From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, May 20, 2005 10:23 AM PT
To: Moses Kgosana – Chairman - KPMG South Africa - Moses.Kgosana@kpmg.co.za
Cc: rest;
Denga Ramuedzisi; Tom.Grieve@kpmg.co.za; Derrick.Beare@Investec.co.uk; David Berman - Berman Capital; Bernieg@tpg.com.au; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State ; Diane Bell - Union Tribune; Catherine.garcia@nbc.com; Mark Gevisser - The Nation's southern African correspondant; Gretchen@nytimes.com; Grundfest@stanford.edu; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Oreilly@foxnews.com; Tefo Mohapi; Adam Tucker; dianah@nytimes.com; Newell Starks - Chairman of the Board - Sterling Holding Company - A Citicorp Venture Corporation fronting corporation
Subject: RE: Standard ...dirt...What do I have to gain but freedom and truth versus what do I have to lose?

 

Dear Moses,

 

By now you are aware of the purpose behind heathens amongst us but possibly still more important at least to you seeing your business model “going up in smoke” right before your eyes, the writing very much up on the wall, Wall Street bracing for the inevitable, why it is that my websites while still under construction from the bottom up remain very much on track to being an integral part of the next generation of independent thinkers building the number one network?

 

The world’s rich and poor both so incredibly poorly conditioned by Madison Avenue, “A diamond is forever-a girl’s best friend” simply cannot get enough of other peoples’ dirt including their friends so long as the dirt isn’t about them to mention little of the need for me to keep repeating the word sex which helps get my missives to the top of the search engines eliminating my need to expend monies however increasingly worthless money is becoming but what you have surely now figured out without any help from “valuations analyst/specialist” Denga “Bling Bling” Ramuedzisi is the fact that I have today irrefutable “smoking gun proof” that even the most distracted amongst us cannot resist reading my writings, dropping everything they are doing, “sum” [sic] even remembering to take off their shirts before going to the toilet, no strike that, having sex, the 3006 word email I sent an employee of Warren BO Buffett yesterday [See Ben Ridge Jew-thought hyperlink] did in fact result in at least one person here in Del Mar getting laid within an hour of my “gifting” him this “How to overcome shyness” update.

 

According this one fellow taking my advice when approaching a total stranger sitting over on the deck of the Del Mar Plaza his conversation went as follows:

 

I want to be very upfront with you, what I am about to tell you is without a doubt a “come on line” but it is in my humble opinion, the best I have heard “altho-ugh” [sic] I have never heard it before other than playing it back and forth in my mind repeatedly ever since this kind neighbor of mine Gary S. Gevisser gave me a hard copy of his 3006 word email to read and once you have read it, I will leave you alone just let me know what you are drinking, I will return and for you to give serious consideration to how best to compensate me, I am simply not interested in your money, for having you dispose before the maddening horse racing crowd come into town of what looks like a rather valuable very clear D, IF, Internally Flawless 1 carat diamond that according to the Martin Rappaport Report as of December 20th, 2004 – 8:40 AM Pacific Time was worth at wholesale $17,800.

 

Moses, as I look out the windows of the Cliff House here in Del Mar, California I notice that the surf has picked up, and so if you don’t mind I am going to just mosey on up the lane to another friend to see how he made out, Greg yet to try out his new Bling surfboard and possibly in say 3 hours from now I will continue to share my thoughts on Mr. Denga “Bling Bling” Ramuedzisi who I believe is one of your employees although I couldn’t find his name in the KPMG SA leadership list to mention in passing Bling Bling considering me one “cool” [sic] “fool” and of course SMART is also relative.

 

Later,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

[Word count 600]

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Denga.Ramuedzisi@kpmg.co.za
Sent:
Thursday, May 19, 2005 11:24 PM
Cc: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: FW: Standard Bank Email Verification - denga.ramuedzisi@kpmg.co.za

 

People I know

 

I don’t know if any of you has received an e-mail similar to the one I have received below. If you have not good for you and should you receive it in the future, do not follow it’s instructions, it’s a SPAM. When I received it, I picked up suspicious things about it.

 

1.       It’s from BetteBroschuk at Standard Bank, who or what the heck is BetteBroschuk

2.       Banks will normally say Dear Standard Bank Customer and not Dear Standard Bank Member

3.       A bank will address an e-mail directly to you if they require confidential details, this should have read dear Me or at least used both my initials and surname.

4.       The e-mail does not bear the names confidentiality claim of the bank, and it does not guarantee confidentiality of information processed

5.       A bank’s url should be straight forward, in this case it should have been https:www.standardbank.co.za, everything else after that is routing you to hell

6.       The e-mail should also bear a telephone, get it telephone not cell phone, number where you can call to query or complain if you don’t want to send your information via e-mail. Most likely to be an 0800 number with a normal line as an alternative.

 

As you can see from the e-mail, I have BCC’d all of you except one fool, this is to avoid having all of you responding to strangers when you respond to me, which I think is very polite if you are going to be sending an e-mail to a group of people who don’t know each other. Anyway the fool I have CC’d above is more likely to be one of the fools who come up with such SPAMS, I have never met him nor do I know him, but he keeps on sending me e-mails that talk about nothing. Ever since he started sending me e-mails, I have been getting funny e-mails leading to me been very alert of spams, and when I received this e-mail I knew the monkey had pushed his luck. So if receive e-mails from this creature, please delete without opening.

 

Kind regards

Me

 


From: Standard Bank [mailto:BetteBroschuk@standardbank.co.za]
Sent:
19 May 2005 12:17
To: Ramuedzisi,
Denga
Subject: Standard Bank Email Verification - denga.ramuedzisi@kpmg.co.za

 

Dear Standard Bank Member,

This email was sent by the Standard Bank server to verify your e-mail address. You must complete this process by
clicking on the link below and entering in the small window your Standard Bank online access details. This is done for
your protection - because some of our members no longer have access to their email addresses and we must verify it.
To verify your e-mail address and access your account, click on the link below:

http://www.standardbank.co.za/p5ef4g719tecPrlnxB5PTiT1WZ8X5q3Jij6BGkpJkG4mnpMUwF90t0vp2s52
 
 



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