From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Reuben Spilkin
Cc: rest
Subject: Next Symposium RE:
Friends of Toni Atkins...---...pork chops
Reuben – please try and stop by
after the wedding, the possibility exists we could go on until sunrise the
next day, G-D-Nature willing.
On the point of “stirring up so much
shit, blah blah” I have watched the likes of you and those
not quite as gifted both in terms of their knowledge and skill of the game of
rugby which like any team sport can be translated intu
the game of life no game, however, quite like chess which is
“jostling” your opponent in “one-on-one combat” without
blood spilling of course, getting him-her to play to your advantage.
Before I forget, u had tu have at least
been somewhat impressed by the lack of hyperlinks in my E-mail
to San Diego Councilwoman Toni Atkins, just a half hour ago, at precisely
9:51AM PST, my leaving another message for Ms. Atkins or a member of her
campaign staff to return my call, this call lasting exactly 42 seconds.
By focusing on the very best and the worst
one is able to draw pretty good conclusions as to what is happening in the
middle section, here in the United States we have the best of all worlds and in
my opinion the very worst, us being the most generous people and possibly the
hardest working specifically as it relates to the limited amount of “play
time” available, and without a doubt the biggest polluters, to mention
once again, us being the most obese and spoilt people on the planet, again just
an opinion.
I have no idea what position you or
Derreck, not tu be confused with
Butt I
wouldn’t be surprised if either or both of you played the
“center” position, a position I once wrote about which
doesn’t always get the respect, I believe, it deserves, given the fact
that the instant the opposing team’s “First Center” is
“taken out” nothing quite like a “stiff arm tackle”, in
one “foul move” remembering, however, it is almost impossible for a
referee to gauge the impact on the muscular skeletal system brought on by a
spine chilling maneuver that few athletes can execute, at the very first
opportunity, the option plays available to the opposing team greatly reduced, timing
everything.
At
While talking with me Derrick was also
coaching his son Jake at soccer practice moving up and down the sidelines,
“Jake
you got to get back, you have got to help your team mates.”
As I mentioned in the “Jake”
hyperlink, a response email to a Mr.
That last hyperlink reminding me that I
need to step on the gas, my having at this time less than 15 minutes tu change
and be downtown San Diego for my traditional Wednesday 12 NOON lunch with Mr.
Mindful at this time of our 14-year-old Danielle
who got cut from the Torrey Pines girl’s soccer team just yesterday, the
day before while trying to encourage her on how to differentiate herself from
the other players perhaps more athletic, by getting a better grasp of the
offside rule, that can propel a team from being on the defensive to in “a
flash” find themselves in a “command and control” situation,
in better field position while their opponents are loosing their heads,
pointing fingers at each other, Danielle choosing instead to debate me on the
point I was making about success being, “1 percent inspiration and 99%
perspiration”, convinced that I had it “backwards” that the
expression is, “99% inspiration and 1% perspiration.”
And of course it is difficult to debate
someone without “hard evidence” or for that matter someone like my
mother who only debates people who agree with her, in due course I will be
following up with the parents of our JoNathan’s Frostbite soccer team
inviting them all to our Sunset Party while also providing them with a summary
of the tutorial I gave the team at the end of this past Monday’s soccer
practice.
I have been a little remiss in getting the
invitations out for this Saturday’s event having though received so far
just 3 RSVPs including one from a lady who wanted to know if we would like her
to bring along some “single girls” and of course this would have
little bearing on Marie taking down sum of her nude paintings, no doubt in my
mind the break she received on the house painting job recently done on the
beach house having sumthing to do with the enjoyment the painters got from
looking at the “green room” painting from so many different angles,
just this morning I ran into a former landlord of mine who I rented a beach
cottage from several years ago, that particular painting having everything to
do with that property being sold and me being forced out “on the
street”, moving on though, to greener and greener pastures, the story of
my life, the same with everyone I know who plays it straight, each step of the
way, knowing that it is just a matter of time before another set of waves, no
one wave having the exact same dynamics as the one before or the one that will
follow unless in a controlled environment, propels one that much closer to the
promised, land, need a hand, the needy or the greedy, these days?
There is of course a whole lot of optimism
everywhere these days and no one is more optimistic about their future than me
and my friends which is not tu say that one shouldn’t celebrate if you
are one of the folks about to be hired by say Merrill Lynch as long as people
like our great President George W. Bush does NOT
begin to pay attention to what I have to say about the immediate need to
suspend trading of all public companies, across the board.
