From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2003 5:14 PM
To: 'crownpublicity@randomhouse.com'
Cc: Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com) et al
Subject: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth

To whom it may concern:

I am looking for a publisher of the book I am currently finishing off titled, Manager Minute One, a take-off of the business book best-seller One Minute Manager whose author I once interviewed with prior to reading any of his books including Gung Ho.

My book takes the Mickey out of “a lotT” [sic] of things never forgetting the Kings and Queens who continue their illegitimate rule throughout much of the world. It is geared toward helping folks take the monkey off their shoulders deposited not by God but by those who see the way to reach the finish line first is to have the rest of us focused on catching our tails which for some reason most of our species have forgotten got left behind well before it got Dark as in the Dark Ages.

And of course the word “Dark” is a relative term much like the night sky which is nothing more than the shadow of the sun, a guiding light to many although overexposure creates all sorts of problems including possibly dementia as we get enamored with our own image to mention little of how little it takes for each one of us to become members of mensa, perhaps no more than 15 standard deviation points that separate the brightest sparks to the dumbest at birth.

It is all about each of us being our own managers from the get-go, as in One Moment Time, Time Moment One, never though to be rushed. The book covers all aspects of human nature, science, mathematics which all combine into spirituality and of course we know that God backwards is Dog and of course a man’s best friend is his dog although many folks seem to be attracted more so these days to their computer screens as their life savings in the stock market go down the tubes.

There is nothing funny about being disabled or a co-dependant especially if one feels compelled to wear make-up but with all the ugly made-up numbers going around these days it is no small wonder that folks like eTrade.com to mention little of eRaider.com manage to stay in business while hoping the rest of us continue to go around in circles.

One of the myriad of websites I am in the process of launching is eMANandDOG.com which is part of the evidence I will be presenting that Quantum Mechanics is as much alive as God as well as the English language which I am sure you realize was ripped out of the Latin by politicians hell bent on having things their way which is to say to keep the masses distracted as they went about stretching the English language to mention little of the lack of elasticity when it comes to stretching a dollar.

The book is a hodgepodge of ideas and thoughts that have accumulated over some 46 years of playing it loose and fast in the forward position much like what one sees in a player who plays hooker in a rugby scrum. Over the past 3+ years I have written perhaps as much as a million words of text which is a million words more than the amount of words I wrote while running a marketing-publishing company for some 5 years although to be certain all I can ever remember putting out was a flowchart that described rather graphically how to go to the toilets without creating a mess for the next person to complain about.

It is all about each one of us checking on the next person, that

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything

GODdnaNAME is really nothing to moc especially if one considers the importance numbers play in how we go about defining our existence let alone interfere with folks like TOES who are focused on being nothing short of God-like in their quest for gold, the so-called unified theory of the inner workings of the universe, that has everything and nothing to do with the 77 thousand year old Blombos Rock located near my old stomping grounds.

Last evening I began in earnest to explain in simple terms the First Wave of Einstein’s mathematical formula e=mc² that has now raised a number of eyebrows. I not only make little up, more importantly I don’t lie, steal or cheat although most of the credit for my explanation as to why Einstein’s incredible formula explains the existence of God albeit the “hand of God” must go to my one attorney-colleague Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk who right now is laboring ever so poorly.

Last evening his household took quite a spill and the only way he found out that his water pump that circulates some 30,000 gallons of water daily through southern California’s largest kois ponds that in reality serve as moats around his property was when he saw his neighbor down the hill doing backstroke in his living room.

My heart goes out to Jeffrey who at the high point was waste deep in water but the clean up will undoubtedly rest with his wife who we refer to as Campbell Soup. Ms. Campbell is, however, much more than a potted plant although she helps keep things moving in ship shape condition while every so often assisting her husband in his SCAL line of work. As best I recall she is the lead plaintiff in a Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit against Verizon the telephone company that is another conglomerate who has got too big for its boots.

While playing pong earlier today with Mr. Krinsk he thought enough of one of my ideas about how to hold in check a cell phone manufacturer whose antennae seem to break much like we are led to believe that without pain there cannot be any gain, that he thought nothing of giving me the telephone number for the 3^rd time of an individual who may wish to keep secret that Jeffrey was the brains behind all their success at Hang Ten International to mention little of the stained t-shirt clothing line that will possibly create a paradigm shift in the way the clothing industry operates while putting a lid on government spending and a handle for the kids to grab hold of.

My track record of pulling off the impossible although not legendary for the very fact that I have made it my business to stay off the “radar screen” is, however, rather impressive, none more so than my ability to pick both winners and losers almost without any effort. For sum reason I just seem to stumble into the very best and worst of circles, although I rarely if ever go around in circles.

Please let me know if you or anyone else you know is interested in exploring matters further with me and please don’t hesitate to contact Mr. Krinsk at 619-238-1333 and let his secretaries know that you are calling about the “Pisser.” In recent times Mr. Krinsk’s secretarial help have been tested to the limit. If you are so lucky as to get hold of Joan there is every possibility you may in fact reach Mr. Krinsk himself as opposed to his voicemail and please remember to wish him condolences for any of his koi who disappeared down the hill with the thousands of gallons of water which is approximately 16.666% recurring of the amount of water needed to keep the have-nots from getting at Mr. Krinsk’s most prized possession, a rock I gifted him while visiting Machu Picchu with my “travel companion” who remains under wraps.

How much of a coincidence do you think it really is that he would have a rupture late at night when during the course of any day there are anywhere between 8 and 12 people pruning trees, collecting koi offspring, removing mildew and rat feces, feeding guests to supply his endless cardiologist friends forcing Mr. Krinsk to be waste high deep with live wires threatening to distract him from what he does best which is to make money like there is no tomorrow, while my “travel companion” dreamt the night before about wires as she flew through the grand canyon?

I may in fact drop by the law offices of Finkelstein and Krinsk later today and have Mr. Krinsk fill out an application for “unemployment” a prelude to celebrating my having reached today the ripe young age of 46.