From: gsg@sellnext.com
Sent: Sunday, August 06, 2006 1:01 PM PT
To: Rebecca
Cc: rest; President@whitehouse.gov; valcoster@tiscali.co.uk; JohnStossel@abcnews.com
Subject: Re: Cafe Sea Crest...please "sit tight" for no more than 48 hours.

 

I have to now weigh up what you are willing to do with another party who has indicated through Valerie Coster that he is willing to give us a higher percentage of the cafe sales + possibly run the residence side as a bed and breakfast.

 

There is, however, something about you that I like very much despite your unwillingness to share with me your balance sheet that in all likelihood would have allowed me to make a quicker decision in YOUR FAVOR.

 

You may have noticed that I have one other agenda going on right now that is in fact at least as important as having the right tenant.

 

Preventing the precipitous collapse of the capital and financial markets as you can only imagine may in fact be done easier than said which is principally why I am "procrastinating" in releasing the first draft of my forthcoming book, THE HISTORY OF MONEY CREATION AND ITS FUTURE along with the subtitle, "A message for the President".

 

Not even my wife who expected it on August 31st seems to be in the least bit surprised or for that matter bothered by my delay bearing in mind that once you know all that I know you would in all probability agree wholeheartedly with me that our great President, the most honorable George W. Bush should do the right thing and the smart thing and IMMEDIATELY suspend trading in the shares of public corporations given how such a move would take the "wind out of the sail" of the rapacious such as Ronald O. Perelman, Chairman of the Board of Revlon Corporation who manipulates the share price of this brand name enterprise so incredibly "under water" it is no laughing matter in order to borrow increasingly worthless monies at "rock bottom" prices and upon "doomsday" as the world's poor then feel "out and in cold" left with no choice but to fight amongst themselves "for scraps" so along comes Ronald "The Finagle King" Perelman scooping up other public corporations whose share price has dropped as a result of all the hysteria well below their intrinsic value.

 

Of course I could have spelled this all above in much more simple English in about one tenth the space but then again my mind is still focused on an attempt by an extraordinarily evil human to follow in the footsteps of others such as The Sperm Donor and "set me up" for their own extraordinarily "bad judgment" on top of the fact that I still have to deal with the sight of this several day old mouse that had died under the washing machine that thank G-d I had the help of my wife, Marie Dion Gevisser who took charge of the clean up in the garage over here at our awesome studio house overlooking the most magnificent Pacific Ocean where we were awoken at the crack of dawn to the cries of surfers catching the most incredibly well formed waves with dolphins popping up and down in the foreground.

 

Life goes on.

 

Your ability not to be distracted by what I am doing whether or not you agree and/or can even understand what IT IS that I am trying to do while serving what you believe is in the best interests of your family is nothing short of commendable.

 

With all that said please "sit tight" for no more than 48 hours.

 

Gary

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Rebecca
Sent: Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:24 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Cafe Sea Crest

 

Hiya Gary,

 

Just wondering what is happening with the Cafe?

 

We really want to get things going now if we can, and would like do be in occupance by the 1st of September.

 

Will you let me know because we also have to give notice on our present property - A month.

 

Thanks

 

Beks