From: Gary S. Gevisser
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Subject: Help
Mr. Genz – I apologize for having to cut you off but you will recall just moments earlier u telling me words to the effect, “Sorry I fell asleep at the wheel” therefore the possibility exists that you either never heard what it was that I had to say after you commented, “Why don’t we just meet, hop in the mini cooper S, bring the dog along, drive along the 52 to Murphy Canyon road off the I5 [Interstate 5], our address is 4545 Murphy Canyon Road”
Or
You have consumed more than your fair share of Aspartame, agree?
And of course I would agree with you that I am a “hypocrite” in choosing not to pay the miniscule balance due on my Citicorp Credit Card at this time if in fact you hadn’t followed the thrust of my previous missives, the fact, however, that you know that I own a Mini Cooper S as well as a dog leads me to believe that you may not be as forthright as you protest and please don’t blame the Roman Catholics priests you may have brushed up against then again maybe you would have as good a case against SG Searle the manufacturers of Aspartame for short term memory loss as I know I have against Citicorp, your customer-client who has engaged in the most hostile shareholder action imaginable, agree?
And you should recall even though I took out “unemployment insurance” offered by Citigroup’s representatives, the price $178 irresistible given the difficulty I have had in the past in taking direction from crooks, i.e. who in their “write” [sic] mind would employ me, those Citicorp telemarketers interrupting me as I was imparting a value system to our kids so that JoNathan and Danielle would not grow up to be “dik-s” [sic], I happen to know a thing
Or
Too
about how the most rapacious m
So again, Mr. “Benz” [sic] hold on to your horses as I take you around a corner
Or
Too, my ability to communicate as an assistant soccer coach to preteens the fundamental principals of this one of a kind team sport while covering ground on a number of different fronts including mathematics and science which leads to the highest levels of spirituality may have you consider giving me an extended leash, no one to blame but yourself for this extended delay, my still committing to get back to you shortly addressing in no uncertain terms my being so incredibly grateful for you and your law firm granting me in your infinite wisdom the opportunity to assist our great President George W. Bush do the smart thing which is to suspend trading of the stock markets and if there is time I will also explain to you how the tax code bought and paid for by the likes of your customer-client Citigroup allow the most rapacious, those without a value system, who possibly through no fault of their own, again Aspartame has been shown to be quite damaging based on the data I have seen, to get to the point that if they were to be subjected say to a lie detector test they would pass with flying colors when answering “No” to the simple question, “Do you consider yourself dishonest?”
Again, I refer you to the anonymous interactive questionnaire put forth back in the spring of 1999 well before the Enron scandal by the most rapacious Shareholder Class Action Litigator [SCAL] on the planet, Bill Lerach Esq. failing, however, again, in my opinion, to follow through with the all-important question, “How many of you CFOs, dependant on your jobs by kowtowing to the wishes of your bosses, the CEOs, believe that the 23% of the top CFOs in the United States of America who answered “No”, that they have never been asked by their CEOs to commit fraud were actually telling the truth?, the possibility existing that Bill, the 1,000 pound co-chairman-gorilla of the 2,000 pound law firm of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach by some faint possibility found himself dumbfounded that some 67% of the top Chief Financial Officers [CFOs]of America’s largest corporations attending this annual Business Week gathering in Arizona back in 1999 said, “Yes”, that their Chief Executive Officers [CEOs] have larceny in their hearts by asking their underlings, the CFOs, to “falsify the financial statements” which the likes of momworker63s, orphans, widows, widowers, pensioners, morons, etcetera etcetera rely on to make sound investment decisions, agree?
In other words, quite surprising wouldn’t you agree that we don’t hear that much about the Aspartame defense, yet?
Hold tight, the best is just around the corner.
Gary
Ps – And remember I told you just as I answered the phone earlier today that I was moments away from hitting the send button on a 2,500 odd email to you, my feeling quite bad that I had left you in the lurch for going on a week now.
Ps I – Assuming you don’t go to church, do u believe in G-D
Or
Do u think fate sumhow brought us together that now has me using you in taking other like-minded individuals on a light journey of epic proportions?
Ps III – Most people if pushed really hard can remember 3 pieces of information and I am just trying to get you to stretch yourself a little bit further.
Naturally, now would be a good time to get oxygen into your brain by giving me 5,000 pushups followed by 7500 sit-ups and remember to always breath in to the count of 5 all through the nose and when exhaling, not to suggest that u think it appropriate to ask your handlers that you be allowed to smoke pot when reading my missives, to also do so through the nose, and when transitioning into the Pilates bicycle maneuver to make a point of stretching your toes.
Ps IV – Email either Mr. Debonair JRK
Or
far more competent attorneys like Lester Houtz Esq. and Thomas Stephens Esq. of Barlit Beck, both carbon copied on this missive and ask either of them what they think of the complaint against Citigroup that I have slowly but surely been placing up on The Internet well aware that these “knowledgeable and skilled” attorneys know that should any licensed attorney in the United States follow through and file such a complaint it would bring about the end of their gravy train in nothing short of the “flash of an eye”, I must tell you I am in love with my partner-wife’s new purchase.
Ps V – This May 5th we are having a Bon Voyage Party
for my partner-wife’s art Professor and although I am not at liberty to
invite you, Mr. GS, my rather talented publishing friend, perhaps, the
only non painter-artist exception, don’t hesitate though, to keep
checking out the www.NextraTerresTrial.com
website the possibility exists that you will get quite an education from
“Moved
Off
Balance
By
Educated
Dik-[sic]
Sum
Things
Are
Built tTOo
Last.
Evolution?
Ps VI – Do u think my partner-wife nailed it with her too [sic] missives this morning so grateful I am to having sumone so incredibly beautiful and smart to keep me shackled to the bed, my seeming to recall that Mutiny on the Bounty had some good stuff to say on page 71
Or
Thereabouts, my quite hungry at this time, my seeming to recall Marie Dion saying that she would let me out of the house to join her for lunch at the deck of The Plaza in downtown Del Mar, she just calling, perhaps you know our friend Davide who has this thing for attracting “rich chicks”, I didn’t think you would be bothered if I copied both Davide as well as members of law enforcement on this missive along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s literate population?
Ps VII – What did you think of my Endless Universe letter to the Editor of the Del Mar Times that the editor in his infinite wisdom chose to publish in the latest edition which hit the streets earlier today, i.e. quite brave when you consider his advertisers are mostly real estate people, plastic surgeons and yoga teachers, agree?
