful of folks out there would very much
prefer that I simply fell asleep while driving either my Mini Cooper S or Dukati
speedster that in due course will have the bumper stickers “The Meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth” blazoned front
and back, on the sides, on the roof which reminds me I need to get the new logo
that is being worked on printed on to my motorcycle helmet. I had in fact planned
to spend the day riding my Dukati up in the Laguna Mountains but the battery
had died and now I am back in Del Mar waiting for the traffic to die down
before heading back to our rock house aka Stonehenge II where I am
expected for dinner in about an hour that gives me less than 10 minutes to be
out of here.
You should also know as I bare my soul that there is a doctor out there
by the name of Dr. John Stewart who also is known to get things a little mixed
up none more so than his fairly recent communication with his ex-wife, my
“travel companion” cum “significant other” of some 9+ years in which he
described a Temporary Restraining Order [TRO] he
illegally obtained against me as having “expired.” Dr. Stewart’s face in a
superior court house in downtown San Diego on October 24th of last
year was the best testament I have ever seen of any one being slammed with
rights and lefts, uppercuts followed by rabbit punches that would have had
someone like Eminem poking fun at him to high heaven especially when one
considers that all the shots came from him and his attorney having
unquestionably allowed their formal education, their chips on their shoulders,
to interfere with their learning to mention little of the effects of the
consequences of poor parenting which brings me closer to home in my quest to
help solve the problems of the world.
I really would appreciate you getting back to me as soon as possible so
that I can run by you my account of how perhaps Mr. Einstein missed a little
something in his mission to come up with a unified theory as to the inner
workings of the universe.
In a nutshell my theory suggests that that when we move from a vacuum
to a non-vacuum environment much like when traveling back and forth between
earth’s atmosphere and “deep space” the constant associated with C, the speed
of light, switches with m, as in mass, taking on the variable attributes, with
m therefore, becoming the constant, more in line with the Newtonian principle
that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is lost
nor is their any gain.
I have found over the years the problems associated with the NIH syndrome
which unlike the NHL who decided not go forward with the electronic hockey
puck, the TOES out there have a vested interest in the “Not Invented Hear” [sic]. I happen to
believe in my heart of hearts that God gave us two ears and one mouth so that
we should think twice for every byte of information God has planted here on
earth. I am copying the president of SporTVision, Mr. Squadron whose company
invented the electronic hockey puck as well as a host of other nifty
technologies on this email in the event he were to offer me some of his words
of wisdom. My hope is to meet with Bill and perhaps his father who I assume
remains in good standing with Rupert Murdoch who undoubtedly was generous with
his top notch legal eagle making certain that Bill Squadron got the very best
of legal schooling.
My theory of the inner workings of the universe are akin to what goes
on inside of the brain, which I assume you would agree is the most naturally
forming vacuum we find on spaceship earth, the difference being that whereas
each one of us can control who we allow to infiltrate through our aufaces,
thereby penetrating our minds, a mind a horrible thing to lose wouldn’t you
also agree, the person controlling the light dimmer switch is non other than
God himself perhaps playing pong?
It is my understanding that sound can only travel through the medium of
air, that light requires no medium that the speed of sound varies with the
density of the air, that the speed of light is different depending on whether
it travels through a vacuum, water or glass which I understand is the cause of
refraction? As, however, we approach the
speed of light which I assume can only be accurately computed in a vacuum,
[186E3 = 186 X 10^3 = 186 X 1000 = 186000miles/second] everything starts to
become somewhat “mathematical” wouldn’t you agree since light has both
properties of energy and matter, that at some point energy could theoretically
equal mass and then we have the chicken and the egg scenario in terms of what
came first, energy or mass?
And then there is that all-important gravity which I understand
suggests properties of matter and since it also defracts which suggest
properties of energy which brings us to the all-important “waves” and how best to get folks to stand
tall and be counted, finding a common “crying point” and there cannot be
anything more important these days then a clean water supply, wouldn’t you agree
which must have you wondering at this point, “Why am I so lucky me to have this
Gevisser character communicating with me?”
