From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 12:39 PM PT
To: Kathy Belville Esq.
Cc: rest; Devin Standard; Chris Little - dIRECtor of News - KFI 640 AM - "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic]; Greg "Drug Pusher-I have not had sex in over a year-played with my myself" [sic] Beckham - c/o Andy Kean Esq.;; FBI; United States Justice Department; Detective Jeffrey W. Steele - San Diego Police Department; Director-Goldfin; Goldman Sachs; Laurie Black - Strategic Partners with Southwest Strategies, Steve Alexander Group; Valerie Schulte Esq. - National Association of Broadcasters;
Subject: RE: UNITED NATIONS...job... I am a crackpot


We are not as much “strangers” as you protest.


You law firm which pays you, I assume, a livable wage, has earned its keep by lying, stealing and cheating albeit in a court of a law, willing to stop at nothing short of bankrupting yourselves while representing, liars, thieves and cheats.


The facts are nothing short of “irrefutable” and of course I am compiling such documentation in “real time” that will serve not only as my legacy but much more importantly to help give peace a better chance.


Bear in mind I haven’t forgotten your specific role at KTS, Managing Partner, Fair Housing Department to mention little of how you personally sleep at night knowing that you have lawyers-liars such as Public Defenders fighting over the scraps you throw at them failing to make changes in the grossly misleading notices, all part of the systemic rot that has the rich and mostly lazy expert at trickling down the costs of getting richer on to the backs of the poor who while not affording wide screen plasma TVs are not exactly dumb, not even close.


And of course you sleep just mighty fine knowing that you can point to possibly worse human beasts such as Greedy Greggy “Drug Pusher-I have not had sex in more than a year-played with myself” [sic] Beckham and The Sperm Donor but that will soon change as Knowledge-Information-Light travels at Light-G-D-Speed, the past and the future all coming “to-get-her” [sic] in the present, the Digital Age, a G-D-send, you soon to be in receipt of Next Symposium involving Mr. Ron Bellows Senior, the senior risk management specialist for the megalopoly of AIG-Marsh & McLennan-ACE LTD, the subject matter, “Reality” that once your clients and prospects get their arms around will do nothing short of knock the socks right off your feet.


Perhaps by the time I decide which of the 3 hit lists to add you to, a) My sh*t, b) Deafeningly Silent, and c) Greedy you will have “risen to the occasion” to understand why Ms. Tire chose so smartly to be our first subscriber to the $1.99 per month ONE TIME SPECIAL ATTENTION: ALL NEXTRATERRESTRIAL SHOPPERS RED FLAG SALE.


Remember that so important 4th Non-existential Pardon list that at the end of every year we have a lottery and one person from the MDG list is chosen at random unless my wife dictates the one to be picked at.


Also feel free, as part of your absolution, to let me know if you think I covered all my bases in this previously heavily broadcasted communiqué.


Isn’t this the most gorgeous day?


I am thinking of taking a motorcycle ride to visit with my barber friend, a man who survived the most arduous mountain trek during WWII in order to escape starvation to eventually be “saved” by members of the United Nations who then sold him and his friends to local farmers as slaves, now so very happy to be an American citizen charging people like me, poor, poor, Gary and his begging dog, Pypeetoe $14 for a great haircut that also comes with the most extraordinary head and shoulder massage and why I would feel so fortune if this always smiling man who Pypeetoe just loves to visit accepts my invitation for he and his wife to join us this coming Saterday as we celebrate not just my 49th Birthday and the unveiling of Marie Dion Gevisser + Pypeetoe + my shadow’s portrait but the most awesome gift of life.


To the surprise of both MDG and me the crouch rocket Ducati ST4S fired up almost immediately after having not only fallen twice during the recent snow storms but spent several days on its side.


It does, however, need a SIGNIFICANT cleanup and so I could stop by your offices and if you are not doing anything better for lunch why not get out of your monkey suit which is not to suggest you change into your birthday suit just a pair of appropriate sexy panties and bra suffice and help me out but I will be watching you carefully to make certain you don’t throw in a monkey wrench. 


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From: Kathy Belville []
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 10:40 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: JOB... I am a crackpot
Importance: High


Dear Mr. Gevisser,


I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I do not have an interest, or the time to read the e-mails you have been sending.  It would be soon kind of you to delete my address from your lists.  I would save me time and effort.  I have never met you, but you seem to care about people…please be so kind as to help this stranger.


Thank you,




-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser []
Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2006 6:43 AM
To: Michael Kessel
Subject: FW: JOB... I am a crackpot




From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 11:29 PM PT
Chris Little - dIRECtor of News - KFI 640 AM - "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic]
Cc: rest;;; Chris Little - dIRECtor of News - KFI 640 AM - "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic]; Bill Handle - KFI 640 AM "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic]; FBI; United States Justice Department;;

Subject: RE: JOB... I am a crackpot