From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Monday, August 07, 2006 1:45 PM PT
To: JRK@class-action-law.com
Cc: rest; 60m@cbsnews.com; President@whitehouse.gov; FBI - Sand Diego FBI
Subject: ..HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY WAY....

Jeff,

For some reason your assistant Sharon Jones after emailing me last week whether I would be willing to pay her money for editing my forthcoming book, THE HISTORY OF MONEY CREATION AND ITS FUTURE went deafeningly silent.

Bear in mind that I don’t believe it was Sharon who you had join us on July 2^nd 2003 in your office to witness you handing over to me this check plus both of us signing your carefully worded settlement agreement pertaining to the work I did that resulted in a $10 million settlement by Ronald "The Finagle King Perelman, Chairman of the Board of Revlon Corporation not long after you so skillful deposed on October 17^th 2002 one of his former executives who referred to Perelman in this one-of-a-kind deposition as the "Capo Di Capi."

You and I never got around to discussing how such a revealing and very funny deposition that placed Perelman in a "no win" situation apart from "taking me out" just coincidentally took place one week before my wife's X-husband revealed in a criminal court proceeding that he had illegally accessed my database when introducing into evidence Marie's rather brief but very carefully crafted will that did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Judge Hendrix from lowering the boom on this evil of evil human being’s head; moreover, such a reckless act that placed courageous witnesses of ours in the unenviable perilous position showed further how "blackened" were his hands bearing in mind that The Sperm Donor of Marie's "tTOo" [sic] children was being advised by a number of "interested parties" who were hell bent on destroying my rather stellar reputation.

First there was Ms. Dawn, the Sperm Donor's on-off again girlfriend who continues to work for your "arch enemies" Milberg Weiss-Lerach bearing in mind that before I presented you with my "work product" that inevitably resulted in you and Robert Kaplan of Kaplan Kilsheimer & Fox filing the epic class action complaint against Perelman and Co with less than a handful of hours remaining before the statute of limitations ran out, I "took the liberty" of having Deborah "Aggressive" Sturman Esq. give the 2,000 pound gorilla Shareholder Class Action Litigation law firm of MW-L a "stab at" doing the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing that would have inevitably led to the destruction of one of the enormous pillars propping up the United States Democratic Party.

Of course you recall just like all senior members of the Justice Department copied on this communiqué that Deborah at the time was "joined at the hip" with Melvyn Weiss Esq. as the two of them did nothing short of "extort" sum $4 billion out of the remnants of the German Nazi Military Machine on behalf of Jewish slave laborers who had survived the holocaust without either Deborah or Melvyn going so far as to even mention the name DeBeers let alone their increasingly more well known name, the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel, the price fixers of fixers within moments in the history of time agreeing to my terms of total and unconditional surrender.

Deborah, you will recall, is about the same size as Dr. Ruth who you see in the previous hyperlink seated in between my mother, Zena Gevisser and my step-father Alan Zulman but of course a whole lot younger but in all likelihood in as good a shape as Dr. Ruth when she was a fighter in the Jewish underground at the time Palestine was occupied by the British to mention little of Dr. Ruth probably being the most "generous" of all my eldest brother’s massage clients and that of course includes big mouth George Soros, Arthur Carter, William Randolf Hearst and his wife Veronica, and John Gotty Jr., to name but so very few.

When Deborah met you for the first time when you visited her apartment about 3 odd years back on the upper east end of Manhattan, New York City, she thought you were incredibly attractive and had you actually revealed in the flesh your actual erection there is every reason to believe you would have had an affair with this now very rich SCAL litigator who you recall my Royal Mater and Alan Zulman first met in a synagogue in Cologne, Germany some 2 decades ago when she was a French Horn player in the Cologne Philharmonic and my ever persuasive mother, today better known as Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman then impressed upon Deborah that she should go to law school in an effort to gain "credibility" with the likes of your "arch enemies" so as to achieve her goal of seeking justice for all those Jewish slave laborers, to mention little of the fact that like you Deborah was financially independent before deciding to practice law.

As you also know Deborah was the first to “advice” [sic] me that our initial agreement that had me sharing handsomely in the Revlon class action lawsuit was illegal, such "graciousness" on her part followed shortly after Melvyn Weiss Esq., the coward that he is, was not willing to go along with my plans to topple the heavily corrupt Democratic Party that allows you all to steal blind the cream off the top of all the big government entitlement programs designed to keep the masses of poor not only increasingly poorer from one generation to the next but to be so desperate that they first take it out on their own before then joining the military and fighting the poor of the world; there no coincidence that all major wars involving the United States have taken place during Democratic Administrations.

Despite having nothing to lose since I am not a lawyer and such an illegal agreement was of your "making" I chose to do the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and advise you that I had torn up our "fee splitting" agreement, leaving it up to you to settle me fairly when it came time for me to present you with a bill for my unique and universal "risk assessment" skills which you of course did with both of us coming away, "smiling from ear to ear".

