I understand that back on August 28th, 8 months to the day after Governor Davis met with executives of Vivendi or should I say Vivendi “En=vi=ron=mentalist's” [sic] 63% owned U.S. subsidiary to be precise, Ms. Kathleen Connell, guardian of the State of California’s non-Democratically controlled treasury had this to say in a radio interview:

 

   " If we don't get a state budget by Sep 15, the state of California is going to experience a Perfect Storm. . ."

 

Do you suppose she has time to go to the Mov - ies?  She must have heard it sumwear [sic], wouldn’t you agree? Wouldn’t you also agree that Ms. Connell and/or you took a closer look at the email I sent to you folks back on August 13th at 3:47pm PST? You will need to scroll down a little AND then sum. I don’t want to assume anything but it seemed to me when I first heard from you that the number one accountant in the State of California which, I believe still is the 7th largest economy in the world, would only get the number one hound dog to respond to me if in fact there was more than simply a ring of truth to my script, including my email to Mr. Robert O Brian; yet you never made any connection to that particular email dated August 13th? Now if you think that was a mouthful just read on.

 

Wouldn’t you also it agree it rather strange that there is a total of 7 “Perfect Storm” expressions in those communications? The letter G is the 7th letter in the English Alphabet. AND G stands for “good” although sum folks may feel it still okay to use the word, “God”, wouldn’t you agree? I believe this file contains all our communications and then sum. If not please let me know so that I can set the record straight on the NextraTerrestrial array of websites. The mission statement is pretty clear although I hope to add more sparkle in “Jew course” [sic]. I assume by now you have read Perfect Storm II on the Footsak.com website. This piece was quite moving for a number of people including Bill Lerach of Milberg Weiss.

 

Bill “scary hairy” Lerach and I have never met nor have we spoken even though I have done sum work for his firm. We, have however, played telephone tag on a number of occasions. The first time occasion had to do with Perfect Storm II when I contacted him after I saw how Citicorp which essentially had a controlling interest in Chase Brass Industries were unable to get the Chief Executive Officer of the company to respond to what seemed to me to be some pretty reasonably placed fast balls, strikes all the way butt yet Citicorp and the rest of us shareholders ended up back in the dug out. At first things didn’t seem to add up. Here you have the a guy like Tom McWilliams perhaps the smartest leverage buyout chief in the history of Wall Street not being able to get the guy he backed in the deal to do the right thing for the shareholders, a guy who own just sum 10% of the outstanding stock. Sumthing seemed very amiss, perhaps Citicorp’s “management friendly” policies of not rocking the boat tTOo much which might affect their deal flows, i.e. deals with deals, deal behind closed doors, you know what I mean?

 

Suffice to say, I never got back to Mr. “Leroach” [sic] because I decided to go to bat with the top dog at CSI on my own and instead of throwing fast balls I decided to go in with a series of knuckleballs which seemed to do the trick. Not long after that “peace” [sic] appeared on Footsak which is South African slang for giving someone a “kick in the rear” things suddenly started to change and the rest is history. Chase Brass was in fact the last major stock position I liqui-dated earlier this year at just under $15 per share. I garnered a number of things as a result of this little experience, the most important being that one could in fact effectuate positive change without going the lawsuit route and feeding the coffers of guys like Mel “frog face” Weiss and his “hairy” [sic] side kick in San Diego who in turn grease the machinery of the corrupt Democratic Party.

 

Pride it seems is the only thing that gets people to really think straight as opposed to building into the “cost of gods sold” [sic] the cost of getting caught, golden parachutes et al, wouldn’t you agree?

 

You and I will eventually be united butt don’t ever give me any more of that bull, “we will simply have to agree to disagree.” Buster, at the end of the day, despite you being the “top hound bitch” [sic] in the State of California you work for me. I and the rest of the California taxpayers pay your wage. Every time we use a sheet of toilet paper we help you keep your table full of goodies to mention little of what you use to keep your kids’ noses clean.

 

Now before you decide to hit the delete button may I suggest that you read very carefully everything contained in this email particularly the hyperlinks. If need be go take a cold shower, in fact take the day off but please don’t take it out on your kids, spouse, girlfriend or if you are so inclined, your boyfriend. No matter what your inclination you had better choose your words more carefully when communicating with me or for that matter your young assuming of course you are able to keep custody since your wit is most assuredly been booted out the window and no cussing. Given the audience we are attracting it is just a question of time before everyone who has ever known you will be asking you if you need a hand or a bob tTOo. A “bob” is like a nickel in English.

 

My one set of folks who live in England say, “The only thing different between the Americans and the English is the language.” My folks overall are pretty decent people although they have also seen a side to me that has them quite concerned, particularly my take on sum of the things “we” could have all done differently in South Africa that wouldn’t have resulted in the current government back there being so brain dead. I am in the process of sending Mr. Trevor Manuel who is copied on this email a follow up to the email I sent him a few days ago where I apparently failed to include my “bio” as I had promised. I will keep you apprised of events over there as they heat up.

 

[In the interests of avoiding a full on internecine war with my own immediate family it should be noted that not only did my parents stand head and shoulders above most in our community especially when it came to the “unde.privileged” [sic] in more recent years my folks played a very positive hand in getting a young lady by the name of Deborah Sturman to spearhead the path to righteousness for all “slave” [sic]. As a “rumpas” [sic] Jewish person I have to put a happy smile face on everything even Mr. Piggy and there is more to come…. ]

 

You should know that it seems most of the hits to the NextraTerrestrial website seem to be coming from South Africa which is not all that surprising since about two thirds of the 360 odd folks on my email list are South Africans. One of the minor measures I had suggested to Mr. Manuel as he contemplates his navel is to get everyone leaving the country to present his government with a signed financial statement which wouldn’t have to be audited. Of course it would only be fair that Mr. Manuel do the same, the same for Mr. Mbeki, the current President as well as members of my own family including a cousin who is currently writing the autobiography of Mr. Mbeki. I think you will enjoy Perfect Storm XI as it tTOo heats up. 

 

As of this moment we have 24,710 hits to this website in roughly a week. Since we first began a counter, less than 2 months ago, we have had almost 100,000 hits. It is possible that during my sleep I could simply be hitting “refresh refresh refresh” although it is more likely that others are getting the message that when I mean business I mean business.

 

Ms. Connell’s business associates referenced earlier understand this pretty well although there are others out there who know far more about my work product than the “bush league” team running “Weatherly Capital” [sic] although they are doing more than the current United States president a disservice when they are part and parcel of the pack of wolves who have hijacked the political system in this country.

 

 

 

I am not, however, out to bury anyone nor though am I about to dish out praise until such time as I know whose best interests you serve. Contained within this email is sufficient information including communications with attorneys for such out of control businesspersons that should be enough for you to begin an investigation and start earning your keep. A good paying client of mine once said, “There is no such thing as a bad business only bad business people.”

 

Back on February 8th I had a photograph taken of me and Ms. Vicky Schiff in Wetherly Capital’s new office suite in the “Word Savings” [sic] building in west Los Angeles. Although it was Rod Smith who took the photograph the camera actually belonged to Ms. Schiff, co-managing director of this Fund raising group of “quiet a sort” [sic]. Their website tTOo must still be under construction although they began their move to capture the universe in the palm of their hands with a whole lot more funding than what it has taken to get NextraTerrestrial off the ground. All done and a lot said, I have spent less than $10K in out of pocket expenses which would probably amount to just one of Ms. Schiff’s trips to New York to mention little of the time she and her cohorts have spent up in your neck of the woods.

 

So have you yet been to lunch with any of these folks? Do you know who is behind Wetherly Capital? Have they in fact made all the appropriate filings with the State, i.e., when as well as who knew what and when did they know it?

