From: pacbell [gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 8:05 PM
To: Steve Symanovich
Subject: FW:

 

Steve – I am presently out on a fishing expedition with my travel companion and our Jon-a-than and his friend “Condor” [sic]. One of “sum of the thing” [sics]” that I detest is when folks start shortening the names of others to mention little of how we in fact take away the power of those big and small when we start giving them “nick-names” better yet the effectiveness of cutting to the chase by calling the worst of our species by more appropriate terms than what their parents had in mind, i.e. Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman. Certainly, Ronald “O. Ring Pearlman” [suck]s parents must share “sum blame” [sic] for the rapacious nature of “their sun” [sic] that he would think he could run roughshod over widows, orphans and poor tailors while spinning yarns, “fairy tails” [sic] to boot over his young and so the cycle of sins of the fathers being repeated time and again. Perhaps, cobbler’s sons don’t have shoes is because shoes may in fact lead to a “weakening of the sole” [sic].

 

The current system of justice simply fails to address the root cause of all evil, i.e. bad parenting. The imbalance of the world today is simply a function of the greed factor having got totally out of control that even the best of the best “free market” advocates like Mr. Warren “Bail me out” Buffet get a free pass. So please explain to me your take on Mr. Buffet’s “audactity” [sic], do you think it is because he is simply getting tTOo old or just hanging around with tTOo many lefties, i.e. The Washington Post in big cities along the beltway? Do you think there might be some correlation between those sick souls and those that overindulge, that maybe when the stomach gets so large the kuka tends to congregate in the brain, religious assemblies a must but first we need to check out very carefully who is in charge, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Do you really believe that “Deep Throat” was anything more than the imagination of “Huckelberry & Finn” [sic]? I understand from seeing a broadcast on CSPAN with John Dean that this guy-gal was wrong “sumthing” [sic] like 75% of the time. Even if h-she-it were wrong 25% of the time why would a seasoned pro like Warren Buffet’s girlfriend even allow her editor, Bill Bradley to put up with such poor performance to mention just in passing how I talked about my travel companion who goes by Ms. M. Stewart that if she were inclined she would do a better job than Ms. Martha Stewart who I simply cannot wait to get the dunking she and her “footsie-footsie” breakfeast partner, the Honorable Christopher Byron have yet to engage in.

 

Steve, I am not sure whether any of the hyperlinks lead you to the “note to my lawyer-colleagues” on the Martha Stewart affair, however, the links below should give you “sum cents” [sic] of what’s in store for Ms. Stewart and Mr. Byron if I have it my way. Go check out his latest book and then read his article in the NY Observer dated I think August 8th or 9th 1999 and then the disconnects should begin to get abundantly clear.

 

Still waiting for Christopher Byon August 9th. I had often wondered whether Mr. Byron was Topher_X. Guidance –8/3/02. Cunning Linguist – 9/23

 

Perhaps, if they had taken Mr. Byron’s advice and stopped “finagling” the language and used a term like "catastrophic" this would all be a lot more sporting. Why were some of us with no access to anyone directly or indirectly associated with the company able to call so accurately the last quarter’s play as in, Where’s the beef?

 

I make it my business to focus on the universal, macro and the micro issues pretty much at the same time that at times often confuses me; how and what causes light to travel at differing speeds through outer space, i.e. “through a vaccumm” [sic] cleaning out sometimes rubbish and “sumtimes” [sic] causing the minds of the young to falter. I understand that perhaps in less than 3 years a direct experiment will be undertaken that will test Einstein’s theory that the speed of light is a constant. Perhaps only then will the scientific community come together and conclude that light travels through the minds of the young at differing speeds depending on the constant faulty muttering of the parent/s focused on limiting the power of their children to expand to fly free by impressing upon them the importance of “making a living”, moreover by degrading the contributions of others whose input may not be quite so easily quantifiable. As you may have guessed I loved numbers and love even more those who think they can play it faster than me by sucking wind, index fingers to boot, leaving the honorable folk hanging on to the hind tit as they flee to never never land thinking they have got away scott free; forgetting amongst many things that nature more the breast closer to the mouth. It is the hand that rocks the cradle that ultimately is the last as it the first to be heard, and why women more so than men need to be ever so guarded with their tongues, but yes the sooner women rule the better.

