From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:31 AM PT
To: Unit #1, Unit #2, Unit #3, Unit #4
Cc: rest;
Subject: Sale of 1431 Stanford Street
Good
morning – below is an email I sent Jake yesterday.
Please
let Jake who is looking to purchase the building “as is” know if
there is anything inaccurate in the information I provided including anything
“material” that I may have left out and I will leave it to u to
interpret the word “material”.
Thanks
to folks like me more of u r waking up to how laws such as Rent Control only
serve the rich getting richer and the poor the picture but not on wide screen plasma TV, rather well illustrated in
the fact that while u have all been paying significantly less than market rent
u have not managed to be in a position to come together and purchase the
building from me at a price that I was for quite some time offering at
significantly less than market value beginning in earnest during the past 3
months, not a single phone call from any of u despite my number clearly printed
on the 4 Sale Sign, none of u in the least bit curious it seemed to know how u
might possibly afford this “deal of a lifetime” it to mention
little of how u were all to the best of my knowledge copied on my December 20th offer to those
miserable creatures working for Washington Mutual for them to put their
ingenious heads together to purchase the property for the maximum loan their so
incredibly poorly managed financial institution would make without me even
making a big deal about them bribing one of their own with a helping hand from
say a wishy washy appraiser that could so
easily have them owning the property with cash in their back pocket to begin
competing with the likes of my pal Mark
Weinstein to accumulate in no time at all a real estate portfolio to
then take on the likes of Arden Realty a one of a kind New York Stock Exchange
REIT whose officers just happen to be in “command and control”
of the Wetherly Capital Group
who despite having as their attorney a Stanford Law School lawyer-liar have yet
to respond to my knuckleball of July 25th 2002
just 4 odd months after they sent me a one of a kind settlement offer which I
don’t for the life of me remember requesting to mention little again of
that all important California Gubernatorial election that took place a little
later on November 8th 2002 which resulted in California Governor Gray Ho Chi Min Davis, a big time buddy of
the WCG getting re-elected to be in
“command and control” of the 6th largest economy
in the world which is not to suggest that Davis ever got to shake hands with William Simon just one of many not
exactly poor “special” WCG
clients who also include Mr.
Thank
G-D for the luxury of kitchen sinks and those garbage disposals and how much
easier it is today to nail down wishy washy characters hell bent on making the
next generation equally co-dependant on government handouts, agree?
No
doubt were say a “victim” real estate appraiser to start talking in
his-her sleep and their lover tired of all their complaints the body picking up
rather easily on the mind imploding to make a buck or “tTOo” [sic]
turning in the miserable creature to then plea be4 the courts how this all came
about thru no fault of their own, aspartame, blah blah, forgetting that a
communiqué such as this would in time be introduced into evidence to put to
rest once and for all such whiners?
Poor
excuses increasingly again thanks to the Digital Age, a G-D-Send a thing of the
past which all goes back to how self preservation has interfered with our
inability to combine and problem solve asking important questions like “Why
is it that us renters get no tax breaks?” and instead go about
our daily business buying into all the bs of TV and the magazines which say u
can have it all now just so long as we have good credit, agree?
And
really all it would have taken to own 1431 Stanford Street would have meant
keeping in reserve each month just enough to be able to afford the smallest of
deposits which would also have meant never being so dumb as to not pay off your
credit cards each and every month well ahead of being hit with pitiful
penalties, agree?
But
then again why not blame poor, poor, Gary for being so idiotic to break the
cardinal rule of never “gifting” anyone anything when they
haven’t worked for it, agree?
Communism
is not simply terrific in principal, the theory is ingenious again a picture
tells a thousand words, imagine tho, how it was on kibbutzes in Israel be4 they
had to start competing in the “real world” coming up with ingenious
devices like the Epilady to torture women who dared to raise
children to be nanny boys like me but who were incredibly fortunate to have 2
of the most amazing parents imaginable encouraging me to fly free and high
beginning by drumming into my “scal” [sic] not to wait for them to
die, agree?