 

We certainly know your boss has done a whole lot more with them, wouldn’t you like to be able to disagree? I had got Ms. Schiff into the habit of taking at least one photograph every day as a result of certain memory loss she was at times prone to experience. Mr. Smith will probably also remember that comment coming out of the mouth of Ms. Schiff although what came later is sumthing few of us will ever forget. Our engineer “saul” [sic] is starting to work on a technology that will possibly result in a paradigm shift in the way in which we communicate with one another, certainly it will be a leap frog jump on the way lie detector tests are currently conducted. Suffice to say that once the mailman picks up my mail later today I will be well on my way to owning sun-bio technology that is polar opposite in many respects but add and minus with complimentary effect.

 

In a nutshell, by the time this case gets “to caught” [sic] we shouldn’t have a problem in seeing who was most important to Ms. Schiff over the past 208 odd days, wouldn’t you at least agree on that?

 

Now if there are in fact any missing photos then we might have another Watergate on our hands, although it is already possible that given the series of back and forth between myself and their one overtaxed lawyer who has yet to respond to the knuckleball I sent him on July 25th, a “coverup” [sic] may have already begun.

 

Certainly, I had a break-in. Now to be clear on this point it is possible that whoever came into my place simply pushed the backdoor open as I may have left it unlocked. This incident occurred while I was in South America back in May, on my second trip this year; my first trip took place shortly after my “dismissal” from the World headquarters of Arden Realty, just before I sent Ms. Schiff and other close colleagues AND friends a heads up about the pending collapse of the stock market. Ms. Schiff should have no problem in furnishing you with that email given her assurances that despite working on getting their right licenses in place the Wetherly folks had now a bank of computers in place to ensure that no matter what no data could get lost.

 

The telephone records may not, however, be as revealing. For one thing her co-managing director, Mr. Weinstein doesn’t care much for email although that could have changed in the past few months since all contact was broken off, for another I have little to go on in terms of the competency of their current staff. There happens to a lady who works for them who goes by the name “Lisa Hahn” although I know for certain she is not the wife of Rod Smith who happens to go by the same name. I do remember though just prior to the City of Los Angeles last mayoral election the current mayor of Los Angeles, James Hahn, manning the telephone although he could have simply been sitting with a phone in his hand playing pong with the other hand.

 

Mr. Chivaro, do you like ping pong? I have been wanting for sum time now to get a ping pong table, for one thing it would allow me space to place all the papers I currently have lying all over the place and when not testing my own patience I could possibly get my dog who has no patience for running after balls more in line without him betting hurt in the process. Table tennis is like "badmINGton" [sic] without looking gay, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Nothing though of any significant value was taken out of my “hole in the ground” and besides I had already made it patently clear that all pertinent documentation had been stored in “self-storage” [sic]. Nothing other than tax records, receipts and photo copies of “original work product” were taken out, not even a removable safe which was in clear view. It was, however, locked butt it wouldn’t have taken much of weight lifter to have made off with it with just one 100 oz silver bar inside to add to the 100+ lb weight.

 

My thinking on placing this silver bar inside was to give anyone who decided to make off with the safe at least some relief that they are to be rewarded for their effort however short lived. Not only do I have all sorts of spiders hanging around who could very possibly be poisonous butt I had rigged up a photo device. Along with the silver bar is a note that says,

 

How much of this silver bar are you going to chew through before you hear the authorities knocking on your door?

 

Unfortunately, in my haste to leave I had forgotten to turn the “on switch” button to the security system. I once mentioned to Ms. Schiff that this silver bar would one day be hers as long as she kept her nose clean. Again, I doubt Ms. Schiff would have been the culprit given the fact that she has all the exact same information I have other than a file that was provided to me on October 23rd 2000 where the most interesting content is a brochure put out by U.S. Filter in their efforts to market the 43,000 odd acres they had acquired from the Bass Brothers of Texas.

 

Ms. Schiff and I even have a joint safe deposit box at the Union Bank just down the road from me that was robbed just the other day. She was the last one to visit the bank, that is in terms of checking out the contents which was sum time back. I provided, however, my “viewing audience” with a blow by blow of the robbery and finally when the police allowed me to exit The Cave where I hang out a lot I found a $5 note “un-masked” [sic] which I have yet to return to the bank. Suffice to say I have an issue with this bank that has yet to be fully aired, a matter though that I will be discussing in quite sum detail on the NextraTerrestrial website, titled Perfect Storm XIV as in Louis of a different era.

 

My hope is that Ms. Schiff will be forthcoming and send me that photograph, the one of her and me, along with the other stuff that is rightfully mine, checks to boot. I had just gifted her a pewter candelabra and I wanted to get a picture of it as well as the “plague” [sic] that read, “WORK HARD PLAY HARD.” Ms. Schiff is also in pretty good shape although she complains a lot about being “phat” [sic]. She is not though in quite as good a shape as the “ghost” you see walking through the door in the second picture as you scroll down on her way to retrieve the “Pink Pant-her” in the lower left hand corner. To the right is the “chair of shame” which I believe I have addressed at sum point before, although that email may have yet to go out. No one in their “write” [sic] mind would consider either Ms. Schiff or Ms. Connell overweight. The question though is how to keep both of them from losing their cool, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Why you may ask would I go for a big splash when all I want is to have a bash, one big party that unites us all? As much as I love silence it is not always golden, especially when it has become a deafening silence,  nor, however, do I believe that the path to happiness is laid with riches although I happen to think us men got a much better deal out of the bargain when God decided to share his best, careful though am I when it comes to ribbing.

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Better, however, than tying little ribbons around trees and on antennas of automobiles is to use such materials to leash those who create the wrecks in the first place, i.e. our dirty wicked politicians who are bought and paid for not just by corporate American scoundrels butt by foreign conglomerates who operate freely going behind enemy lines with reckless abandonment who use their rods and sticky paws pointed up toward the sky to see which way the winds are blowing and at the same time giving the rest of us the finger and if we dare say a word like “fart” we get reprimanded to hi-heaven, wouldn’t you agree? Is it a requirement that all government employees get tested for drugs or be asked questions about their drug use, as in “What did you inhale today?” Who is to say whether pot is more of a pollutant to our minds than those that farted around us when we were kids, given the fact that a fart is nothing more than airborne particles that may only get filtered when they enter our noses and that assumes you only began trimming your nose hairs when you left home.

 

So how close are you to your parents Mr. Chivaro? I know this sort of question is not really allowed during the interview process butt how else can one determine to what extent a parent has manipulated the mind of their child who is now wanting a leg up on its parent by using your organization as a stepping stone to wreck havoc on the world. Yes, Mr. Chivaro my focus these days is on the young and put those who stand in the way, those who hide behind the frills of their designated offices, their degrees, their loud shrieks, their grumpy faces when caught with their hand in the cookie jar that we have now a perfect way to protect the whistle blowers. In time Mr. Chivaro you will see that our 78 odd array of websites will have all the credibility we need to send you and your bosses on a permanent vacation.

 

It is time for those who pay the piper to be heard, wouldn’t you agree as opposed to "bear-cats" [sic] like you who at best keep seats warm while their bosses are out and about talking up a storm on the airwaves who are not even intellectually honest enough to give credit where it is due, wouldn’t you agree? Moreover, you kind get our children to believe that by putting such meaningless symbols on items like automobiles they are doing a good thing when in fact all they are contributing to is more litter, more drag that cause the cylinders of car to work overtime, pollution to boot, wouldn’t you also agree?