It is important “tu bear in
mind” [sic] and I know I am sumwhat repeating myself that around 60% of
our Federal Budget is currently going towards the military, the lion’s
share of the $85 billion odd earmarked for Afghanistan and Iraq in the form of
fuel, mostly spent fossils being rocketed towards not the heavens but
earth’s outer atmosphere where it collects much like our farts, leaving
exactly how much for early child education while the Chinese have us by the
short hairs, thanks to the likes of former president Bill
“Wallpaper” Clinton, to mention little of which nations today are
in fact financing our Federal Budget Deficit, agree?
And of course you know that Attention
Deficit Disorder is in many if not most cases really Absent Parenting Disease,
to mention just in passing, I am assuming you have been to the toilet today,
how pathetic it sounds to these foreigners that we now have The Terminator
heading up the 6th largest economy in the world, ready to implode
under what may be ultimately as much as a $50 billion deficit, in California
alone, saying sumthing along the lines, “There is going to be sum pain
along the way”, agree?
Yes, my mate, the game of life is much
like the game of chess, rather easy to make this rather straightforward game
very complicated just recently we saw a movie where they talked about how some
people can think sum 27 moves ahead which I can assure you is absolutely 100%
bullshit and I think it is fair to say I am an above average chess player
although I have yet to take on a so-called “master” restricting my
playing these days to the odd occasion when our JoNathan who is 11 years
old, who can be rather precise and
thinks as well as any Jewish person I know raised sum 50% of their time in a
totally dysfunctional household, either needs to be brought “into
line” or is demonstrating enough maturity tu have me teach him how easy
it is to win at this game by keeping things simple but not stupid.
JoNathan is possibly as bright as his
mother in terms of IQ, Marie though, having as high an IQ as my mother if not
higher, my mother, most would agree was at one time “a certified
genius” now, more than likely, senile, which is to say nothing about
Emotional Intelligence, JoNathan’s sperm donor, Dr. JBS, in my opinion,
having no more than a gnat.
Forget thinking about 27 moves ahead just
think of the permutations involved in thinking say 3 moves ahead given the
number of squares on the chess board, i.e. 64, the number of moves available
when starting out, or better said, the number of “open spaces”
being reduced by sum 32, the number of pieces positioned on the board.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist
today to know that the biggest problem in computing has to do with heat buildup
as energy is “expelled” and the brain most would agree is akin to a
computer, i.e. the need to take “deep breaths” greater than ever
before unless of course one is hell bent on bringing on more strokes than what
is built in to our programming, i.e. why make life difficult for oneself
especially if your opponent is moronic enough tu buy into all the bullshit of thinking
a trillion or so moves ahead to the point that they are simply going around in
circles building up unnecessary heat, i.e. mental masturbation, and of course
us guys know from an early age G-D-Nature didn’t make things easy,
exposing our genitals, at the same time there is a lot to be said for simply
going “up and down” as in “backwards & forwards” as
opposed to following the lead of my dog Pypeetoe who continues to go around in
circles never failing to wipe his dick with his nose be4 licking his chops
while always fricken m
And of course you now have now a better
sense of why G-D-Nature got rid of our tails, agree?
The one point here is tu let you know that
another name for our SIG [Super Italian Greyhound] is Porky since he has a seemingly insatiable
appetite, very much looking forward, however, to our lunch today with Mr.
The other point being that hard work and
hard play rarely translates in tu folks being so-called “Happy” the
American dream of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for many if not
most Americans nothing more than a pipedream and why I make it my business to “stir
the pot” my command of Chaos Theory, understanding a thing or too about
human nature, having operated “in the trenches” with the very best
and worst of business people in both “mom and pop” as well as
I forget this gentleman’s name for
the moment but I believe he has a contracting business and the minute he heard
I was from Durban, South Africa he didn’t say the customary greeting
along the lines of “A Durbs boy, blah blah”
but instead asked me whether I knew the Lazarus clan,
“You know the ones
involved with those stolen locomotives that were seen headed towards the Non Ferrous Metals’ [NFM] furnaces
and then the next day when the authorities came to investigate the Lazarus
boys, sumwhat blue-faced having never been previously called to task said,
‘What trains, surely you are not referring to that brand spanking new
blue train just coming out the other side, and if you continue to bother us we
will have our hound dog Irwin Strous Esq. feed you to
the lions, you remember his mother was once eaten by supposedly a pride of
lions recently deposited in to a game reserve where she and her husband, Louis,
were visiting, or so the story goes, blah blah”
[sic].
