From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, September 01, 2005 3:54 PM PT
To: Linda Chavers – New York Times
Cc: rest;
President@whitehouse.gov; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; FBI; Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy; Mark Gevisser - The Nation's southern African correspondant; Playboy; Dr. Jonathan Beare; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa; Trevor Manuel - South Africa's Minister of Finance; KRugman - New York Times; Kenneth Standard Esq. - President of the New York State Bar Association; VSchiff@wetherlycapital.com; Miriam Ross - Survival International; King Golden Jr. Esq.; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Ernest Patrikis Esq. - General Counsel AIG; Moses Kgosana - Chairman KPMG - South AFrica; Newell Starks - Chairman of the Board - Sterling Holding Company - A Citicorp Venture Corporation fronting corporation; dplist@cloud9.net; Playboy; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.
Subject: RE: FW: ...
Avon walk...PRESERVATION OF LONG LIFE AND LIMB...---...Page 2 - BATH SALTS...---

 

How do you suggest I proceed to get others less indifferent, incompetent or culpable, take your pick, to investigate the threatening phone calls I have been receiving from the New York Times main telephone number?

 

Could you also help me edit an ad I would like the NYX to run?

 

I will agree to pay you 3 times your hourly rate including all possible bonuses as well as “graft” which includes “constructive dividends” not necessarily deemed taxable by the IRS such as being invited to fancy parties on the upper east of New York City where based on my personal experience you should have little difficulty finding “quiet enjoyment” when poking fun at those “less fortunate” waking up, however, at Light-G-D-Speed, thanks to missives such as this, to how the system works, increasingly smiling from ear to ear as you and your kind implode into heaps of tears?

 

BTW I see no problem assuming you can in fact pull yourself “to-get-her” [sic] with us meeting at the Carlyle Hotel where Harry I awoke one morning and found myself famous Oppenheimer, the head of my DAAC family gave President elect John F. Kennedy, the future Commander in Chief of all United States Armed Forces, his marching orders, beginning with not wasting a moment in escalating the Vietnam War, started by the French arm of the DAAC while HO’s mafia of mafia partner, Charles Engelhard, a SIGNIFICANT contributor to the United States Democratic Communist Party and very, very, very, very good friend of the Kennedys, prepared the “spade work” for the sellout President’s younger brother, Robert F. Kennedy Attorney General of the United States, to visit South Africa in June 1966, giving not only South Africa’s and the neighboring countries’ enslaved, tortured as well as murdered masses but the masses all around the world hooked on bs like, “A diamond is forever-a girl’s best friend” and “Preservation of LONG life and limb but for the rich expert only at trickling down the costs of getting richer on to the back of the poor”, nothing but false hope, to mention little of CE, my uncle David Gevisser’s major benefactor, believing no different to any senior ranking member of the DAAC, again the mafia of mafia, whose main business has always been money laundering that the Diamond Invention was on its “last legs”.

 

And of course the Diamond Invention would have collapsed were it not for the fact that once CE who controlled the world’s supply of platinum died rather mysteriously at age 54, according to my uncle David Gevisser’s very good friend, my Royal Mater, of “an addiction to Coca Cola”, give me break, the DAAC then managed to achieve “critical mass” beginning with getting legislation passed in the United States that mandated each and every new vehicle sold in the United States to support “Preservation of LONG life and limb” paid for by the increasingly “hooked” next generation, contain sum $20 worth of platinum imbedded into each automobiles exhaust system.

 

Let me repeat ad nausea for you et al the tribute attributed to Nelson Mandela that appears on HO’s memorial website:

 

Nelson Mandela (on the occasion of Harry Oppenheimer’s retirement from De Beers)
It might well be that Harry Oppenheimer is a strong candidate for the illustrious group of men and women whose names will become immortal, written large in the hearts of fighters for peace, democracy and justice in every part of the world. You have had a leader who has left his imprint on business and this country’s affairs. He has earned national and international respect.  

 

Now this instant before looking in the mirror look at those imbeciles, those selfish disgusting human beings reading this missive in real time just like you, still wearing their diamonds, enough for you to vomit?

 

Wait, there is more.

 

Get down on your hands and knees, slow down your heart rate thus allowing you to at least be a little more patient, now take a deep breath, and if it helps just think how Nelson Mandela is now feeling believing that no one would DARE in his lifetime question his garbage, I am Prepared to Die speech where in order to save himself from the gallows and meet our maker with his head held high he chose to pay tribute to the puppeteers of the South African Apartheid Government, making it so much easier for you to prepare for the conclusion of my missive to my friend Linda who of course had to have known what she was doing in helping increase the circle of those dependant upon my insight and analysis of the important events of the day.

 

The may I suggest you go take a warm bath no need of course to add bath salts and if you haven’t changed your mind about assisting in our “social cause” then why not ring Ms. Miriam Ross of Survival International and commiserate with this sellout.

 

If I don’t hear back from you and/or your publisher apologizing for, at a minimum, not including your entire email list I will simply add you to both my “sh1t” [sic] and “deafeningly silent” list.

 

Ps – Can you tell us where is Tefo?

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Linda Chavers [mailto:chavers@nytimes.com]
Sent:
Thursday, September 01, 2005 2:14 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: ...
Avon walk...PRESERVATION OF LONG LIFE AND LIMB...---...Page 2

 

please take me off your mailing list.

 

thank you,

linda chavers

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