From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 4:18 PM PT
To: Diane Bell - Union Tribune
Cc: rest; JRK@class-action-law.com; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State;
President@whitehouse.gov; Mark Trump-Turkey Weinstein; VSchiff@wetherlycapital.com; Grundfest@stanford.edu; Gretchen@nytimes.com; KRugman - New York Times; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa; Oreilly@foxnews.com
Subject: FW: Certificates of Insurance

 

Ms. Bell  On October 24th, 2002 the same day my wife and I had the most incredible court victory in Superior Court San Diego your story, Pepito the pooch foils runaway truck ran in the San Diego Union Tribune, Pypeetoe saving my life by alerting me to move away from where we were seated as an out of control cement truck came blasting through the intersection of 15th street and Highway 101 in downtown Del Mar, California ending up on its side, its gas tank landing just a couple of feet away from where we were seated reading the USA Today, my dog at the time and still to the best of my knowledge incapable of reading newspaper print.

 

Then again how many of us really pay attention to when someone says anything of importance other than perhaps this one poster on the Berkshire Hathaway Yahoo message board who following my earlier post [posts 280987 - 280990] responded with the following:

 

I can say without equivocation that your series of posts were the singular, most important posts I have ever read on a message board. I have allocated the next four hours to re-read them in order to decipher their hidden, and not so hidden meaning...

 

Give_me_lagavulin’s bio says he is male, 45 years of age from Aberdeen, Scotland and I think it is fair to say the poster is neither Mr. JRK of Finkelstein & Krinsk nor Veronica Hearst the wife of the now deceased and former chairman of the Board of Hearst Corporation who back beginning in late 1993 had me with her husband’s approval do a number of “special assignments” which I have more recently elaborated on which more than a handful of folks on my email list which consists again of a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population thought interesting enough for someone like my pal Mathew Margo a senior lawyer for 60 Minutes would find each and every one of their producers frothing at the bit providing me an entire show while agreeing to my terms that would include an override on every dollar of revenue taken in by CBS who for all I know could be owned today by my uncle David Gevisser no doubt continuing to be advised by my Royal Mater, to mention little of Mathew’s father a prominent South African Judge and responsible for developing the “blue print” for Israel’s Air Force following the IAF’s stunning victory during the War of Independence which had us Jew boys beating the living daylights out of the Royal Air Force who did more than simply wish the new Jewish State ended up in the Mediterranean Sea, a lot has changed since 1948 some 15 years following the DAAC being granted a license to use their unlimited supply of currency to ferment unrest in grass roots organizations the same organizations responsible for our great President, the most honorable George W. Bush being elected and re-elected.

 

Now give me 4200 pushups followed by 3600 pushups remembering to breath in and out to the count of 5 all “thro-ugh” [sic] the nose and when reaching out for a breath of fresh air read at least 20 times this PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD VOTE FOR BUSH, NOT WHY I SHOULD NOT VOTE FOR KERRY.  Bearing in mind that I am continuing to broadcast a missive I began sending out yesterday titled, “Take care....Numb...it is all about achieving balance...best illustrated for nincompoops...---...EmanANDdog.com=moc.GODdnaNAME...---...1421...bodybuilding...Arnold...down the tubes...” that has those of my very “favored class” at the very top of the DAAC pyramid knowing that I have their “sacred” leader, Dr. Jonathan “White Don of Africa-Trouble Bubble” Bearenailed to the cross”, the evidence simply overwhelming, agree?

 

David Gevisser like any man not raised right to appreciate THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING OF WOMAN at all times unless when making love totally dependant on having someone as ingenious as my extraordinary mother who most of all understood how easy it is to checks one’s ego at the door despite her artful reminders, It’s Not Easy To Soar Like An Eagle When You Are Surrounded By Turkeys

 

Yes Ms. Bell all my hyperlinks tell a story all on their own the Turkey hyperlink is one that when explained to elementary school kids whose sequencing has not been interfered with not only will they understand how incredibly easy it is to accumulate hundreds of millions of dollars in real estate without a dime to one’s name well within a decade depending upon simply finding a banker not very happy with their lot in life, perhaps reading this communique, an appraiser who woke up on the wrong side of the bed mad as hell with the world which pretty much describes every banker and appraiser you have ever met and if not please send me this instant that individuals email address and I will show you what I will do with such a extraordinary fool, agree?

 

So very important to see not only who is carbon copied on my missives but imagine those blind copied not quite certain when I will make their names public as in FOOLS NAMES, FOOLS FACES IN PUBIC PLACES!