 

At sum point as you continue to read through this email and the hyperlinks you may decide that in the interests of doing the right thing you will consider at least part of the time spent as being on your own nickel. Now don’t load up on the caffeine unless you want to be on a par with your “psychiatrist” [sic]; at least calm down before you present yourself in front of the children, i.e. give them space and they will afford you the luxury of making up for lost time, a mission not all that impossible if one subscribes to the notion that the speed of light is not constant.

 

And while you are at it, assuming you have already done you “abolonutions” [sic] for the day, i.e. not feeling the urge to come fishing in my backyard or better yet leaving your imprint on my doorstep, don’t even think of wishing me harm as I may decide the next time round to tie you up in circles.

 

In addition to detesting those who derive great enjoyment in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. for the umpteenth time, evil doesn’t come with a pointed tail and pitched fork I fear no evil since I not only know from where I come but like you I put on my pants one leg at a time and I tTOo go to the toilet when need be. I am not, however, a very needy person nor am I a “Knotty Jew-f-ish person” [sic]. I do though subscribe to the things that Moses tried to impress upon the Jewish people but for some reason couldn’t find the words, i.e. do unto your neighbors’ children what you would want them to do unto your own, checks and balances to boot and then go out and kick a rugby ball or try heading a soccer ball to “TimpucktTOo” [sic] butt leave the skating to the professionals, the thin ice caps to be protected at all costs, access only to small fishing vessels who play by the rules.

 

Now we need to be more understanding about Moses given the fact that he had just spent 40 years in the desert and couldn’t tell a camel from a hump back whale. He certainly, though understood the value of water, i.e. he who controls water, controls the land, steals the money and around and around we go in circles.

 

Wishful thinking only works when you have everyone of the same mindset and we have a ways to go, wouldn’t you agree Mr. Attorney? Have you had your blood pressure checked lately? What about your tires? Should I be looking under the hood of my automobile? Do you think someone would try and hide a bomb on my motorcycle? If they are thinking of firing a bullet from a distance they might be better off getting up close using a shotgun because I have found a way to compartmentalize my brain, backups of a different sort, which I wont, bore you with now. Trust me though all things get better in time. It is all in the spacing, the waves, keeping the frequency tight where positives cancel out the negatives and we ride together to the end of time and then back again. Tsunamis are something to watch out for. Butt why wait when the signs are everywhere?

 

My “bio” will spell out more my theories on what lights us up. Even though I wasn’t raised on Christmas tree celebrations I do like them a lot especially when the kids understand that money doesn’t grow on trees, that manners are learned and that the bread on the table takes more than an act of God. It takes tTOo people coming together who both know right from wrong, although as long as one of them does that is at least one foot in the right direction, and one step at a time is all we need right now. The other thing that will set our youth on the straight and narrow, those who have had to pick up the slack from their parents who need the parenting is simple dial up access to our websites where like-minded folks will eventually come calling although right now we are somewhat backlogged.

 

Once, however, I get moving, I can move pretty fast. Ask some of the folks I play rugby with although it has been a while since I played with the boys. This Sunday for sure and I won’t need our Maggie for protection. I have all the "armour" [sic] plating I need to prove to one marine who got bit when Maggie thought he was making more of my tackles than need be even though all we are supposed to be playing is “touch rugby.”  Touch is what I like to do in bed with my travel companion; when I am out with the guys it seems a little tTOo… much like baseball. Several weeks after this “not-so-quiet” [sic] heavily built up marine failed to return to “duty” never returned although I know the wound would not have kept him from giving of his best to the U.S. military which is today the only “light force” out there keeping the odds players at bay.

 

The hour is fast approaching when my programmers will restart the clock, i.e. we will begin a countdown that lasts 864 hours and there will be more than one $64,000 question of that you can be assured. Rest is sumthing you as well as Ms. Connell and her boss Mr. Davis should now get. Better yet this would be a good time to take a very deep breath. It is all about “free will.” Second, I rarely give suggestions unless dealing with paying clients but given the fact that you folks are employees of mine, i.e. every move you make I assume is done in the “best interests” of the taxpayers of California and therefore given the fact that courts around the United States have interpreted the term “best interests” to be nothing short of bankruptcy, you will think long and hard before throwing your next fast ball toward my spot “under the son” [sic].

 

With all that said, I consider Mr. Rod Smith, a principal of the Water Strategist, a material witness to a series of events that took place in the Governor’s State House between this past Christmas and New Year. Mr. Smith is perhaps the most knowledgeable individual in the State of California on matters pertaining to water, certainly the folks from the Imperial Irrigation District believe that to be the case as well as the not-so-fair Wetherly folks who would prefer that I simply sign a confidentiality-release of claims agreement, take the “money and run” butt that is not my style. My dog is a runner, I am the swimmer despite small hands I have the feet, not quite as good looking as the “defeet” [non-sic] woman.

 

I first met Mr. Smith on October 23rd of last year at the former offices of Wetherly Capital where he was accompanied by Professor Seymour van Gundy from Riverside University. Most revealing was a lunch we all had with a Mr. Joe Campos who is also well known amongst Democratic figureheads who revelations at lunch caused me some would say to have a “knee jerk” reaction that somehow had me hold on to 3 checks dated that very same day for a period of 6 months.

 

Now the fact is I am always a little behind on my paper work and holding onto 3 checks with the exact same date that only got deposited months later may not be all that strange to sum. When, however, you consider that this date, October 23rd happens to be a date where the top dogs of two high profile publicly traded companies conspired to commit fraud on their shareholders and I happened to be the person who “spearheaded” the lawsuit against the one, the biggest finagler on Wall Street, Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman, then you have to wonder about the odds and my prescient timing. Moreover, this meeting between the heads of Revlon and CVC took place back in 1998 3 years prior to the day the “kick off” of Perfect Storm III began. I only found out about Revlon’s plan to stick it to the investing public just a few months back. I may not have explained these particular matters all that well butt rest assured the folks who are most familiar with sum of the things I have pulled off in the past are not in the least bit surprised, i.e. the better the evidence the better the proof.

 

I have on several occasions smelled rats on different continents. It is all a matter of being in tune and thinking not all that differently from anyone else, just my approach is different, i.e. my bottoms up schooling.

 

Obviously, the Wetherly folks didn’t do their homework in checking me out thoroughly, the same with their lawyers who I can assure you don’t come cheap and there is as you now well know from reading the hyperlinks more than a guy like Dan Weinstein involved in deciding the “whether patterns” [sic] who not only fails to know just when to keep his mouth shut butt that such action requires two equal and opposing forces. Ms. Schiff before going to “UCLA Andersen School of Sh..moozers” [sic] was a premed student, she at least is prone to go zip when the boys come out slinging, hoping to find a “white knight.” There are, however, only so many of us to go around, wouldn’t you agree, Mr. huncho attorney?

 

The first time I met Mr. Weinstein was when he had just come out of a gathering of the Coastal Commission. Roger Hedgecock’s restaurant was butt a few doors away. If he had one of those sensitive microphones that they use to track nuclear submarines this righty who may very well be a left of left lefty in disguise may have had sumthing worthwhile to say to say on his show other than promote his restaurant which by the way is excellent.

 

I am also hoping for another picture to put up on my website; the one of Senator Kerry wearing his Congressional Medal of Honor. Mr. Campos had once told me that the media offered him a “"bund-g-le" [sic] for that one as it is apparently one of the only photos in existence of the Senator who embraces selective memory wearing something he doesn’t feel he justly deserves, pride to boot, although to his credit he has been consistent on never deserving the medal in the first place. No different though to most of the other recipients who are awarded it “post humorously” [sic]. Why he didn’t tell the truth right from the start about how the body parts of civilians were being splattered into his eyes as he pulled the trigger forgetting the purpose of eyelids is beyond my small minded thinking..