The same thing no doubt occurred with Professors Klein and Kelly who I
continue to hope will both soon surface. While Professor Klein digs his way out
of a rut let alone the massive black hole he dug for himself when taking me to
be a fool no doubt, Professor Kelly is undoubtedly awash. Some may assume that
at some point I will drop, find myself up against a wall, much like if one drops
say a rock in a pool of water with the waves propagating until such time as
they reach a wall with say two holes lined up one on top of the other and
emerges in its original form and so we end up at square one, leading ultimately
to constructive and destructive interference, no different when it comes to say
light, wouldn’t you agree?
This is all rather tricky-dicky this stuff about light which has the
property of particles as well as energy which is very much wavelike and it is
my sense that what constitutes a mass build up of dark spaces within the brain
structure that has prevented man from discovering more about the meaning of
life is non other than his testosterone interfering with his ability to love
and of course I know more than a handful of women who could shame any man I
know including
Everything no doubt gets very abstract when you get into the details
which is why I am hell-bent on getting more folks to appreciate art and to
learn from perhaps the greatest artist-painter-teacher of our times, Sebastian
Capella and of course genii like you can throw in your pennies worth and don’t
think twice about sending a contribution to PO BOX 307, Del Mar, California,
anthrax not fully appreciated.
In short order it is my hope that Sebastian
Capella will soon be offering classes over the Internet that will allow the
average Joe Blow like myself who cannot draw if our lives depended on it just
like 99% of the population incapable of drawing with precision and why so few
can make a living as artist painters unless they simply have the gift of the
gab and are able to convince some of the 99% of us who are clueless that their
scratchings are in fact art and why we see so much abstract
art that leads to so much bullshit interpretations. This leaves perhaps no
more than 1% of the population still in line to become true artist painters but
first they will have to understand “values” which is probably 3 times as
difficult as understanding and executing a “shapely” and “precise” subject
matter.
Being able to hold the “values” constant throughout a painting probably
eliminates another 99% of that remaining 1% and still there is the 3rd
leg of the stool, the equally important so-called “chroma” which calls for the
colors to not only be mixed right to mention little of the technique of
applying the paint to the canvas but staying true to the artwork whether it be
in either low, medium or high chroma which then eliminates all but a handful of
individuals on this entire planet.
Just knowing, however, how to appreciate art though is something even
morons like myself and
Isn’t it great though that today we have as our one and only alley the
Spanish? I understand that I have received an e-mail from the parents of one of
Sebastian Capella’s students who happens to be C
In due course I will be hoping to take the mantle that Sebastian “bequeathed
to me” although if truth be told it is my significant other who happens to be
French-C
Now if you are interested in a great house at today’s bargain basement
price of a net $620,000 and which could drop below $500K in a matter of months
you can be the proud owner of a terrific home located in Del Mar and which can
be viewed and read about ad nausea at www.sellnext.com,
but please remember the price only includes the shell of the house, the stove,
dishwasher and a beautiful looking bird that no one seems to want.
Let me know what you think. I will also be copying you on some if not
all of my future emails to a variety of folks but none more so important than
an email I hope to send out shortly to Professor Bernie Black a professor of
law at Stanford university where I will be asking him a number of things
including how I might get a United States Attorney to begin a grand jury
investigation in to the rigging
of the recent gubernatorial elections held here in California.
I had mentioned in a series of postings on the eRaider.com “The Puck Stops
Here” [sic] message board, “…if you
couldn’t get an indictment out of a grand jury you just hung your spurs and
dissolved into a puddle of tears…”
I understand that Mr.
In due course I will respond to Professor
Aaron “Brownnose” Brown who I understand remains a professor of finance at the
Professor Goldstein it is my hope that you
can help me pull together my thoughts into such a clear and precise way that
will have the most skeptical of the skeptics give pause to at least listen,
perhaps take a deep breath, for if I am right and e=mc² is both proof of
evolution as well as God, it will also put to rest what most in-touch people
already know that there is no such thing as a co-incidence and even if it
wasn’t Albert Einstein who said, “How many co-incidences does it take before it
is no longer a co-incidence” who is to argue that he didn’t at least think that
to be the case? Certainly, he wouldn’t be alone amongst the great
astrophysicists to have come to realize the “hand of God” wouldn’t you agree?
In just a matter of hours I will publish
my views on why God is not only DNA “butT” [sic] & He
is all about love, and of course you can see from where the word “love” first
evolved.
Good
Day.
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – I will reread this tomorrow and
should I feel that clarification is needed I will let you know accordingly.