 

Another private helicopter without any markings flying rather low and slow passing by the Cliff House, the time 3:00 PM PT and further out to sea a Camp Pendleton Marine helicopter heading north probably going back to base.

 

So important Ms. Bell to get your arms around the problems inherent in the Bell Shaped Curve that has the most average like the ROP also known as Capo Di Capi still often refereed to as Ronald O. Perelman rising to the top of BS Curve while the smart ones, those remaining low in conformity with “The Tallest Trees Attract The Most Wind” recognize it is all about achieving “balance”, the extreme ends of the distribution curve that matter most nothing quite spelling things out as Einstein’s “Mind of G-D” equation, E=mc˛ which in conformity with Quantum Mechanics that which goes forward must work “in reverse”, 2 c mEto-get-her” [sic] with getting the chronology of events down real well makes for interesting story telling?

 

Nothing quite getting the attention of the youth who are all our futures as presenting them with the 4 digits 1421 which when added or multiplied result in the awesome number 8 when rotated to the right looks a whole lot like the infinity sign that leads in to EmanANDdog.com=mockGODdnaNAME which really doesn’t need all that much explanation unless of course your role in life is not to teach but to produce “feel good” stories as part of the distraction game?

 

You are not as much in the dark as you were just over 5 hours ago before I carbon copied you on the email below along with Ron Bellows Senior a senior Risk Management specialist at AIG, Eliot SPItzer increasingly coming to terms no different to you that he was “over matched” the instant I became aware that he had filed his refreshing complaint back in mid October last year against this at one time $280 billion “unlawful” and shameful” and to throw in RBS’ words, “fony crap megalopoly” of AIG-Marsh and McLennan-ACE Ltd, agree?

 

From the moment I terminated my relationship with Veronica and Randolph Hearst soon after Veronica Hearst and I returned from a very productive meeting with the Ziff Brothers from Ziff Davis Publications in Boston “Masschewshits” [sic] and well after I presented Veronica and Mr. Hearst, chairman of the board of Hearst Corporation with my “findings” detailing the reasons behind the media frenzy taking place + the insight I had obtained from Ms. Valerie Schulte Esq., a 15 year “sex slave” of Ted Turner, who along with her so “bought and paid 4” [sic] left wing elitists provided me with the lowdown on Al Sikes a former Chairman of the FCC [Federal Communications Commission] tasked with running the Hearst New Media division, Veronica feeling the need to toy with one of the executives of the Hearst Corporation of her plans not to be remembered as simply the multi-billionaire wife of a former chairman of the Hearst Corporation causing me to read her the “riot act”, no purpose served I thought as we sat around in “Login” [sic] Airport to check in with the drunk Senator Ted Kennedy to see if he was up for a clambake, you could bet your bottom dollar I would have kept once again my big mouth shut, agree?

 

Few folks in the world other than very bright Veronica Hearst recognizing the import of The Internet “sum” [sic] 12 years ago and what “command and control” one would have if “in possession” of the right “intellectual property” beginning with having as your ally the youngest child of Zena and Bernie Gevisser who at age 13 back in 1970 could if my Royal Mater had given me the “green light” run circles around my father’s first cousin, David Gevisser, who one month before I turned 14 received a $6 million advance for being “chosen” the “male heir” of Charles Engelhard’s estate, CE, to repeat time and again for all the nincompoops either in the denial or resignation stage thinking they can “outrun” me was considered at the time of his rather mysterious death by those of us “in the know” as the richest person in the world who like his very intimate partners, the South African Oppenheimers, would have known everything there was to know about not only my Royal Mater and her rich and powerful clients like Ari Onassis and the scoundrel of scoundrels Robert F. Kennedy but the clout of both my mother’s mafia family from the North of England generating enough cash flow to sink a battleship if necessary, her half-brother Joe Ash a prominent businessman and Durban, South Africa councilmember for donkey’s years not exactly one would say the “straightest of arrows” versus Engelhard so smart to visit time and again my father’s family business, The Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies containing the most incredible goodies, most importantly it had the golden name nurtured most of all by my amazing father’s father, Israel Issy Gevisser, A Name From Here You Can Trust Over There.

 

Interesting wouldn’t you agree that Engelhard would die just when his estate was peaking right before the United States was to go “al-to-get-her” [sic] off the gold standard at the ripe old age of 54, from an “addiction to Coca Cola” according to my Royal Mater, give me a break!