 

Mr. Chivaro, there is also nothing cheap about me including never taking cheap shots at anyone. Again, when I mean business I mean business. I am going after not only bigwigs like the leader of the 7th largest economy in the world which really dictates much of what else happens in the world, I am also going after the small time finaglers who breed people like Ronald “Pig head” Perelman, Melvyn Weiss, Bill Lerach, Warren Buffet, and perhaps the least obscure person to the general public, Mr. Bill Gates Senior although I have no idea if Bill Gates’ father goes by another name since he wore his blues at none other than IBM where he learned the legal skills of the day, having his ill-equipped son do the dirty work.

 

How many other fathers and mothers out there are like the rapacious Mr. Bill Gates Senior? Few I can tell anywhere near as bright but many who would stop at nothing to poison their children’s mind if it serves their agenda. Keep tuned Mr. Chivaro as we expose a lot of folk with the hope that everyone will soon get the picture this is not the time to ball out your child or that of his mother and/or father. Even though women have had it the most tough for sum 2,500 years many of them have developed the same levels of "test-oyter-one" [sic] that seem to have undone many a good man’s mind. The mind is not sumthing to waste, to tamper with especially when it comes to the young. It is a very carefully programmed piece of machinery whose roots go way back well before the naming of Timbuktu. Trust me again when I tell you the science will catch with many of the things I have a hard time expressing. People much better educated and probably much smarter given all the “sh-one-t” [sic] I inhaled being raised in South Africa. The world though is in many ways a better place then …. Exactly when?

 

Certainly technology has proven immensely valuable in feeding the poor butt when exactly did the poor get so poor. Were the indigenous natives in Africa starving when the whites arrived, the same with native Indians of the Americas. We hear a lot about how the Indians from India were all so civilized while the Europeans were running around in rags. Then why is it that so many Indians today are running around in rags?

 

Although the file is well documented that is not to say that desperate people won’t try and do “sumthing” [sic] desperate, wouldn’t you agree Mr. Chief Counsel? Wouldn’t you also agree that Mr. Julio Ramirez who I understand has sum very close ties to Governor Davis would be involved in the raising of monies for Mr. William Simon, the Republican nominee for Governor?

 

With that said, Sir, the series of “chess games” aimed at leveling the playing field have already begun, i.e. holding our politicians in check, never again allowing them to meet in closed sessions where deals within deals, deals behind closed doors are entered into at taxpayers expense, snow jobs to boot.

 

I have now designated this Storm with the State Treasurer and you as Perfect Storm XX. As you know the 20th letter in the English Alphabet is T. Often, wouldn’t you agree, that crossing one’s “Ts” and dotting the ”Is” tend to be a little distracting especially when you have such educated folk like the former president of the United States who is now in business with Mr. Ron "Burple" [sic], a benefactor of Wetherly Capital, saying that there is essentially a distinction between “is” and “is”; worse yet, believing he can get away with it, which he did + a whole sum more, no doubt a box of “whities” [sic] to boot after knocking out his dog and blaming it on a car. Frustrated with himself he then probably went to the refrigerator thinking there was milk still left butt decided instead to unload his beef before then thinking of asking Congress for a Constitutional amendment that would allow him to serve yet another term no doubt with better looking Jewish women than Mr. Rich’s ex and what’s her name who will simply surely wear a wig while the 3rd term president provides his own tissue paper, compliments of?

 

Now please don’t get me wrong, I am not saying that the “bum president” is a “si-si” butt what sort of man is he, tTOo mention little of his wife who has to have the biggest bum to have ever evacuated the White House no doubt believing it would serve the next resident not having to smell her farts taking everything other than what I understand to be the kitchen sink? I assumed she therefore left with the toilets? No doubt if she wore a frock none of the staff would have been the wiser if she had simply strapped it on underneath her lip as she gets wind of this email, compliments of Mr. Lieberman, no doubt, who is always on my email list. I love the fact that he always sends me this polite reply thanking me for my interest. If only he knows how much he has still to play for giving many good, honest, hard working Jewish boys not only a bad name but believing that they might end up looking like him, “chicken sh-one-it” [sic] is what my good friend Irving Cooper would say.

 

On the other hand Mrs. Clinton might have become permanently attached to the toilet seat leaving the straps for other unlawful purposes although I really couldn’t give a “sh-one-t” [sic] to know let alone see what she and any lover of hers were to do in the confines of their bedrooms. Can you imagine the Clintons who were so pissed off with the world running around the White House leaving their marks the same way my dog sometimes acts when he is around people he doesn’t like? Where do you think their staff learned the lessons of ripping of the Ws on the keyboards. W as you may recall Mr. Chivaro is the 23rd letter in the English Alphabet. I will get to the number 23 in “Jew course” [sic]. Lets just hope the Clintons don’t get that desperate for money that they decide to flog the videos of their last week in office over the Internet.

 

Mr. Chivaro I just cant get out of my mind this one scene I saw months ago on the Internet of these two adults going at one another with reckless abandonment. For all I know it could have been the former president and the first lady saying to him,

 

 “Lets hear it again, ‘That wo-man.’ So how many women gave you this sort of treatment?” Whip.

 

Again, in the interests of the kids who actually hear perhaps more damaging things coming out of their parent’s mouths especially those parents who use their children as an extension of their arm-or tTOo tTOo sling their poison tipped arrows, I will defer from pointing you to that website. Now if you email me asking for that particular hyperlink you will have to provide me with assurances that you have a secure network.

 

Such attachment, going back to Mrs. Clinton and her toilet refuge, could have come about “Jew tTOo” [sic] sitting on the toilet so long watching and listening to her husband’s “That women” [sic] rerun after rerun with the pointed finger scene as well as my fellow orthodox Jewish PAL Lieberman glad handling folk, hoping to find a plastic surgeon to get rid of his chicken neck when he leaves office, the sooner the better. There are those who say that Ms. Connell and Mrs. Clinton are the two front-runners to become the first female president of the United States. I happen to believe that Ms. Connell is head and shoulders ahead of Mrs. Clinton. For one thing she is much slimmer and would probably get more of the teenager vote, certainly my buddies over at the Plaza, not the geriatrics who frequent the tTOo Pacifica restaurants but the hip folk who hang out at Il Fornio, would go 4  Ms. Connell. More likely though, they like many others reading this email will decide to stay put on election day.

 

The boys and I never talk business when we get together. Only very recently do these guys that I hang out with when my travel companion sends me packing for “new material” know sumwhat what I do for a living. In fact few people other than those who have actually worked with me know really what I do since I make it my business to try and never mix business with pleasure. I prefer though to do business with people I like. And should it turn out that these folks don’t end up liking me then the question should be, “Why would anyone not like to do business with me other than the fact that I don’t take kindly to people who lie, steal and cheat?” Certainly, no one who has ever done business with me has ever lost money unless of course they didn’t do what they were supposed to do. There is as best I recall only one exception and today that document that is in the mail will cause the hair on Mr. Fred DeLuca, another big supporter of Buddha, to stand on end. I was in good shape when I visited with Mr. "not-so-De-LUK-a” back on December 31st 1996 butt I am in much better shape today.

 

Not that long ago I gave the man who started Subway with $1,000 and then sum, the opportunity of reaching a fair settlement. I even offered to relinquish all my rights in the business that served folks like Kmart ever so well, Mr. Burkle’s ailing K, although I don’t think he has much say in Circle Ks butt I wouldn’t be surprised considering how he has managed to stack the boards including having “sum idiot” [sic] like Dan Weinstein as “an alternate” on the Coastal Commission the Democrats private little club for developers with big pockets. Now once we have this technology locked under our belt then we will start to look at combining the EFA with sum of the other fun projects going on around the house.