The instant one turns a “blind
eye” on the sufferings of others, moreover, the moment one fails to
address the wrongs within one’s own household followed by those in your
neighborhood, community you run the risk of encountering more than the average
number of strokes a person of the same biological age experiences in places
like Timbuktu, again just my opinion, where for the most part I believe these
folks have not let their wants exceed their needs, more importantly the village
people encourage the kids from the earliest of ages not to let their formal
education interfere with their learning, avoiding of course the chanting of
gibberish, so how is your Yiddish, the one common denominator left it seems bring
each and every one of us into line, our pride, agree?
I will leave you once again with the words
of my good friend Devin Standard
who is unlikely to attend this gathering on Saturday night, in his place at the
Problem Solving
table, this past weekend had me sanding away, before and after, a
number of folks, one lady by the name of Susan who lives at the end of the
block who apparently knows you all rather well, clearly taking a liking tu
South African boys still in rather good condition, her immigration business
apparently well supported by South African refugees looking to stay in this
amazing country legally.
From:
devinq@nethere.com
Sent:
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
?If I am not for myself who is 4 me? And if I am only 4
myself, who am I? If not now, then when?
Spot on!
Not much more can be said?
Any, and all moral highground is undermined if the minute one's proprietary
skin has been
saved, one turns a blind eye to lesser, equivalent, or
greater evil. The
fact that the gift of one's life has been spared
obligates one to, if
not ruthlessly wield the sword of righteousness, to
at the very
least, shine a light into the dark corners where evil
manifests. Otherwise
you are abetting the Devil you've recently dodged. Cheers, D
Tot siens,
Ps – I will check this
email later, corrections, if necessary will be posted in green.
-----Original Message-----
From: Spilkin
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Friends of Toni
Atkins.
Hi Gary,
Thanks for the invite, you are very
kind to think of us.
I unfortunatly
have a 4 oclock wedding planned for Saterday.
I will relay this message to
Derreck,
I suspect you are still
stirring up so much shit with your e-mails!
Thanks,
Reuben
----- Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
To: Reuben
Sent:
Subject: FW: Friends
of Toni Atkins.
Ruben, we are having a Sunset Party
this Saterday. You, your wife and derrick, his wife,
as well as any of the rugby players are invited.
Let me know.
Ps – you are not
going to be quizzed on whether you read this email below, bear in mind though
that such emails have my one website remaining on track to be the number one
website on the planet, statistically speaking that is.
-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To:
Cc:
Subject: Friends of Toni Atkins.
Dear Toni,
I am in receipt of your letter dated
October 2003 seeking additional campaign monies for your upcoming election.
60 minutes ago, at precisely 4:15PM PST I left a message on the number at
the bottom of your letterhead, 619-525-7733, saying words to the effect that I
would like to make a contribution to your campaign, that I have just a couple
of questions.
What caught my attention in addition
to the personal note at the end of this customized letter was the last sentence
in the 4th paragraph, which to save you time and bother reads,
“He [your opponent] has already begun calling the
residents of District Three, he has begun walking the neighborhoods and he has
also tried to stir up controversy on sum issues” [sic].
Now I don’t know if you recall
me specifically since you had to have campaigned pretty hard yourself when
first seeking this city council position and might I add winning victoriously,
may I also add, support coming from all quarters, not just me, but folks like
Laurie Black and Robert Lawrence, which is where we met.
That gathering of the Democratic
Party elite on a day pretty much like today, glorious sunshine blah blah, was a big step for me, as far as I can recall the
very first time I have ever contributed monies to someone seeking higher
office, politically, that is, and I should also add, having been raised
orthodox Jewish, I have never contributed to organized religion or charitable
institutions, in total, throughout my 46 years on this planet as much as I
contributed to your campaign, as best I recall, not tu suggest that my family
were or are anywhere near as “cheap” as say someone like Mr.
I will keep this email rather short
but please bear in mind that I consider my time, most of all, to be rather
valuable, the fact that I opened your mail given my personal commitment to die
the richest person in the grave, quite amazing, my step-father
Suffice to say, I am meeting
tomorrow once again with Mr. Krinsk Esq. who up until now has been specializing
in SCALs [Shareholder
Class Action
Lawsuits] for our weekly Wednesday
lunch and should you be in and around the world corporate headquarters of
Finkelstein and Krinsk please come and join us, their offices located on
Broadway in downtown San Diego across the street from Mr. Krinsk’s and
Mr. Finkelstein’s biggest competitor, “Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes
and Leroach” [sic] currently in the middle of a messy “get”
i.e. divorce in gibberish, just hours away, in the space of time, from imploding,
while providing me with all the facts, figures and statistics as they relate
very specifically to your point, “ dnA he has
also tried to sir up controversy on some issues” [sic].