 

Should, however, Ms. Kathleen Connell decide to run for the top dog position it is doubtful she will get my support no matter how better looking she becomes with age.

 

By the way the $5 bill you see underneath the sun-lounge-chair that used to belong to my good friend Anne Miller is part of the stash the bank robber left behind. The last I heard that despite the “best efforts” of the authorities the robber got away. One security person said she thought it was at least $20K. That number seems reasonable considering what I saw happening outside my window. No one has asked me for an id. On the other hand the last time I got carded was sum years ago. Now please don’t think I could be the culprit nor that I masterminded this robbery. You must give me at least enough credit to know that if I needed to make $20,000 even in less time it took this guy to do his thing, I could find a safer means, although I must say living right across from the bank would avoid the possibility of one of my vehicles stalling. One other think not only was I live on the Internet at the time, I only became aware of what was going on when the helicopter/s arrived on the scene which I am told was sum 45 minutes after the robbery which I guess could raise a whole lot of other questions.

 

Now wouldn’t it be sumthing if the folks I am lining up to play their very last chess game decided to try one more abuse of their powers by getting the authorities to start an investigation of me? How many more hits though do you think it would add to the ever increasing numbers we are seeing at www.NextraTerrestrial.com?

 

Steve, there is enough information in what I have given you here today for you to begin a thorough “Jew digitless” [sic] due diligence on me. Feel free though to contact me for specific names and numbers of both advocates and detractors. By the way, I met with the President of Leucadia National this past Saturday, one of 3 breakfeast meetings I had before noon. Naturally, he thinks I am at least a little “knuts” but I can assure you that Joe Steinberg wouldn’t question tTOo much my numbers, let alone my number theory especially when combined with my dissertation on Chaos Theory. Besides, even Mr. Steinberg who I have great admiration for as being one of the best on Wall Street must be also somewhat “knuts” [sic] to have joined up in a $6 billion joint venture with a guy who is about to come under my spotlight.

 

By the way, Joe and I never discussed business, certainly not his business matters. In fact the last time I looked at the financials of Leucadia National was December 1st, 2000 to coincide with my assault on Randall Kaplan, the $650 million man who “co-founded” Akamai before it went public, several months before his was “fired.” Later Randall attempted to use a former “failed student” buddy of mine to shoot his arrows which naturally boomeranged, just like when Lou Gonda got one of his top lieutenants to day likewise to mention just in passing Mel Weiss of Milberg Weiss who I still consider to be the prime “suspect” behind mweissman at eRaider.com. In the interests of fair and full disclosure I also used “failedstudent” to throw some “fastballs” to the folks from eRaider.

 

I am, however, the one throwing knuckleballs. Certainly, I am not omnipotent butt I am pretty good at covering my bases, as Joe Steinberg would probably agree. I once did work for one of his subsidiaries before getting “fired” butt not before submitting my not-so-happy report on December 31st 1998. Although LUK’s stock has moved up in the years since I am not certain it is because there is that much new happening within the company. Butt I could be wrong. Certainly, Joe like the rest of us is getting older.

 

We have yet to catch a fish but that is not to say we haven’t tried. The bait fish, referred to as the “shiners” have though done most of the work; those not exhausted by my dog Pypeetoe who has now received another name, “Swoosh” who has been darting back and forth at the plastic bag trying it seems to get the fish to stop swimming around in circles. My travel companion, a math wizard, doesn’t think my dog is all that smart. When, however, she thinks I am not looking she seems to engage in conversations with him and then he looks at me for approval. The action of “shiners” though has my dog most anxious. I don’t particular like, however to be shined off.