 

So another question I have for Ms. Connell is whether she does in fact have her “sites” [sic] set on the White House, certainly I would expect that one day she like me would consider marriage appropriate and why shouldn’t she be entitled to wear all white, wouldn’t you agree? Just across the street at the Del Mar Plaza is a store by that name. It so happens that a few months back I thought I saw a former secretary of State as in, James Baker, dining in one of the private restaurants. I was just thinking of going up to him to introduce myself and my dog Pypeetoe when I got distracted by a leather jacket hanging in the store across from the White House. Now the owner this boutique and I have yet to work out a deal that would entitle us to a commission for marketing his store on our website so I will not name it out that loudly. Since I think marriage as presently defined is for the birds although it is “suntimes” [sic] good for business, I am prepared to give the White House store all the PR they are going to need. The story of what eventually happened to that leather jacket is though one for another day.

 

The former secretary and I know some folks in common although there is nothing common about Roger W. Robinson a former “economist” in the National Security Council during Reagan’s first term in office. Roger and the former president had a number of things in common besides for being born on the same day and sharing the identical initials, RWR.

 

I haven’t though spoken with Roger in a number of years although he is also copied on many of my emails that I have been sending out the past couple of years preparing folks for this showdown. The question of who knew what and when did they know is sumthing first engrained in me by a gentleman who goes by the name of King Golden, Roger’s closest friend-ally. King was a close PAL and lawyer for almost two decades, from the time Roger was still in his White House “bunker” until the mid 90s when I needed to spread my wings. Selective memory has been a fascination of mine, however, well before president Reagan was diagnosed with Alzheimers. Those who know me well know full well that I am not one to whine unless I think sumthing is seriously amiss.

 

I don’t know anything about you Mr. Chavez, in terms of your age or your credentials nor could I care less. If, however, you are of an age that you can remember back to 1972 you would recall an event that could have changed history had Mr. Golden acted out his fantasies, acted crazy and tossed himself off the flat bed trailer where he and Senator Muskie were standing and in tTOo the crowd that had gathered believing that Mr. Muskie was the only hope to “defeet” [sic] Nixon in the upcoming general election; first though they had to beat Senator McGovern which at the time seemed a shoe-in. It seems though that today’s politicians are all personally well-heeled and/or they know where to go for a well that is not all tapped out, i.e. U.S. Filter, that wholly owned subsidiary of Vivendi part of the French network that finances state sponsored terrorism, at least that is my not-so-humble opinion.

 

Mr. Golden’s knee-jerk reaction it seems never made its way any further than his loins because instead of doing the smart thing and distracting the media from zeroing in on the cry baby who seem blindsided by sum questions about his wife’s spending habits, Mr. Golden allowed his formal education to interfere with his learning and/or he possibly simply saw a very attractive female reporter in the crowd and said to himself, “Oh well, I will just have to wait another day to be famous.” Bang, now where was I?

 

Let me tell you sumthing else about Mr. Golden besides “for-getting” [sic] the best education afforded to blue collar working families at the time, attending both "Berkeyely" [sic] and the University of Virginia Law School, the not so gentlemanly law school where we know they behave just like the folks I attended university with in South Africa. They tTOo lie, steal and cheat although Mr. Golden would protest that didn’t happen in his time. Mr. Golden’s “ring of truth” is very similar to most old fogies who cannot remember the truth, who think back on the “old days” as the “best days” when women were at home taking care of the babies, when everything was just bliss. Not, however, quite as good for women as for men. In fact it has been quite a while since women were really treated with respect. The last time I am aware of such happenings was sum 500 years before Christ, at the time of Pythagoras. I have a few marks of my own that are pictured somewhere on one of my hyperlinks although that email may have yet to be sent out.

 

I am currently working on approximately 18 other emails + I have the constant daily disruptions that go part and parcel with folks who continue to play it fast and loose although those numbers seem to be getting smaller. It is though the small and desperate who we as a society have to be the most concerned with, since these folks have little to lose, as in desperate people act desperately. I just sent out an email to 3 folks who rather than call me up protesting their displeasure at what I have had to say decided to vent their anger in a circular fashion. That boomerang just hit home.

 

Although I am not very handy around the house I am pretty good at getting things organized once I begin to eliminate all the other distractions going on outside. Nothing bothers me more than being cooped up in a room hence my constant desire to find a room with  view where I can "fly the coupe" [sic] without leaving home other than to surf the waves. The batteries on my laptop last only so long, although I do know of folks who may have this problem licked. That lady by the way on my green sofa is Anne L. Miller who passed away this past Christmas Day. Vicky Schiff got a tasting of the roughest side I had ever seen on this most wonderful person in the world.

 

I cut and paste and sumtimes I do tend to mix things up a little. As I said on another email if in fact I include a nude please forgive me and thank my one travel companion who is the artist.

 

Now if in fact Mr. Golden was not the top student you wouldn’t have to be a rocket scientist to work out why. He is not only much better looking than Mr. Clinton, certainly that was the case when Buddha started his presidential race, butt more importantly Mr. Golden was a whole lot smarter even when he rose in the morning to take his first deep breath of the day which likely would have been timed to coincide with lighting up a reefer in his right hand while engaging at times in sum sophisticated business transactions making notes with his left although he may in fact write with his right. This guy looked so much like me in so many respects other than our looks that it was uncanny. I don’t think he has been fired as many times as me though. He has never been able to read a financial statement as well as me butt he can add, at least he could before heading back to Washington where there are less sunny days then here in California. Right now he is depressed and he has yet to read this email.

 

Although ambidextrous I never really learned how to write and I probably only chose to use my left hand after I placed my right hand under boiling water when I was a kid, at least that was Anne Miller’s hypothesis and she was blind unless she needed me when it seemed to me at least she could see better than anyone else I knew. She would sumtimes sit in my cave for hours on end and never say a word and then days later she would comment on stuff that had me thinking there was more to this potted plant business than meets the eye. I have now got rid of all my plants as I do plan to at sum point to move out to a spot with a slightly better view. Does the Governor’s mansion have a view, what about a sundeck? As long as folks are prepared to pay my hourly rate I will pretty much go anyway as long as I can bring a travel companion or tTOo along for the ride.

 

No one I have ever met and remember I know quite a few folks who grew up here in the States during the 1960s had the dexterity of Mr. Golden. Even while driving a car with one hand on the steering wheel he could just using his lap and the other hand take a bushel of pot, deseed it, and then have it all rolled in the blink of an eye. So much for liberal education at taxpayer’s expense,  one might argue, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Mr. Chivaro, you really don’t want to get into an argument with me do you? So be a good fellow and start paying very careful attention, although I suspect you are doing just that right now. Hopefully, you lunch isn’t repeating itself as much as I might be. Go back and reread everything I have written and don’t forget to study the hyperlinks. Just like in everything I do these days I don’t proof read anything. Every so often I do a spell check since my spelling is rather poor. Make no mistake though I have all the means necessary to take you on as well as a whole bank of lawyers should you decide to go to war with me. 

 

You have to trust me Mr. Chavez, I as well as any of my clients could have afforded any lawyer on the planet butt I chose Mr. Golden on more than one occasion to do my bidding. I never, however, needed his help in attracting the “write” [sic] women as both he and Mr. Robinson know all tTOo well. Numbers are just one of the things I am passionate about and which I guard jealously although lately I have started to part with my number theories butt I know I have a ways to go before I will lose my competitive edge. I have never once though ever been fully distracted by our better halves. Now would be a good time for you to seek your own guidance before doing a “knee jerk” reaction, i.e. think very carefully before responding in kind.