Worth mentioning that a very SIGNIFICANT element of my services involved advising you and Robert Kaplan to take the $10 million settlement rather than go to trial where there was always the possibility we could lose despite the overwhelming evidence of wrongdoing that we had in our possession since there was a more likely occurrence following my database having been illegally accessed by the Sperm Donor and your "arch enemies’" paralegal and Co. that when the witnesses got called to the stand if they weren’t already long dead then upon being dismissed it would have been only right that we had provided their beneficiaries with, at a miniMum, a clean as well as unused body-bag given how the Capo Di Capi had demonstrated that he was going to stop at absolutely nothing to avoid a public hearing of how he would stop at nothing to continue "beating the system".

Yesterday I ran in to at the entrance to the south parking lot of the Torrey Pines State Reserve and Public Beach a relatively young California Highway Patrol Officer who was sitting in for a Park Ranger and after informing him and an older female Park Ranger of my "issues" with the Lodge Hotel who have the concession to place some 10 cabanas on public beaches the CHP officer whose so very happy demeanor changed quite considerably as I spelled out not only my background in coaching the likes of you, the very best of the best Shareholder Class Action Litigators how to respond to fast balls thrown at or near head but what I saw as corruption "as usual" at the higher ends of the pyramid while CHP officers went about handing out pitiful citations to those at the bottom of the pyramid not quite having the means to bribe such as motorists and owners of unleashed dogs who do on occasion break the law, many of whom can barely afford a "pot to pee", quickly scribbled down the name Jody Kummer along with the telephone number USA 1-858-755-2063 on to a white piece of paper before then wishing me, "Have a good day".

Would you please do me the favor and call or have your partner Howard Finkelstein, a former United States Attorney call this Jody to at least find out why a CHP officer would think it appropriate as well as worthwhile that I-we take up this issue of The Lodge so extraordinarily profiteering with the officials of the Torrey Pines State Reserve and Public Beach given all the other stuff I have on my plate today including following up with you and others over this pitiful action of a conscienceless neighbor who thought it smart to try and twist things around in an effort to "save face" with his landlady that somehow, instead of me being overjoyed that he was NOT willing to be "two faced" and help out another neighbor who was not only incredibly rude to all of us including our gardener after she had taken over public property for her private use, that I had got "upset" before then going on to tell his landlady that he couldn’t figure out why I would get so upset that would later result in another CHP officer showing up at our Cliff House wanting to know what all the "disturbance" was all about.

And of course the reason why this neighbor couldn’t figure out why I would be upset is because the story he told his landlady who happens to also be my landlady doesn’t make sense.

There are a number of things people who make it their business to lie have trouble with and the first is the inherent problem one has keeping track of one's lie from day one.

Second, the fact that as you know while still pretty young I am rather long in the tooth when it comes to dealing with those who have an awful habit of usurping their limited authority so very quick to blame others particular someone like George W. Bush for all their problems bearing in mind that while you and I have very different views on how best to solve the problems of the world without me exposing you both of us understand perfectly well that GWB is nothing short of a genius given how he has

managed with of course great help from me in preventing you, Ronald O. Perelman, your "arch enemies" and the such who benefit the most from big government entitlement programs in bringing about a precipitous collapse of the capital and financial markets.

Now give some thought to what would happen to the U.S Dollar if Senator Hilary Clinton became President and Commander In Chief of all United States Forces if I was still "alive and kicking"?

As you know I sent out yesterday a rather hastily typed email to a lady interested in leasing our 3 bedroom bed and breakfast café in Minehead, Somerset, England in which I apparently spelled out better than I thought why you and I agreed back on July 23rd 2002 that GWB would be doing once again the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and IMMEDIATELY suspend the trading of shares in public corporations thus protecting the innocent and naive investors especially the momworkers, widows, widowers, pensioner and orphans who continue to have trust in our government, elected as well as unelected government officials.

Let me now come back to the other individuals who were advising the Sperm Donor in addition Ms. Dawn, a paralegal at MW-L who was well aware of the pivotal role I was playing in bringing to justice Perelman who has managed to get away with stealing some $12 billion +++ out of the hands of the public as a result of building over time in to his "cost of goods" the "cost of getting caught" bearing in mind that a day doesn’t go by when both you and I don’t reflect back on the opinion of Judge Stein which can viewed by clicking on this hyperlink that talks quite openly to Perelman arranging for goods to be shipped around the world including places like Haifa, Israel where the crates are not even unpacked before being returned to warehouses in the United States but in the process Perelman is able to make the most extraordinary killing that has very direct ties to the crisis we face this very moment in the Middle East as "Hezbollock" [sic] and Hamas fighters wake up to how they have been fighting now for decades the wrong enemy.