The
essence of kibbutz thinking encouraging the young to grow up very quickly to be
independent thinkers expecting to inherit nothing but their good name which can
be changed in the flash of an eye, all geared toward a society of very creative
thinkers so necessarily when armed with lightweight weaponry having to make
quick life and death decisions which has been along with never hating
one’s enemy the difference between Israeli special forces and special
forces of every other country on the planet but with the Digital Age, A
G-D-Send not even the very best of Israeli leaders could hide the likes of
Madonna from not filtering into the equation along with the insurmountable difficulty
of finding that one person on the kibbutz willing to polish the swimming pool
walls of the kibbutz’s communist bosses until such time as they sparkle,
agree?
Remember
there is enough to go around for each of us to have our own porches, white picket
fence, 2 story house with the bird’s eye view of our swimming pool, then
again not everyone it seems can be as fortunate as me to have this one of a
kind panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean just a stone’s throw away from
where all the “rich chicks” hang out.
There
is simply no substitute for hard work and hard play and until such time as u
really get to know your neighbor by first getting to know yourself which again
thanks to the Digital Age, a G-D-Send does not require going back any further
in examining where things all began to go wrong, simply focusing on The Diamond
Invention and continuing to visit our one a kind website www.NextraTerresTrial.com.
I
hope to send out today perhaps once my amazing Artist
painter-Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion and I return from a motorcycle ride to
get her name changed from her former married named Stewart to her maiden name
an email to a literary agent my seeking assistance in getting a $10 million
advance on my book Manager Minute One which at this point begins:
If you’re my enemy receiving an email from me it is
like having Richard Simmons bouncing around in your living room and G-D knows I
can do that and then “sum” [sic]. I don’t give hugs
tho. Whereas he is happy and points out the good and all the improvement
in people I just point u in the right direction and then I point again and
again and again.
By
the time our maker decides He-She has let me loose long enough it is my simple
hope that those who I have come into contact with over the years at least stop
with interpreting generosity as weakness.
Not
only is the record rather clear but my ever increasing PUBLIC track record of
success weighs rather heavily, more so with each tick of the almighty powerful
clock.
I
have committed to Jake nothing more than the information contained in the email
below which I don’t consider “bullet proof” as well as the
rents u r currently paying.
Should
any of u have any questions please do not hesitate to email me, bearing in mind
at this time the chances of me keeping it private r rather slim.
Good
day,
Gary
S. Gevisser
A
Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There
Ps –
I still cannot get over how this world famous veterinarian hospital have now
gone more than 24 hours in getting back to me in terms of how they hope to
compensate me and my poor, poor, poor dog Pypeetoe for the “pain and
suffering” we both experienced as they went about pulling the most
incredible guilt trips on me the result of my decision not to leave my so sweet
and very, very, very sensitive dog overnight in their care so that they could
milk me for as long as I was willing to have my emotional purse strings pulled
when all they needed to do was to follow the guidelines set by our 12 year old
JoNathan who by just opening his eyes wide, noticed a tick, then with simple
tweezers went counterclockwise removing the reincarnation of Harry Oppenheimer
putting to a very quick end the incredible pain I now intend milking from now
until again such time as either our maker says enough is enough or the hospital
administrator together with their lawyer-liars and their insurance carriers
throw in the towel.
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-----Original
Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Jake
Subject:
Jake
– I have a copy of a form titled Santa Monica Rent Control Board –
CONDOMINIUM OR SINGLE FAMILY HOME PERMANENT FEE WAIVER APPLICATION. It is dated
August 30th, 2001 – Maybe I was mistaken and Sean-Dusan is
right when he says he came in around Thanksgiving 1993, the Torca Application
may in fact confirm what he says.
Unit
Tenant’s Name Date Moved In
Telephone #
1
S
S
March
1996
310-XXX
2.
O
S
September
1996 310XXX
3
I
O
March 1999
310-XXX
4
J
F
May
2000
310-XXX
5
B
B
January
2000
310-XXX
6
Vacant
Re: Steve
in unit #4 – I have a hand written
agreement that says if I don’t want to sell the unit he is renting and he
chooses to stay on then his rent will increase to $2,000 a month after one
year.
I also have
the GRANT DEED recorded on
[1]In 1966, the same year I first got to see the
sights of Israel, Robert F. Kennedy the disgusting Attorney General of the
United States of America visited with us in Durban, South Africa only after his
publicist got assurance from my rather well connected
Royal Mater
that she would be able to come up with a list of people who the head of the
United States of America’s Justice Department should NOT
meet with when providing the tens of millions of enslaved, tortured and
murdered South African masses nothing but a false sense of security.