 

Mr. Golden’s call to my travel companion’s ex-husband is about to cost him more than a bundle, the same with a lady who doesn’t quite know how to take proper care of her kids. I just placed a call to her ex-husband to make sure he as well as his children are fully apprised of their rights. I am very likely repeating myself butt suffice to say I never get involved in other peoples matters unless they decide to make my business their business or if the children are at risk. AND only once I have all the evidence that neither parent are responsible would I take it to another level. For the record I have yet to contact the “authorities” about any domestic matter other than a few disturbances in our neighborhood with teenagers who were just preparing to spread their wings which ended as quickly as it began once all the neighbors got together to work out a plan that everyone bought into.

 

Nor for that matter have I ever been an informant. The same, however, may not be true for sum of the people I have known over the years who are now very troubled by what I might do next. Again, though, my purpose is to bring people together. If we leave just one person out and about who could act desperately who could motivate a youngster or tTOo to do evil then we have to somehow lasso that person in. Instead of giving them an escape hatch to go out and do more evil we should think more in terms of what the cowboys of old used to do, to draw them in, and try wrestling them to ground only for show. The Indians, however, never used "lass-t-oes" [sic] though it could have been whips, wonder why?

 

Naturally I have taken the necessary precautions to protect the integrity of all my claims of wrongdoing including contacting various members of the media. Please understand that I don’t know the full details of the events I have mentioned as they relate to Mr. Golden’s particulars that go back to when he was in-house counsel for Science Applications International Corporation commonly known as SAIC. My stepfather happened to start a clothing company that was of a similar acronym, SACI as in South African Clothing Industries. My folks never really got on with Mr. Golden butt it was fun to watch.

 

Both companies though are pretty “sic” [sic]. Certainly that was the case with SACI which was dependant on a cheap labor pool provided courtesy of the Nazi Nationalist Government which really wasn’t dependant on wars because they had their “capos” within the “working class” keeping everyone in check. In all the almost 21 years growing up in South Africa never once did I see the leaders of the community ever insist that before anyone step foot in a synagogue or church or mosque they renounce their pledge of allegiance the Nazi regime or to at least keep their mouths shut and not intimidate the rest of the "parisoners" [sic]. Now I cannot really talk much for the Christian and Muslim communities since I was raised orthodox Jewish and the leaders were mostly Nazi supporters both with rands, which the government pretty much allowed to be converted into dollars, first though it found its way through the gates of hell, better known as Jaffa Gate. You will notice my eyes are closed.

 

As a kid growing up I learned to keep my eyes squinted, my ears turned to music and my mouth shut. I only wish I had learned how to sing. There is a bird song that I like a lot and when I sing it my dog Pypeetoe doesn’t seem to mind.

 

SAIC, according to Mr. Golden was in the habit of creating little wars. Mr. Golden once hypothesized that it would be good for all mankind if all nations shared their secrets, that spies tended to level the playing field, thus in my mind, creating more of an opportunity for the left to come out swinging with the bats and clubs until a new old-boy-network with key remnants from the past eventually emerged and around and around we go in circles and we all end up in saks, as in Footsak, as in sacks of ash. It is Mr. Chaviro all about the keys to the treasury. I have targeted your boss to set an example that it is possible that things today can be different than at any other time in history. The more we know about once another the less likely we are going to want to do to war. We need to go house by house, neighborhood by neighborhood rallying the folks to stand tall. It really takes just one small step. I am now leading the way and I plan to have a jolly good time doing it. If I am going to go out I plan to celebrate that moment and I am certain there will be more, and hopefully more will follow suit. 

 

I know need to suit up for my second exercise routine. My dog and I were out early this morning, riding, running and this time I let him play with another dog as I went swimming with the surfers, no doubt breaking the rules. I never did interfere with the guys on boards although I probably caught as many waves. The surf suddenly started to pick up and I lost track of time. Fortunately, an elderly couple, both very attractive people kept Pypeetoe running back and forth as he chased down their dog who was chasing down a tennis ball. I am getting more at ease now in understanding what makes my dog tick. Rules may apply more to schmutzes, i.e. guys seeking out stimulus packages who go to places like shuls which are simply a place where the jesters sit in benches fools to be feasted on by the ruling elite. Just like we should have corporate executives lift up their kimonos before they start playing with our widows, orphans, pensioners and the likes of Mr. Golden who most certainly would have been a pretty choir boy, so should all the clergy not only disrobe butt they should provide financial statements to boot.

 

It is time we stopped running around and circles and settled down knowing full well that we have to find solutions from within, perhaps it might help burying our noses further closer to where the sun don’t shine since most of us are so out of line to begin, certainly our alignment is the first to go. Lately I have been standing much taller which might come as a surprise to many. Time to register though due care.

 

My main focus of intrigue with Mr. Golden from the start was to learn more about what makes a leftist tick, i.e. those who know what is best for the rest after consulting with those on the far right who enjoy the benefits of the litmus tests before the rest and who are in the best position to execute those, those of course being the ones who could afford the best pollsters. The Republicans at least believe in one principle that makes perfect sense to me, less government the better, and yes of course less said the better.

 

Remember though these emails are geared towards the lowest common denominator, i.e. the less intelligent i.e. those most susceptible to developing degenerative diseases like Alzheimers and we have no proof, wouldn’t you agree, as to when such diseases first begin to manifest themselves or what may contribute to such conditions taking hold. It is, however, my contention that conditioning plays a very large factor in all these matters and it is in fact conditioning that has me focused more so than ever on those who have been bought and paid for who leave those squeezed in the middle feeling isolated, distrusting of their leaders and ultimately taking it out on those least able to defend themselves, the kids, the youth who are our future.

 

We need to empower the kids many of whom have had to take up the slack of their parent’s deficiencies who didn’t know right from wrong, who were ill-prepared for marriage let alone raising kids whose often knee jerk reactions got blocked before making it to the head, the brain that is. I am looking for a way around this problem. Perhaps why folks like Howard Stern and I think so much alike on many issues and not just our fascination with good-looking butts. Tell me any man who really enjoys a “phat” butt and I will tell you he is blinded by the light which is a good thing considering the number of overweight people we have in our society.

 

So if we curve our way over the butt, stop being so focused on the private parts, not allowing ourselves to be distracted by the circles, the breast,  we then have a straight shot with the spine leading the way, all the way to where the real “chewy, crunchie, sweat and salty” stuff is located, i.e. the brain.

 

When I need to be I am a pretty good problem solver butt of course that requires I put my mind to it; just ask Vicky Schiff although there are quite a few others and these others have far better credentials than Ms. Schiff despite her somewhat pivotal role in helping the Republican candidate for governor, Mr. Bill Simon, get elected AND thus allowing the current governor, your boss’ boss, reelected this November 5th, “63 days recounting” [sic].

 

Mr. Chivaro, Ms. Schiff will confirm that I rarely hold my cards close to my chest that I believe in telegraphing my punches, again working from the bottom up. By focusing on the output one develops a 6th sense of what garbage people are likely to place in their mouths. This essentially is my competitive advantage over the rest of you idiots who keep cow towing to the wrong-minded folk.

 

It is in fact US folks in the middle who get “sandwitched” [sic] in between or should I say those of US who haven’t being paying attention to Howard Stern and company. Now I have never met Howard Stern butt I am unlikely to insist he provide me with a revenue sharing agreement until such time as we at least break coffee together as I proposed to someone called Alan Creamer yesterday afternoon who has now come back for more.

 

Butt right now is the time we started to explore much more closely who exactly is buttering our politician’s bread. In other words, Who has been buttering your bread? Or do you like your bread toasted; do you mix milk with meat, rare, medium or overexposed? Would you be interested in our Universal Protection Plan or are you tTOo distracted by good looking specimens. Do you ever check the toilet to see if you might have dropped a quarter or tTOo? Do you support a U.S. move from lbs to kilos?