King Golden Jr. Esq. like your 3 time married wife used to work for Science Applications International Corporation [SAIC] at the time he and I met when I was doing an assignment for a group of very wealthy international investors that had purchased a medical technology from SAIC that was first developed when this very significant Offense-Defense contractor was using highly sophisticated and top top secret technology to track Soviet nuclear submarines after the Soviets had stolen our "quiet engine" technology which was all that was "leaked" to Hollywood while we continued to maintain a "competitive edge" as a result of Mother Nature "coming to our rescue".

As you also know Mr. Golden Jr. Esq., a left of left wing staunch United States Democrat was back in the early 1980s and remains to this day bosom pals with "our man Roger" as in Roger W. Robinson, a right of right wing "masterspy" at the National Security Agency whose direct report during President Ronald W. Reagan first administration was the President himself.

Worth also repeating that very shortly after Mr. Golden Jr. Esq. became acquainted with my unique and universal "risk assessment" skills he decided to quit his job as General Counsel at SAIC and go back in to private practice where in fact for more than a decade I was one of his principal if not the primary source of income apart from the dividends he received from his shares in SAIC which to the best of my knowledge were "slim and none".

And in return Mr. Golden introduced me to a number of rather interesting and incredibly valuable technologies including one technology developed by a very small private research corporation headquartered in "Sorbent Valley" [sic] just south of Del Mar.

A former Israeli was the genius behind this "i saving" [sic] technology that was being used to protect the eyesight of United States submarine commanders, a very significant number, I understand, were being blinded by the lasers fired by Soviet nuclear submarine commanders whenever our "best and brightest" using our unspoken about "out of this world" technologies got too close and thought nothing of saying "hello" to the Soviet commanders, thinking themselves ever so smart in "rasing" [sic] their periscopes, such a remarkable "switching" technology causing the periscope to "shut down" at picoseconds saving the eyesight of our commanders inevitably having other very SIGNIFICANT applications - remember it is all about switching things "on" and "off" in this Digital Age, a godsend - attracting the interests of not only Soviet spies but American offense-defense spying corporations such as Westinghouse who at the time owned CBS who in turn owned 60 Minutes who are exclusively interested in "selling out" to the highest bidder, something over-the-top intelligence services like the Mossad know only too well.

Rather important to note at this time that despite President Bush not yet calling for the immediate suspension in the trading of shares of public corporations one of the necessary steps to prevent a meltdown in our totally overheated and might I add the words extraordinarily fictitious economy, I and one of my very street smart and sophisticated clients, Irving Cooper, stepped up to the plate to finance an epic lawsuit against Westinghouse who for very good reason were now trying to steal such a very important technology for purposes that don’t really leave much to the imagination as one gives more thought to why such a move to protect most of the elderly Americans who live on fixed incomes and have so very little life savings is CRITICAL.

The $1 million that Westinghouse didn’t take very long to hand over to us along with the technology that they had tried to steal addresses a number of things but none right now more important than my ongoing "credibility".

It is really difficult to have me lose my focus as you well know given how well you have tried in the past to distract me beginning by thinking that if you would plant the seed in my head that given my again unique and universal "risk assessment" skills I would be serving the best interests of the people of the world by after going after the DAAC, the cartel of cartels who undermine not only our sacrosanct Anti-Trust/Anti-Monopolies laws but each and every law we have on the books including some of the good laws that require us to leash our animals as well as pick up their business #2, then directing my attention to the DAAC’s stooges such as Perelman further down in the "chain of command".

Bear in mind such a "chess move" on your part took place just when you and I were discussing over at Rainwaters, the watering hole for the mover and shaker lawyers-liars in downtown San Diego whether to accept Perelman’s "take it or leave it" $10 million settlement which of course is peanuts to people like you and me given how some two-thirds of such an amount would end up in the hands of Revlon's shareholders who when it is spread amongst the relatively few remaining shareholders amounts to nothing more than chicken feed whereas the $3 million left to me, you and Robert Kaplan Esq. would end up being consumed in what the 3 of us spend on just one of our many annual vacations bearing in mind that so much of our "living the good life" in "on the house".

More importantly, you felt the need while I gave you extraordinarily good feedback on the "dire straights" of the insurance carriers who would be the ones settling the lawsuit for Perelman and Co under Revlon Corporation’s "Directors and Officers" liability insurance policy to throw in a "kicker" that the Securities Exchange Commission had begun a highly secretive investigation that with my help would result in Perelman being locked up for good and the "key thrown away."

And of cause you were "lying through your teeth".

Perelman has not only got richer but his friends such as you and your "arch enemies" Melvyn Weiss and Bill Lerach Esq. even though now criminally indicted have got SIGNIFICANTLY richer and SIGNIFICANTLY more powerful at least in the eyes of those banking on GWB and his stellar administration being unsuccessful in the "war on terror" which although it has yet to be "declared" is in fact World War IV, World War III having been won by the so non-aggressive and hard working Chinese without them so much as "firing a shot".