 

One never really knows what actions might cause others to act “half-hasidly” [sic] certainly why I felt it timely to start communicating with the media. You were not the first newspaper, however, I have contacted to mention little of the those in the media, however one defines what is supposedly the sum of us, at least that which represents the “free will” of the people.

 

Mr. Schoenmann has yet to reply to my email although as Ive stated in at least one hyperlink I have something now approaching 1000 emails to respond to. I am, however, just one person. I am responsible for stocking my own refrigerator, turning on the coffee machine, sumtimes in two households, answering my own telephone and purchase the toiletries when necessary. I prefer though not to waste paper, although I think in order for you to check me out thoroughly you might want to look into my “bottoms up” schooling. I am running out of batteries and I just noticed that I got an email from a lawyer who I recently met on the Inka trails a couple of months back He is South African but back working in Brazil. I plan to have him help me resolve a little matter on the African continent which I hope will one day be bridged once again with the Americas at least through a high speed tunnel connection, a splitting of the seas seems a little overboard. Those winds though….

 

With that said, our species seems very easily distracted, perhaps it is because we do not have a “unified goal” or going back to the words of President Bush during the election, a “lack of purpose.” A pathologist who has a website about Prometheus responded to a previous email he received by wishing me “health and happiness." My plan is to unite all those who wish that I disappear under a “moonlit sun” [sic] by empowering them with the positive consequences of ensuring my welfare, that by them binding together ensuring that I don’t get even a scratch it will mitigate their exposure should their be “sum rush to judgement”  [sic].

 

Just this morning I scrapped my right leg against the “flywheel” [sic] of my bicycle as I lifted my dog up on to my shoulders in order to safely cross the road. 8 hours later it is still bleeding. I am not, however, using this as an excuse for not having caught any fish. In fact I made a point of going into the water almost knee high to help in our quest to catch one of those monsters we sighted off the jetty.

 

There is a lot of activity here with the geese and the ducks spreading their feathers, drying themselves out, waiting for the next gust of wind to ease their wings while the ducks can only wait in anticipation. Nothing, though, like being a sitting duck. I travel a lot which keeps a lot of folks guessing butt I am not a joker. The expression, “I’m just joking” bothers me also to no end since it has no meaning other than to obfuscate. Young kids today seem to use that expression “quiet a byte” [sic] and one can only wonder where they picked it up. We need to chew our words better and worry less about sitting straight at the table, wouldn’t you agree? I am sitting right next to a trashcan and Pypeetoe has just placed a whole series of XXXXXXs on to the screen. I am not however going back to check to see what I have written. If there is sumthing which doesn’t make sense then I will simply blame it on him.

 

It will soon be time for Reflection=Got to go.

 

Gary

 

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Steve Symanovich [mailto:ssymanovich@bizjournals.com]
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2002 12:58 PM
To: pacbell
Subject: Re:

 

Gary:

I describe the paper's political stance this way: We're pro free market, we're pro common sense and we believe in the right to make a buck.

Does that help?

Steve


8/23/02 11:44 AM, pacbell at gevisser@pacbell.net wrote:

Steve, I am really not one to mince words although I have in recent times been rather wordy. I would like to get more of a sense of your political leanings. I have already made it clear that the evidence of wrongdoing reaches the highest tentacles of the Democratic Party. With that said, I have many axes to grind with Republicans as well. It is just that I believe we have to choose our battles very carefully, especially when we want to bring change to the status quo and not destroy all that is good.



Gary

-----Original Message-----
From: Steve Symanovich [mailto:ssymanovich@bizjournals.com]
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2002 9:39 AM
To: pacbell
Subject: Re:



Gary:

Thank you for your note.

Could you be more specific?

Steve

on 8/23/02 7:53 AM, pacbell at gevisser@pacbell.net wrote:

Dear Sir ­ I have ³smoking gun proof² that our political system has been hijacked by special interest groups with connections that lead to the leaders of the Democratic party. How would you suggest I proceed?



Gary S. Gevisser