 

Up until now folks have assumed that when I used the word “butt” it was all in the context of my “bottoms up schooling” butt now you are for one better informed. Now is the time Mr. Chief Counsel to start paging through methodically what I have been doing ever since separating from the likes of Mr. Robinson and Mr. Golden to mention in passing my own mother’s womb and the lessons of how one can be “quiet indulgent” [sic] when others think one is mad. Madness provides an amazing degree of safety. Can you imagine if I had proposed some of this stuff when I first began talking at age 3?

 

There are now around 25 Perfect Storms in progress including an “outstanding issue” with another close associate of Ms. Connell’s who happens to be a former prosecutor who once threatened to “trump up” charges against an employee of his who I had hired who was doing just one hellava job at a self storage facility which the former Governor of California, Jerry Brown, now mayor of Oakland, described as, “That ugly building.” Ms. Vicky Schiff again is very familiar with all these very important matters and so should her lawyer Mr. Bill Jackson who may, despite his Stanford University education, have come up short once again.

 

So where did you go to school Mr. Chivaro? When was the last time you weed in your pants? By the time I am done with you I will know everything there is assuming you plan as your defense to bring up stuff like the skid marks on your underpants are the result of bad potty training by your parents. I suspect though you are simply bored out of your mind reading this stuff, “write” [sic]?

 

Yes, may I suggest you call on sum of the folks mentioned so far including Mr. Joe Campos who once got far more than he bargained for when he decided to play it a little tTOo close for my comfort. I understand that there were some recent charges filed against Mr. Campos, Mr. Dan Weinstein’s close associate whose “work stop-pages” [sic] go back to the days when they both consulted to U.S. Filter. What water company do you folks use over there in Sacramento? I am sure though you folks are not going to be paying quite as much as the folks down here in San Diego, assuming of course Mr. Rod Smith is able to do a good job. I would think the Governor of California would be very clued up on all these events including the meeting that took place between the top executives of U.S. Filter in the desert and the co-managing partners of Wetherly Capital within a week of the Governor’s meetings up in the State House.

 

By now you should be very familiar with the Forbes article AND so why do you think the folks who produced the digital version decided to move over to the metric system versus sticking to the “feet and backlog” [sic] for those who read only print? Do you really believe that “Good Luck” schtick? Do you believe in the tooth fairy, what about people who whine all the time about getting kicked in the teeth? Could it be that those who cry wolf the most are in fact the one’s to be most feared. Certainly, that has been my experience. Again, hang in there and I will be sending you my “bio” --- hang ten!

 

I believe what we have unfolding right here in California is sumthing that will make Watergate look likes child’s play. In the end though if folks do what I suggest and stay home on November 5th then we will make our point loud and clear. Better yet everyone should just stay put on that date, do nothing butt help around the houses. Keep the kids home from school, make them earn their keep, send a message to everyone that each one of us has the power to topple those on top who think they are omnipotent who believe that by confusing the masses they will be able to lick us to death. Do you have a dog? Is it well trained? This woman I once spoke about who has been out and about butt who just came calling on my travel companion has always had very poorly trained dogs, although with all the different boyfriends she keeps every so often they lend a hand and give her a break on new wooden floor or tTOo.

 

I suspect though that she has been taking her dogs to training school since I made the comment about one can tell a lot  about an owner just by seeing how well behaved their animal is. This woman though needs more than a dog trainer. She and Vicky Schiff have a number of things in common. God help them both if they decide to join together in filling a lawsuit against me. More likely by the time I am done with both of them they will hopefully find more things in common since they will have even less friends. Both could probably do though with a lobotomy. So far the doctors have taken out her thyroid and the last I heard was that the pathologists may have missed sumthing or tTOo and she is back with radiation.

 

My sympathy is with the folks who work hard, who try to do right who make use of every precious moment to encourage their kids to be up and about, to fly free, to explore the world and all its beauty without hearing day in and day out about the dark side of man and woman which is what so many of us do. AND then we say, “it is our business and no one should know” butt it becomes everyone’s business when someone goes on the rampage. Look at the van dam case here in San Diego. There was this woman I heard talking about this guy who murdered a child like he was the greatest thing since sliced bread although she didn’t decide at the time to snuggle up that close. If the prosecutor didn’t ask that question he should have, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Time is running out and I have been sitting in this one spot for almost two hours. I can type fast but I have my limitations plus every so often I have to let my dog entertain me.

 

I know sum folks are wondering what disease will eventually take me. I, however, plan to leave this universe in perfect shape given my more recent “leanings” [sic] toward the things that matter most, i.e. “color, values and date shapes” [sic].

 

Lamb chops we are not, although I must tell you my Pypeetoe really had a feast on my buddy David’s leftovers the night before last. David is “our barman” over at the plaza and he is soon to launch with sum other buddies of his sumthing “alternative” butt we will have to wait to break bread on that as well as sum other deals we at NextraTerrestrial have in the works including the question of Microsoft and whether the state of California should go along with any settlement, especially if the settlement involves the likes of Milberg Weiss and “Mr. Leroach” [sic] who I would welcome as opposing counsel in a courtroom televised to the world.

 

Perhaps Mr. Chief Attorney you and your client-buddy-comrade without any courage Ms. Connell and I can agree on one thing. It is time to topple Milberg Weiss once and for all. My main pet peeve with them is, however, quite different I would suspect to yours. Mine relates to this out of control law firm deciding not to pursue an action against Mr. Ronald “The Finagle” King on the grounds that it was not politically expedient, given the fact that Milberg Weiss had a vested interest, being the “gatekeepers” for shareholder class action litigation, to stay in the good graces of the politically corrupt Democratic machine which keeps the masses in check by handing out big pay checks to the folks who see to it that the likes of your boss and her boss and big “phat Buddha” [sic] and his wife continue to get re-elected while the working class, those who need the most help end up getting it in the shorts. Naturally, you folks take care of sum of their so-called leaders like Jesse Jackson who play the whine game ever so well, wouldn’t you agree or has the cat grabbed your tongue tTOo? It has just started to rain which is a little unusual this time of year although summer is drawing to a close. Time to hit the surf before the runoff gets there first.

 

Let me know when he-she-it decides to let go. And then I will have some real legitimate Black and Hispanic leaders come forward, folks who also know from where they come, who are well aware of the fact that the Black people in particular, African Americans that is, are without any doubt the most evolved of our species, although based on my interaction with the folks coming from Central and South America these folks seem all very much aligned. Considering the fact that the African Continent and the Americas weren’t all that long ago more aligned who is to say which one rose first from the ocean? I would be more interested to know who was the first mammal to go back in? Point being we are butt one species and we had better get our acts together very soon. Those of us with a good sense of smell, even us “lighties” know a thing or tTOo about ferreting out the likes of you.

 

The Blacks, the native Indians have now paid their “Jews” [sic] and then sum. Once these folks are awakened to how the so-called liberals in this country and elsewhere have sold them down the drain time and again they will undoubtedly stand tall. Just wait until folks like Shaquille O Neal and his right guard whose name I forget start moving with folks like my buddy Michael Grant. Let any of you uncle Tom’s dare to get in the way… God help you is all I can say! Again, I don’t know anything about you. You have just as funny a name as I do. For all I know Prince Philip of England could be your father.

