From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: Jeff Smith

Cc: Wendy@spawn.org ; FBI

Sent: Monday, July 26, 2004 7:39 PM

Subject: Next Symposium {:}...sex a` trios is out of the question!...{:}

 

Jeff – Rather late start to the day partially the result of 2 phone calls I received this morning from the one grandson of Mr. Solly Krok, the first call which lasted all of 4 minutes and 55 seconds causing me to take an exceptionally long breath, the second one coming some 17 odd minutes later lasting all of 51 minutes the batteries on my cell phone running out such that I wasn’t able to see the exact number of seconds, my sense tho, is that the call lasted close to 52 minutes.

 

It is possible that Daren Krok, Solly responsible for bringing the Epilady women’s shaver to the United States, after beginning the first conversation,

 

“Why are you so negative toward my family?

 

What right do u have to insult my family calling my one aunt ugly and my other aunt, Arlene Krok, stupid” [sic]?

 

used the time out while I played with my dogs breathing in the incredible oshon swept fresh air to arrange a conference call with every single member of both Solly and Abe Krok’s households totaling perhaps as many as 10,000 Jewish people spread throughout the 4 corners of the earth, I doubt every single Jewish person in the world hooked up to the call and certainly not all of them into communal crossbreeding across all racial groups which as u may know takes place only on Kibbutzim in Israel where the Epilady was invented by men to inflict pain on women which is not to suggest that that my gay cousin Mark Gevisser would use such a device on his Indian lover so much so that by the time the conference call ended there is not the slightest doubt in my mind that Daren would have been told by every single person on that call crying out in unison:

 

“Christ Almighty.

 

What the hell do u think u were doing calling up The Rattlesnake?

 

Gary Gevisser is being incredibly nice only calling us stupid and ugly.

 

It shows he really likes us.

 

Can u imagine what he could have called us” [sic].

 

Jeff, it is very possible u were copied on that missive contained within the “Epilady” hyperlink sent this past Saturday to a Wendy@spawn.org where I mentioned my Partner-Wife Marie Dion using her Epilady which interfered with my ability to focus on the mission at hand which was to find this literary agent by the name of Sandra Dykstra, who for all I know could be your wifey?

 

A rather interesting day at the Turf Club yesterday where had the couple seated next to us paid as much attention to PW MD calling out time and again not only winners but exactas followed by “tribekis” [sic] that for all I know had Dr. John Pollardbreaking the bank” as intently as I eavesdropped on their and their one friend’s utter nonsense about tax loopholes for the rich being fun, fun, fun they wouldn’t have to work so fricken hard paying their lobbyists to create such loopholes in the first place that result in the rich getting richer while adding zero “value added” to the “pot” as the working class who receive mostly “WtT∞” [sic] income tax forms at the end of the year get increasingly poorer and perhaps u would think a little angrier with each passing moment, agree?

 

Moreover, PW MD who to the best of my knowledge has not been formally introduced to you, as you well know I am the only NextraTerresTrial on the lease agreement, states emphatically,

 

sex a` trios is out of the question!”

 

followed in her words,

 

“I don’t know what else he [Jeff Smith] would offer me that money for.”

 

Please take your time in responding to my counteroffer of $100,00, [one hundred thousand United States dollars].

 

Again I cannot speak for my PW MD.

 

I will now call it quits for the day, tomorrow tho, I plan to follow up with Mayor Earnest of the Del Mar City Council.

 

Take care,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Jeff Smith
Sent:
Monday, July 26, 2004 4:30 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Fw: Time to post

 

Gary,

 

Hope all is well with you and that you are enjoying the Del Mar beach. I did not receive a response yet from this offer we made to you and wondered if you and your wife had considered it?

 

Jeff Smith

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Jeff Smith

To: gsg@sellnext.com

Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 2:18 PM

Subject: Re: Time to post

 

Gary,

 

Sorry but I am so busy taking care of my five kids and my business that I have not had time to read or respond. My kids are all out of school right now so I am trying to spend some additional time with them, in addition my business has never been busier. After that every spare moment I have I try to spend with my wife so she doesn't forget who I am.

 

Is everything okay at your studio? Is there anything that needs fixing? If so we will get right on it.

 

Did you and Marie talk about our early move out offer? I checked with the previous owner and your right, your lease with them does not run out until 2/15/05. So if you want to stay until then no problem but it would help us to have you out sooner. Therefore we are willing to offer you $ 3,500.00 for moving and relocation expenses if you leave by 9/1/04. If that is too soon for you we could offer $ 2,500.00 if you move out by 11/1/04. After that I think we would just wait till 2/15/05. Thanks to you and Marie for considering our offer.

 

Hope all is well with you and your wife.

 

Jeff Smith

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Monday, July 19, 2004 1:47 PM
To: JRK@class-action-law.com
Cc: rest; Devin Standard; Michael Kinsman; KingDelMar@aol.com

Subject: Time to post

 

I am out the door – a leisurely lunch with Partner-Wife Marie Dion.

 

Isn’t it about time u posted up on The Internet...