It is important tu remember that in
just 2 seconds, which translates in to 600 million meters when figuring out
things like bouncing balls while traveling at the speed of light, a lot can
happen, and of course I am not about to start preaching about Lot or the morons
who throw salt over their shoulders while talking about their belief in G-D,
agree?
And of course you wouldn’t
necessarily know that things are speeding up, relatively speaking that is, and
once one approaches the speed of light things tend to slow down although at the
precise moment of us reaching 300,000 kilometers per second, everything becomes
pretty much mathematical, hopefully though in time we can convince more than a
handful of pretty smart folks that the speed of light is not a constant ,
specifically in a non-vacuum environment such as within spaceship earth, i.e.
if the speed of light, c, can be both increased and decreased to the point that
c equals 1, c², therefore equal also to 1, then mass, as in m, would equal
energy, as in e, kinda like how things began at least the first time around as
in Big Bang, my not certain at this point how many Big Bangs have come prior,
mostly concerned with what’s up ahead, living each day, however, as
though it were my last, Mr. Krinsk earlier today at exactly 12:30PM PST letting
me know as we both listened to some rock music on my car stereo, that he
doesn’t see the odds of me seeing out this “Xmess” [sic]
greater than 50:50 which I think are remarkably good, Mr. Krinsk though was in
his office while I was out and about cruising watching folks going “back
and forth” not quite so in tune, agree?
Nothing you would agree quite like
Einstein’s e=mc² which assuming bright people like yourself recognize
even without the folks like NASA doing a direct experiment to test once and for
the speed of light in a non-vacuum environment can change therefore with mass
now “reverting” back to being the constant which was the case for
many a year under Newtonian’s principle of for every action there is an
equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost, then energy
could only be moved “up and down” by the “changing
light” nothing quite says it as well as the 1st paragraph, of
the Old Testament, “Let there be light” the “Hand of
G-d” much like what “Einstein referred to as the “Mind of
G-d” being so incredibly precise which is the reason I believe he gave as
to why he could not embrace Quantum Mechanics, failing in my opinion, therefore
to complete his final quest to come up with a
Unified theory
For the inner workings
Of the universe.
Such a direct experiment could take
place when a space shuttle enters and exits earth’s outer atmosphere
bearing in mind that the “cut off” point is kinda tricky most
scientists agreeing though 80 miles up is about perfect, not tu be confused
with the practice of say medicine, doctors as you know simply practice,
medicine or how companies like Revlon Corporation go about “cutting
off” their quarterly figures, and so what if I were to cut off my big
ugly nose to spite my face, can you imagine how much better a lover I would be,
agree?
I can also be reached at
1-858-SEL-NEXT to confirm exactly when and where we should meet.
I certainly hope I am not boring
you, please though, I beg of you, do not ignore this email.
Nor may I suggest you summon the
support of anyone other than seeking possibly absolution in a Roman Catholic
Cathedral, my wife, a former Roman Catholic, of sum 210 days, us married on
4-22-03 puts it rather well in suggesting that I can be your best friend or
worst nightmare, take your pick; her most eloquent expression, however, being, When the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the
beginning of the end.
I am, again, just hours away from
putting the finishing touches to M
And of course you know from your 101
schooling in Quantum Mechanics, the importance of being able to do things both
forward as well as in “reverse” much like, don’t fricken moc.GODdnaName my command
of the Digital Age places me now in prime position to die the richest person in
the grave, in large measure thanks to the likes of you, Laurie Black, Robert
Lawrence, my amazing parents, but most of all the likes of Mr.
While writing this email I have been
working on just 3 others thinking at this time, however, about what it would
take to get Howard Stern’s attention, so again, by keeping things dry,
around the toilet area not that I have heard anything negative about your
toilet area, you will be able to get an appreciation of my Bottoms
Up Schooling [BUS] not tu suggest you are not an expert in the game of
soccer which is all about what happens in negative space,
Nor for that matter should go out
and buy a fire arm,
Or that you keep your gun powder
dry,
Or invest in a submarine, simply
continue this dialogue, keeping things on an even keel, not that I am
suggesting you had anything to do with those too pairs of Blahnik
shoes bought from Neiman Marcus, the happy buyer charging sum $1500 odd to my
charge card, on sale mind you, agree?
