From: Gary S. Gevisser
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To: Solly
Krok
Cc: rest;
Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State ; KRugman - New York Times; DianaH@nytimes.com
Subject: RE: Flow Chart
Ms. Rehbock – Finally Solly’s very busy office chooses to tell me “sumthing” [sic] I already know, i.e. of course I know I could get on a plane for the next 20 odd hours bypass Anthoven, Holland check to see whether the General Manager of Philips B.V. thought the wiser of Solly’s suggestion to do a leverage buyout of this multi-national one of a kind conglomerate, who tho, in their right mind would want to piss off Queen Beatrice no relation I know of to Marie Antoinette and then spend no more than a half hour with my good friend who would without much fanfare most assuredly hand over the reins to his far flung international empire without me even having to impress upon him how much his contributions to our social cause will have on Mr. Derrick Beare continuing to smile from ear to ear, please don’t now try and get out of the tunnel u have dug by trying to blind side me with a poor excuse that Solly now wears adult diapers and is constantly in the bathroom doing business #1 and #2, agree?
And
of course I would save time by not having to explain to Solly like it seems I
have to spit out to Mr. Spitzer, Attorney General of New York, what
I was speaking earlier today with my very good friend Derrick who is vacationing as he always does at this time of the year in Plentenberg Bay, South Africa and while I know that not even news that Investec’s headquarters in London had blown up would stir Derrick to check his emails for the next several months, no strike that, for next couple of minutes as he digest the one point I was making about this one “phatso” [sic] Jewish Nazi from Durban, South Africa by the name Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus now having returned to SpaceShip Mother Earth as a cancerous enzyme constantly checking to see which one of our colons to attach himself “tTOo” [sic], agree?
For the life of me I could have sworn I heard my uncle David Gevisser at the table next to Derrick, so wonderful to see a restaurant owner that loves as we do the sound of happy kids, agree?
David
like many of the super wealthy own summer homes where poor, poor
Quite
the spot to serve as the headquarters for the Southern Africa Supreme Internet Court
and I remain optimistic that Derrick will find the time in his very, very, very
busy schedule to meet with Thabo Mbeki, South Africa’s prime minister to
discuss converting Robbin Island into quite the “bird
sanctuary” while we also watch the super wealthy collapse
into heaps of tears, G-d forbid Derrick is summoned back to London to explain
to the top lap dogs of Investec how he had nothing to do with leaking information to me on how both their
secretaries so well-heeled, no strike that, were so well
informed that as the 2 m
Please bear in mind there is probably not a single person on this planet who knows as well as I do how busy Solly and the other super rich people I know rather well r at this precise moment in time my having in recent days dropped quite the big bomb and instead of watching Solly and the rest who have benefited from the diamond studded iron fist of the South African Apartheid Government and now the ANC Government still under the “command and control” of the DeBeers-Oppenheimer-Engelhard-Kennedy-Anglo American Cartel mostly scratch where the sun don’t shine thinking about my next enlightened move I will after taking counsel with certain members of my inner circle be offering Solly and the others a way out.
Ms. Rehbock, I will now take a break possibly for as long as a week; on the other hand, G-D willing, I might continue this tomorrow, either way please keep checking this Big Bomb hyperlink for updates that will include photos, and please let me know if u come across in Solly draws, let me be clear, in his desk top right draw any photos of those returned Epiladys where one can distinguish without a magnifying glass carpal tunnel, no strike that, soft tissue particles versus live varicose veins.
Take care,
Kgotso!
Gary S. Gevisser
A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There
The Ferret
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Subject: RE: Flow Chart
Dear Gary
Please do not send us any more Emails we are a very busy office and do not have the time for this.
Thank you
Marie Rehbock
Personal Assistant (
From: Gary S. Gevisser
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To: Larry Neilson
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Subject: RE: Flow Chart
have not replaced my cell phone – call me on my wife’s 858-WIL-NEXT
