From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 10:20 PM PT
To: Webbers Property Services, Minehead Office
Cc: rest;
Oprah;
Subject: ... Seacrest...PUZZLE OF LIFE...---...
As you can only begin to
possibly imagine I, no different to you,
You know of course that at
around the same time General Electric were conspiring with the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel, the mafia of mafia, to fix the price
of the synthetic diamonds that GE
was manufacturing in machines at a price cheaper than the DAAC’s slave laborers were picking up diamonds off the beaches of
South West Africa, now known as Namibia, scientists here in the United States
seeing quite the payday in deep space exploration failed to make a big deal out
of the fact that when they first sent out unmanned rockets just outside of
spaceship Mother Earth’s rather unique atmosphere that
allows a number of wonderful things to take place including the ability to hear
sound something void in Deep Space, and I promise I wont digress much into the
importance of the Doppler Effect that measures sound waves and its “mirror
image” the Red Shift Effect which measures light waves that tells us from at
least our perspective we are moving away at an accelerating rate from all other
heavenly objects, i.e. the chance of finding “life as know it” i.e. containing ATP is both “slim and none”, such
brilliant rocket scientists “aided and abetted” by the greatest biologists in
the world, all, however, planning on living off big government entitlement
programs, THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE TRACE
OF THE ALL IMPORTANT ATP.
So what exactly is the
“big deal” given how we now have ink pens that write in deep space and we can
eat all sorts of preserved foods and more importantly each and every one of us
has so much on our plates to deal with than be bothered by the fact that we
were not only misled by the greatest scientific minds all presumably in a
search for the truth but what about the role of the media and then back again
we come to the United States Congress and their counterparts all over the world
who have done the most fantastic job of getting educated and intelligent people
like Ms.
Unless you were like the
National Security Council and tapped into possibly no more than my one email
account you would know that Ms. Cooke has decided to “lay low” at least until I fully respond to her straightforward
request to “lay out” what exactly it is that I am trying to do.
I already know in my head
what precisely I want to say to Ms. Cooke but then folks like you and Mr. Thorpe who is now ticked off that I picked up on his
wish that I talk about the size of my penis while at the same time smacking him
square between the eyes with a knuckleball [see pe hyperlink] that ordinarily would have anyone even those monkeys
capable of wearing monkey suits “shutting the fcuk up” [sic]!
Maggie, our 11 year old
Chocolate Labrador and protector of Pypeetoe our Super Intelligent Italian Greyhound just farted and so I am in the process of moving to
another section of the living room of our most homely rock home deep in the
Two things have me
bothered by these two offers.
Why bother me when I
thought I made it patently clear my price was £300,000
subject to nothing other than the ability of
the prospective buyer to purchase within a reasonable time frame, willing to
put up the entire amount in the form of non-refundable cash deposit or comply
with my insistence that they let me have their financial statement that I would
send on to Mr. Jeffrey Malatskey a partner at Ernest and
Young living atop Dover cliffs in Sidney, Australia?
Please, I beg of you don’t
give me any bull about the laws in England requiring you to send me two identical
offers are also in compliance with Great Britain’s stringent money laundering
laws that even if not a particle of ATP
is firing in the space between your ears but a neuron ignited by our
extraordinarily SMART and very vengeful G-D you have to be capable of laughing
from ear to ear at the extraordinary silliness of these money laundering laws
as I go about painstakingly and methodically exposing their utter nonsense in
“real time” bearing in mind that that the DAAC’s
Central Selling Organization is headquartered in downtown London.
BTW have you read The Diamond Invention?
I look forward to your
response.
Ps – While you consider putting a syndicate together of both Flying Aubergine,
Mr. Hoyle and yourselves that will satisfy my
desires which mostly at this time have to do exclusively with increasing the
circle of those dependant upon my insight and
Ps I – You must surely have “sum” [sic] thoughts on Mr.
Eavesdropper’s continued deafening silence given how I know
how much attention you pay to “detail” [sic]?
So important to follow the
money trail both in terms on who in your organization has their fingers
currently on the cash register as well as both our elected and non-elected
government officials who we trust so dearly with their right to create money
out of thin air simply following these days in the footsteps of the DAAC, the money launderers of money
launderers?
Extraordinary, wouldn’t
you agree, that we have allowed our elected and non-elected government
officials to turn a blind eye to such evil that while benefiting a very small
minority of us who have played on mankind’s inherent selfishness, a vestige of
our animal instincts left over from the “survival of the fittest” which
doesn’t really play all that well in what has become a race for “survival
of the richest” as we now in our greed to beat out the next person have
run out of the necessary land that permits The Diamond Invention to continue in
perpetuity?
Interesting as you reflect
over time that such utter nonsense has only been going on now for just over a century?
Unimaginable to think how
very different the world would be today had the corrupt British Government
following the Anglo-Boer War of 1899-1902 listened to the British people who
were while the victors ready to begin the spread of democracy and walk away
from their conquered territories?
Would you know if the word
terrorist existed prior to 1902 when with the arrival of Ernest Oppenheimer on
the southern tip of Africa the DAAC
began their 100 year reign, granted by our so corrupted governments an exclusive
world wide right to engineer-manufacture-distribute their unlimited supply of
untraceable, lightweight and never inventoried diamond currency used time and
again as collateral to borrow monies from institutions they own and those they
allow to operate to give the public a sense there is level playing field to pay
for the machines as well the electricity needed to produce their own exclusive
unlimited supply of untraceable lightweight and never inventoried diamond
currency in creating what is tantamount to the one awesome perpetual money
making motion machine?
Or
don’t you care so long as I accept one of the two identical offers?
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From: Webbers Property Services,
Minehead Office
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2006 2:40 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Seacrest
Thank you
for your comunication but this does not appear to discuss the offers
recently put to you. We would be grateful if you could contact our office as
soon possible with your advice.
Regards,
Webbers Estate Agents
tel: 01643 706 917
email: minehead@webbers.co.uk
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Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, January 27, 2006 12:33 PM PT
To: Willis Bros Surfing
Cc: rest; editorial@sps.com;
Elise - Dijkstra Agency;
Subject: RE: true value...THE SERFS UP!...SIC…
Thanks
first for your literary agent’s name- send me as soon as you are online Scott’s
email address…---…
-----Original Message-----
From: Webbers Property Services,
Minehead Office
Sent: Thursday, January 26, 2006
5:39 AM
To:
Subject: “Seacreat
” [sic],
We have now received two
offers on your property and would be grateful for your response.
Please find attached a
copy of correspondence sent direct to you relating to both offers.
Please contact our office
urgently.
Regards,
Webbers Estate Agents