 

The fact that there is both a Jewish person and a Goy heading up Milberg Weiss may make sum Jewish folks feel somewhat more comfortable. Believe me though when I tell you it is no joy for me taking on my own brothers and sisters. The fact that Deborah Sturman is no longer with Milberg Weiss is a godsend. Deborah Sturman, like few of the Jewish people I know decided not to just talk about fixing a problem she simply fixed it the right way without fuss and dance. She is a Jewish person that should make everyone, not just Jewish people, proud. She would eventually take “her complaint”  to Melvyn Weiss who put on quite a show, watch and all, which eventually resulted in a multi-billion award for those save laborers of the 2nd World War. There are, however, others besides for Jewish people who were enslaved through no fault of their own and justice for them has yet to be served. Perhaps, people like Deborah Sturman will once again stand tall although one cannot expect someone like Deborah to constantly be at the forefront of the charge. She tTOo has to raise a child and then sum. Once I can hopefully explain to her that the speed of light is not a constant she will find her second wind.

 

Undoubtedly Ms. Schiff is also a material witness and I believe should be afforded all the protections us taxpayers would deem appropriate under the circumstances.

 

With that said, may I suggest you also make contact with Mr. Sam Haim, a neighbor of mine, who felt back in December of last year that information he had as it related to Ms. Schiff’s well being be shared with her. He too is copied on this email. Mr. Haim and I are not exactly communicating, as we once did, however, that is not a matter, which should concern you in terms of getting at the truth. I don’t, however, has his phone number.

 

When all is “said and one” [sic], I am, however, quite optimistic that we can have a peaceful “serfer rebellion” [non-sic]. “Bye the way” [sic] it was Mr. Golden who first introduced me to the “sic.” So there!

 

Sincerely,

gg

 

 

Ps – I am assuming you would agree that even if the current water crisis here in California were averted none of us ratepayers should assume we are close to being out of the woods, i.e. this would be a good time to sell one’s property and rent, better yet go on vacation and spend one monies in those spots where the public officials are more forthcoming about how they go about getting elected? I currently have one condominium unit for sale in Santa Monica. It is a 6 unit building. Now, Mr. Chaviro if you are able to find me the “write” [sic] ten-ant I still might be interested in renting it out. Again, let me know about the Governor’s residence, will you?

 

 

Pypeetoe Note 1: I would assume you wouldn’t object if I were to use any of these materials in my upcoming best seller, Manager Minute One=125=?

 

Pypeetoe Note 2: When I need to be brief I can be that tTOo. There is one great photo that I would love to hyperlink to butt I have grounded. Time to fly!

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick Chivaro [mailto:comrrjc@attglobal.net]
Sent: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 12:38 PM
To: pacbell
Subject: Re: Perfect Storm?

 

Your conclusion is based on the assumption that the Controller has some type of veto power over the decision of the Regents, she does not.  I guess we will simply have to agree to disagree.

Richard J. Chivaro
Chief Counsel
State Controller's Office

pacbell wrote:

I appreciate your response but must respectfully indicate my disagreement.

 
 
 
 
While not designated a regent Gray Davis and Bustamente are Regents and Ms.

 
 
 
 
Connell their Chief Financial Officer. Milberg Weiss represents the Regents

 
 
 
 
and Officers of the University of California that has been appointed lead

 
 
 
 
plaintiff in the lawsuit against Enron. Gray Davis is the president of the

 
 
 
 
Officers of the Regents with John Moores the Vice Chairmen.

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
As Governor Davis' Chief Financial Officer for the State there is no

 
 
 
 
justification for Ms. Connell permitting this situation to continue where

 
 
 
 
the ex Officio Regents include the principal executive officers of the State

 
 
 
 
the de facto ability to prevent Milberg's representation on behalf of the

 
 
 
 
Regents and thereby the State.

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
-----Original Message-----

 
 
 
 
From: Rick Chivaro [mailto:comrrjc@attglobal.net]

 
 
 
 
Sent: Tuesda
y, August 20, 2002 8:42 AM

 
 
 
 
To: pacbell

 
 
 
 
Subject: Re: Perfect Storm?

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
The Controller did not vote "to support Milberg Weiss'

 
 
 
 
representation of the California University Regents" in the Enron matter.

 
 
 
 
The State Controller is not a member of the Regents.  It is possible that

 
 
 
 
you are referring to the lawsuit filed by Milberg on behalf of the

 
 
 
 
California Public Employees' Retirement and the State Teachers' Retirement

 
 
 
 
Funds against WorldCom.  If so, the decision to use Milberg was a decision

 
 
 
 
of the staff of those two retirement boards.  The Controller and the other

 
 
 
 
members of the Board voted to file a lawsuit.  The Controller's distain for

 
 
 
 
the Milberg firm in the WorldCom suit was printed in several newspapers,

 
 
 
 
including the August 3, 2002, edition of the San Francisco Chronicle.  As

 
 
 
 
stated in the newspapers, the Controller expressed her dissatisfaction with

 
 
 
 
using Milberg under any circumstance.  However, the staff and the other 12

 
 
 
 
membe
rs on the CalPers board refuse to drop the firm from their proprietary

 
 
 
 
list of attorneys.

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Richard J. Chivaro

 
 
 
 
Chief Counsel

 
 
 
 
State Controller's Office

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
pacbell wrote:
Dear Mr. Chivaro:

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Please explain Ms. Connell's decision to support Milberg Weiss'

 
 
 
 
representation of the California University Regents in retaining Milberg
for
Enron lawsuit while they sue the California State government for fees given

 
 
 
 
her status as member of the board of  Regents. How can this conflict of

 
 
 
 
interest be reconciled?

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Sincerely,

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Gary S. Gevisser

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
-----Original Message-----

 
 
 
 
From: Rick Chivaro [mailto:comrrjc@attglobal.net]

 
 
 
 
Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 2002 6:29 PM

 
 
 
 
To: gevisser@pacbell.net

 
 
 
 
Cc: robrien@sco.ca.gov

 
 
 
 
Subject: Reply to Your Letter

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Dear Mr.Gevisser:

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Your E-mail to the State Controller, Kathleen Connell, was forwarded to me

 
 
 
 
for reply.

 
 
 
 
The State Controller appreciates the fact that you concur with her decision

 
 
 
 
to challenge the arbitrator's award in the smog impact fee case and was

 
 
 
 
quite pleased with the recent judic
ial decision over turning the award.

 
 
 
 
Contrary to a statement made in your note to Mr. O'Brien, Ms Connell's

 
 
 
 
assistant, Ms. Connell has not accepted any contributions from Mr. Bill

 
 
 
 
Lerach or any other partner with the Milberg firm.  Also, Kathleen Connell

 
 
 
 
will be leaving office at the end of this year and plans to return to

 
 
 
 
private industry.  As such, she will not be seeking any other elected
office
at this time.  Thank you for your interest and support of the State

 
 
 
 
Controller.

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Sincerely,

 
 
 
 
Richard J. Chivaro

 
 
 
 
Chief Counsel

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
-----Original Message-----

 
 
 
 
From:   pacbell [mailto:gevisser@pacbell.net]

 
 
 
 
Sent:   Wednesday, August 07, 2002 6:24 PM

 
 
 
 
To:     Dave G

 
 
 
 
Subject:

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Attention Kathleen Connell

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Connell,

 
 
 
 
I am an investigator-problem solver and head up a private citizens welfare

 
 
 
 
group against corrupt politicians and have been watching your opposition to

 
 
 
 
the $80 million fee to Milberg Weiss blah blah blab in the smog cases. I

 
 
 
 
noticed your recent victory and I think there is opportunity to enhance
your
political prominence as a result. It is not, however, over and MWBHL are

 
 
 
 
appealing.

 
 
 
 
Can you please give me a call. My number is 1-858-792-2379.

 
 
 
 
Sincerely,

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
Gary S. Gevisser

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
copy to file.