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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 3:30 PM PT
To: gdickinson@scsafrica.com
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Subject: Shorthairs

 

Attention: Board of Directors of A P Moller of Denmark, the “control persons” of Safmarine Computer Services Africa a partnership between Safmarine Computer Services (A wholly owned Safmarine company owned by A P Moller) and I-Thina, a supposed black owned company – [In South Africa there is currently legislation stipulating that in order to do business with the public sector, i.e. government, one needs to have Black Economic Empowerment - i.e. have black supplier, black equity, black management and black employees at operational level. Each industry has a BEE scorecard which government uses to measure them and decide whether they will/will not do business with them.]

 

 

Mr. Dickinson,

 

I have been retained by Mr. Mohapi to assist him in settling matters with “u” [sic] et al including Safmarine and its parent AP Moller based out of Denmark utilizing www.SupremeInternetCourt.com one of our 100 odd websites currently under construction from the bottom up all geared toward attracting Public International Attention [PIA] in an effort to eliminate or at least mitigate the lawsuit route, i.e. deals within deals, deals behind closed doors.

 

Let me begin by introducing myself. I am neither an attorney nor am I a lawyer-liar.

 

I am, however, my mother, Zena Gevisser whose first published “book-let” [sic] was THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A WOMAN later turned into a record and my father, Bernie Gevisser’s youngest child.

 

That should be enough for you to know that when I mean business I mean business-personal no more or no less knowledgeable than Ari Socrates Onassis when recruiting my Royal Mater for “special assignments” why she was “off-limits”.

 

And I assume you have read Peter Evan’s latest best seller “SE-MEN” [sic] that simply exploits the sexual misconduct of cheap prostitutes such as former First Lady of the United States of America Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis not quite able to pull “to-get-her” [sic] the looks, figure, gift of speech as well as script to mention little of my mother’s over the top intelligence prior to going senile, what else can explain such childish behavior?

 

“U” [sic] can bet your bottom dollar if Zena Gevisser was aligned with me today it would result in you, the board of directors of Safmarine’s holding company and subsidiaries including I-Thina not simply collapsing into a heap of tears something you will all experience by the time you have completed reading this broadcasted communiqués but immediately prior to losing all your marbles settling Mr. Mohapi a kings ransom in an offshore numbered account, someone like Mr. Jost a very private Swiss banker based in Zurich, Switzerland being counted on to keep their big mouth shut no different to Ari when talking to anyone even his closest aids why Zena Gevisser was someone not to mess, my mother also teaching me everything about shorthairs.

 

And of course you have heard of our shorthair chiwawa Mutik which means “sweet” in Hebrew who like my Super Italian Greyhound, Pypeetoe, the reincarnation of Mutik, travels with me pretty much everywhere.

 

Again, this assumes my extraordinarily mother even if in an almost total state of denial, never not once to the best of my knowledge falling into the resignation of grabbing as much as possible before meeting our maker once again, were able to breathe live into Tutankhamen making her executor of his world wide estate much like Zena’s “good friend” my uncle David Gevisser after being properly schooled by my Charm School ace mother on THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A WOMAN was anointed executor of the estate of Charles Engelhard beyond a shadow of a doubt at the time of his death in early 1971 , CE the most powerful and richest man in the world gifting uncle David a cool tax free $6 million fee upfront possibly running into both Ari and Robert F. Kennedy, of course prior to all their deaths, RFK another of my rather shrewd mother’s famous clients all being rather careful what they had to say if anything about my this most powerful individual who besides for her immediate family’s wealth and power was quite awesome when coupled with the very good name and real estate holdings of my father’s family both in South Africa and abroad including prime beach property in Israel to mention little of my one paternal great grandmother Nechie Badash who raised my mother, Nechie the only member of her family to have escaped massacre by marauding Cossacks coming from the same small village of Poinsk in “White Russia” where David Ben Gurion was born and raised, this Poinsk not to confused with a town in the same area bearing the same name, to mention in passing my one and only not-so-private meeting with David Ben Gurion at Kibbutz Sde Boker on November 1st 1972 just 13 months to the day before this great man afraid of no one but fulfilling his “dreams” that the “Children of Israel become a light unto the nations” letting me know just hours later through a high level intermediary that should I ever find myself in difficulties I would simply need to make one phone call, possibly “tTOo” [sic].

 

Then again, there is reason for everything in this world and my approach is quite different to my Royal Mater’s who may prior to meeting up once again with our extraordinarily SMART G-D decide to join me as I go about pulling out all stops in getting PIA for our “social cause”.

 

May the Good, Almighty SMART G-D continue to bless each and every one us with the presence of our great and most honorable leader, President George W. Bush and his most extraordinary well put “to-get-her” [sic] and might I add time and again his very sexy wife who like any healthy mind-healthy body human being can appreciate a great horse-man?

 

Furthermore, there are several members of the South African Parliament beginning with Mr. Tony Leon a heavily indebted political stooge of the DAAC who can attest to my “credibility” as well as the fact that I am also “af-raid” [sic] of no one, not being so lethargic to “believe” as one would expect from heathens in an Almighty SMART G-D but to “know” G-D beyond a shadow of a doubt and why I make public time and again that should any member of Israel’s Special Forces, past and present, “ACT out” either to help protect me or those I hold dear both now or subsequent to my next meeting with our maker they will as G-D is my witness incur the wrath of our one and only omnipotent G-D.

 

Now Mr. Red Neck get on your fricken hands and knees and begin this instant  your absolution by reading what I wrote Mr. Tefo Mohapi’s business partner Mr. Maseko last evening as he began to brownnose you to death [“Patience” attachment].

 

I will continue this monologue in due course which should not prevent you at any time from engaging in a dialogue, to repeat the profound words of wisdom of my rather brilliant and might I add quite beautiful wife Marie Dion,

 

When the dialogue becomes tTOo monologues it is the beginning of the end” [sic].

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

Ps – I am currently experiencing difficulties uploading broadcasted communiqués such as this on to my www.NextraterresTrial.com pdf file directory which is why I have attached another communiqué [TWIST] for you all to enjoy until Kingdom Come in the event I only get back to you with the remainder of what I have to say “sumtime” [sic] in the future, perhaps “knot” [sic]?

 

In the meantime may I suggest that you don’t get up to further mischief.

 

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In the meantime may I suggest that you don’t get up to further mischief.

 

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