Lets you and I try and keep things
all above board, my formal education although not quite up to par with that of
either Mr. Krinsk or either of the Standard gentlemen or my wife for that
matter, never, however, letting my formal education interfere with my learning
or my thirst for knowledge while fine tuning my G-D given skills.
U know of course the C
“Otherweiss”
[sic] I have no doubt by now us Americans would have annexed both C
Quite something wouldn’t you
agree that the Republicans would allow themselves to be so set-up at this time
having supposedly one of their own replace Governor Davis essentially creating
a stalemate situation in Sacramento, the Democratic controlled State Assembly
now able to blame a Republican Governor and the Republicans in turn can blame
the State Assembly for setting up “road blocks” as opposed to
letting Governor Davis simply finish out his term, the State of California, the
6th largest economy in the world filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy,
perhaps averting a strict Chapter 7 bankruptcy proceeding, i.e. fire sale
liquidation and in the next elections the Republicans get a clean sweep of both
the State Assembly as well as ensuring their “bought and paid 4”
[sic] man in the Governor’s mansion, nothing quite like the concept of
“divide and conquer” that has plagued not just this country but the
entire fricken world going back to the beginning of time, balance everywhere,
agree?
What then would you say about Black
Holes, and of course I am not copying Laurie Black or 4 that matter
Or do you think we should stop the
blame game and just focus on those currently with us today, specifically those
who play it so fricken “fast and loose” outside of our borders such
as the Oppenheimer family of South Africa and the OPEC Cartel or would you
prefer that I just focus my attention on the fricken wimps here in our homeland
such as Warren “BO” Buffet, the financial advisor to
Schwarzenegger, take your pick.
Now if you feel the need to go to
the bathroom, feel free, and I don’t think you need to be worried, at
least not at this stage, of a gentleman by the name of Mr. King Golden Esq.
barging in, his technology using tiny robotics to connect folks up through the
sewer lines, not to the best of my knowledge having reached our shores, to
mention in passing I think you would be quite interested in my take on the
wasted trillions having gone in over the years, perhaps, trillions an
exaggeration, certainly a few hundred billion into tackling degenerative
diseases, the mathematical data suggesting that such monies could be spent more
efficiently in cutting off degenerative diseases right at “the
cradle” than wait needlessly for folks to have one foot in the
“grave” before making it a case of celebrity seeking scientists in
conjunction with pharmaceutical companies making “hey out of
nothing” [sic], agree?
King is someone you probably have
heard of, possibly even voted for when he ran for Congress in his late twenties
losing to a 30 year Democratic Party incumbent by just a few hundred votes,
thank G-D, when his heart muscle was in better shape, G-d forbid, he would
have twisted your arm, you not
suffering, I hope, from carpal tunnel syndrome, different tu tunnel vision or
the gravy train business that would come to an abrupt end with Mr. Standard in
the White House, as opposed to a fricken, great story teller, like Mr. Golden,
you heard the story of King failing to throw himself into the crowd of
onlookers back in the fall of 1972 as that pitiful Democratic Party bleeding
heart liberal Muskie began crying like a fricken baby on that flatbed trailer
because something possibly about his wife having bought a prophylactic 8 sizes
to big, right now we are making plans for our big Sunset Party scheduled to
take place this coming Saturday, hopefully the bedroom chandelier will be in
place allowing folks in the living area below to c me swinging, from one end of
the ceiling all the way across the living area space sum 20 feet below us
having a rather well qualified engineer from Stellenbosch
University spending several hours this afternoon now working out the dynamics,
my obviously concerned that Marius, my wife, Mr. Krinsk and Mr. Standard are
all colluding to see me brake my neck in what would appear to be just another
accident, agree?
I approach things different tu most,
you may have heard of my eldest brother’s expression,
Great
Minds
Never
Think
Or
Do you subscribe to my
mother’s famous words, “I only debate people who
agree with me”?
Instead of the old adage,
“Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer” I subscribe
to the time tested trading principals of keeping one’s adversaries at
”arms length” and my friends very close every step of the way as we
go about empowering the youth to parent the parents who need the most help, the
problems of the world having nothing to do with race, color, religion, or
economic opportunism, simply poor parental religious teaching, agree?
Sincerely yours,
Gary S. Gevisser