 

The word “clout” should not be confused with the Kennedy clap that the big time prostitute former First Lady of the United States, Ms. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis spread each and every time she opened her disgustingly dirty legs exposing what I understand to be the most vile beaver that could “tho-ugh” [sic] accommodate any size penis so long as the cash payments kept coming to mention little of her last lover Maurice Templeton, a “top producer” for the DAAC, to mention in passing when Royal Mater was tasked by Ari Onassis with “protectingJackie “O ring around the collar” Kennedy-Onassis during the period of the wedding celebrations celebrating most of all the good work Jackie O had done in keeping the United States Justice Department off Ari’s back, Zena Gevisser never said a “single word” to this former First Prostitute of the United States of America, agree?

 

I just noticed a flea at the start of Pypeetoe’s almost perfect tail, G-D only knows what exactly the flea was up to when circling his anus, what do think?

 

There is no such thing as a generation gap just a credibility gap that is now being bridged at light-G-D-Speed, the youth who are all our futures waking up real quick to us so civilized folk who remind the youth time and again to

 

watch your Ps and Qs… don’t forget to dot your Is and Ts… and only resort to using foul language when you get to our age when you will do the same with your children when you can longer give them straight answers!

 

Back now to the spring of 1999 when Mr. JRK and I first became acquainted and I should add it was prior to Mr. JRK’s “arch rival” Bill Lerach Esq. of Milberg Weiss-Lerach putting both insurance carriers as well as Chief Executive Officers of public corporations on notice that he was quite certain when revealing to the world the deep rot within public corporations, the vast majority of CEO’s having asked their Chief Financial Officers on at least one occasion to “falsify the financial statements” and that a “material number”, 12%, actually remembered doing so, that he could count on the mainstream media not to make a big “fuss and dance” about such important information give how so “bought and paid 4” [sic] each and every one of you were and remain, the proof in the pudding, agree?

 

Why not have on the front page of your newspaper as well as the Wall Street Journal as well as the New York Times, Forbes and Fortune Magazine the exact wording from Lerach’s article and then to postulate the likelihood of those minority CFOs who couldn’t recall ever once being asked to commit fraud, bearing in mind again not only was Aspartame introduced into the American diet back in the mid 1980s, second, it is just a matter of time before the resignation stage follows the denial stage and third, I didn’t get off a ship just yesterday, agree?

 

There are not that many people you know I can assure who can make claim to being first, the youngest child of 2 extraordinarily smart people; second, my clients, at least up until this precise moment in time, 4:00 PM PT were never in the least bit interested in my genealogy but rather comfortable in how relatively quickly I could get my arms around a problem, cutting to the chase well before I would allow anyone including my extraordinary parents who are not G-d, at least to the best of my knowledge, “shoot their poison tipped arrows.”

 

To help you never forget each and every time you put your head on the pillow or when simply collapsing into a heap of tears here again and again are Bill Lerach’s profound “Declaration of War” that took place in the spring of 1999 at the Business Week Annual Conference of CFOs in Phoenix, Arizona:

 

I spoke to 100 CFOs of top U.S. companies – major American corporations. After I had challenged the quality of current corporate financial reports, the moderator used an interactive question-and-answer system to ask the CFOs to respond anonymously to the question: "Has your CEO ever asked you to falsify the financial results?" Astonishingly, 67% said yes – and 12% admitted they had done it. I later heard the SEC had sought – and obtained – the attendance list for this Conference.

 

Even though I could have cut the 1636 word last post [see attached] on the BRK-A Yahoo message board probably by about two-thirds if I had just thought more about what I was writing versus paying attention to this idiot who works for St. Peters church on Parish Lane which is where The Tree House is located, revving his car, ever wonder what exactly goes thru males heads who do that sort of thing?

 

Bear in mind were it not for the fact that as I got more involved in SCAL work I soon realized why everything made perfect sense beginning with Joe Kennedy being appointed Chairman of the Securities Exchange Commission in 1933 the same year Hitler was “swept into office”, the same year President Roosevelt abdicated control of the world’s monetary system to the British Government under the “command and control” of my DAAC [DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel] family.

 

Let me know what precisely you don’t understand.

 

You have no more than 24 hours in which to respond or face “superior and overwhelming forces” not to forget that prior to my close call with the cement truck Mr. JRK has been saying that I have “1 in 4 chance” of seeing Xmas out alive.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps – Do you have any pull in getting Petco interested in Pypeetoe as their mascot?

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: gsg@sellnext.com
Sent:
Tuesday, May 17, 2005 10:45 AM PT
To: Derrick beare; Ron Bellows Senior
Cc: rest; michael.kinsman@uniontrib.com; karla.peterson@uniontrib.com; diane.bell@uniontrib.com
Subject: Certificates of Insurance

 

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