So now we come back to everything you know and when did you know it?

Lets begin with your decision to marry Marcy Campbell Soup Campbell who while pretty is in fact very similar looking to Deborah "Aggressive" Sturman Esq. but I very much doubt Campbell Soup is any thing like Deborah’s mental or physical shape.

In fact I am quite certain Deborah continues to be in the most extraordinary physical shape so much so that if the State of Israel were to "activate" all its "cells" as they I now beginning to do throughout the world I would wager a very reliable guess that Deborah would "report for duty" well within 24 hours knowing that her daughter would be in "safe hands" with my Royal Mater who may in fact have decided that the safest place for her and my stepfather is in their over-the-top furnished apartment in Netanya, Israel overlooking the Mediterranean Sea.

While on the surface it looks like you and I are philosophically worlds apart both of us are exceptionally well versed in the workings of the "real world", able to "logically thought process" that such an important move to suspend the trading of shares in public corporations is critical if we are to give peace a better chance.

You also know that I have certain "inexplicable gifts" that involve applying science and mathematics at the very highest levels in which everything beginning with when reaching the "speed of light", some 300,000 kilometers per second, at the point in which "time stands still", everything becomes "mathematical".

Time and again I have "inexplicably" come up with irrefutable "smoking gun proof" of fraud, bearing in mind you and I have only known each other a relatively short time, first becoming acquainted with one another back in the spring of 1999 as a result of a "chance meeting" at the Matre D. Restaurant in La Jolla where your partner Howard remains, to the best of my knowledge, still on the "banned list".

I make it my business-personal to "spotlight" all wrongdoing knowing versus believing that do judge one evil as worse than the next would have me "playing G-d" instead I play each and every card that is dealt to me by what I know versus believe to be an extraordinarily SMART but very vengeful and awfully good G-d who commands us to simply help each successive young and impressionable generation remain smart right from the start.

My heart not my hand goes out to you should you fail to assist me in enlightening and educating the next generation on the insidious business of "money creation".

Earlier today our JoNathan who is in the custody of his Sperm Donor called the cliff house, shocked to his core that this one neighbor would dare to protest that he never asked me to move my car but was just informing me that he wouldn’t comply with the request of the former "trouble" owner to move his car which of course was parked in his garage and never in the way of the furniture moving truck.

Jonathan could figure out on his own since he was with me at the time and heard everything that went on that this latest nonsense story the neighbor came up with "falls apart" on a number of fronts beginning with why couldn’t this busybody neighbor have simply waited until the "trouble" neighbor had moved out before coming and knocking on my door and shouting in a loud voice for me to move my car in order that he would now begin to "look good" to the former neighbors who he hoped would only remember him as being so obliging when using their $400 million stash of cash to help him out in the future should he ever need, as he always does, no different to anyone, access to "cheap money".

Worth repeating that I am not, nor have I ever been one to get "upset" over nothing especially if someone is doing the right thing by not being hypercritical.

Of course I would have been "overjoyed" by this nincompoop neighbor telling the other "trouble neighbor" to go "shove it where the sun don’t shine".

Naturally, this neighbor having forgotten about all the eyewitnesses beginning with Jonathan and the truck driver and helper must now be thinking what he needs to do to "set me up" on something that would be more believable than his utterly bs story.

Had he in fact told me that he wasn’t going to comply with this request that he move his car which of course was not blocking the way of the truck since his car was parked in his garage, only mine while on my property was proving only very slightly difficult for the movers to move around, I would have possibly were I not so very busy clapped, danced around in circles while singing praises to this neighbor which of course would have resulted in Pypeetoe-Tippytoe starting to howl which is something my Super Italian Greyhound is prone to do whenever he hears me singing which Marie believe is the main reason why in the morning he races over to her, totally ignoring me and once the two of them finish with their 10 minutes of "playing goodoo face" buries himself under the covers in between her legs.

Don’t forget to let me know how you do with Ms. Jody Kummer.

BTW, yesterday evening on the way back from checking to see whether the Lodge of Torrey Pines had "seen fit" to remove their 10 cabanas Marie and I ran in to for the very time Mr. Athol Fugard, the South African playwright who was with one of his grandchildren waiting for the train to pass by underneath the old bridge that connects the over-the-top new bridge just south to Del Mar.

Mr. Fugard is leaving in a few days for New York and I think you will agree that we should wish him the best of luck with his new show Entries and Exits so that we can see it here, sooner rather than later.

Take care,

Gary

Ps - Earlier this morning I got the following email from a literary agent:

Hi Gary,

I'll be happy to help in any way I can.  Please let me know what you need.

Best regards,

Kelly

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