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To: Jason Coster
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Derrick.Beare@Investec.co.uk;
Tefo Mohapi
Subject: RE: AHOY from CT
Jason – good to hear from u – I am “sumwhat” [sic] delayed in getting back to folks such as yourself, slowly but surely eliminating all the – [negatives] around me, important tho to try while putting + energy to good use to try at least combine the negatives turning them in to +s.
Good
things happen to good people and u rank up there with the very best I have met,,, now if I am wrong and South Africa has corrupted
u then I will be over there in no time at all to “beet your rear end” [sic]-
our friend Mr. A who is about the same height as u
choosing ever so smartly to become a cook when drafted in to the army during
the Vietnam War knowing big guys become easy targets, my other good friend
When one meets Guy there is absolutely nothing “Machu” [sic] about him, no bulging muscles to get in the way, perhaps no more than a couple of inches taller than me without my midget sized arms, perhaps tho more scars that unlike mine may be one incredible turn on to the women that probably piss off the likes of Bruce Willis to no end, just ask my Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion who only lets me in to her house more often these days than in the “dead of night”, then again while folks your size such as Michael Grant who at 6’7 and ˝ inches tall, there probably never been a fighter in the heavyweight division anywhere close to the shape Michael is in, tells you, “Guy is one person I would never want to tangle with” coupled with stories from my eldest brother Neil who has known Guy longer than me, u would understand why having Guy around all the time could in fact contribute to one’s already state of insecurity,,, I am so sick and tired of people when caught with their pants down playing victim, enough to make u vomit, agree?
Neil,
by the way, while hopefully telling George Soros to finally get a life
and “grow
up”, first met
Things
have got really quite on the “western front” of this great country,
the United States of America, ever since I sent the “grow up”
email to the daughter of a senior executive at the megalopoly of AIG-Marsh
& McLennan-ACE Ltd, Mr.
A lot has happened in the course of the past 3 years and there r few who would argue knowing what I have been doing that I may have contributed quite significantly in George W. Bush winning his re-election, altho I fully understand that in many parts of the world our great, great President is seen as a religious cowboy hell bent on getting his way, agree?
Then again it is just a question of moments in the history of time be4 the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help each of us, G-D, is revealed, quite certain am I that George W. Bush will go down in history as one of the greatest if not the greatest leaders of all time, his incredible restraint in not disclosing to the American public mindful of the impact it would have on the rest of the world the incredible mess the Democratic Communist Party stooge, Bill Clinton, left on the Oval Office desk should begin, given my “credibility” as a “risk assessment” specialist to give folks particularly in the 3rd world a better sense of how very caring and incredibly well balanced this non-lawyer-liar is, to mention little of his decision to support an insurance industry bailout immediately after 911 while at first almost causing me, so totally opposed to government entitlement programs which make the rich richer and the poor get the picture to consider “falling on the sword”, seriously questioning my logic in helping him first get elected back on November 8th 2000, but once I got my arms around the facts had me becoming an even stauncher supporter, the likes of the insurance carriers so “in bed” with lawyers-liars especially those SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] at the top of legal profession’s pyramid who provide the investing public with nothing more than a false sense of security, all very opposed to changing the status quo, the stifling of competition critical to their business models.
In time once I answer the all important question, “Why have the financial markets not imploded, yet?” in 500 words or less it will all make more sense of what exactly I mean to mention little of a former chairman of the Federal Communications Commission once telling me that in all the years he was a member of this rather powerful commission which regulates the garbage spread over the airwaves never, not once did he like a merger versus other members of his commission who had the exact opposite point of view, just loving every transaction that knocks the lifeblood out of entrepreneurial ventures.
I remain exceedingly optimistic that there are many more Tefo Mohapis around, but I cannot be certain of anything in this “Dog eat God Aspartame” [sic] world, my putting once again the powers that be on notice that should even the cut on the back of his head, the result of an accident caused by the recent rains in South Africa not heal perfectly they will, each and every one of them come under the “spotlight” of the Supreme Internet Court [SIC], www.SupremeInternetCourt.com already getting a lot of “air time”.
This e-mail while “sum” [sic] saw it “tTOo” [sic] little “tTOo” [sic] in getting the most honorable George W. Bush re-elected, “Why weren't u this concise a month ago?” illustrates how when need be I can be stiletto like.
Had
George W. Bush not been re-elected I would have used my “best
efforts” to bring about the “death nail” to the business
model of the SCALs the major supporters
of HEINZ-J
There
r a series of ads I plan to take out in South African papers but I am having a
little difficulty at this time getting the same folks who placed this A
NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE in the South African Sunday Times
back in 1989 to get with the program, such an ad drawing quite a crowd from
several LWWE billionaires to small time business operators mostly Indian and
colored, no more than a couple of handfuls of the other colorful peoples of
South Africa familiar with my family’s good name, unaware, however, of my
father’s first cousin, David Gevisser who to this day may still be
serving the best interests of
I
intend, make no mistake about it, to decapitate the head, body and every single
limb of the DeBeers Diamond Cartel something my family and
U
of course remember my Royal Mater
and the entourage who accompanied her in a mission designed to undermine my efforts
to reveal the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth of how it came
about that so many of us LWWEs so incredibly full of ourselves lacking healthy
bodies and mostly dead brain cells m
I will call u in a while and of course u will let me know if anyone were to go so far as look u up the wrong way.
Take care,
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Subject: AHOY from CT
Hiya Gary
Long time no hear!! ive been so busy in CT for he last 18 months and i still havent got back into emailing regulary.
CT has been a blessing, cant thinkof anywhere else i would rather be based.
Business is looking VERY GR8 ....i have opened a restaurant in beach rd seapoint next to SABC aswell as another in kloof st GDns. we are currently opening no3 in kommetjie.
the venues are called "La Vie Cafe Bar" and have turned out to be successfull beyond my wildest dreams!! we turned over R3mil in the 1st year in La Vie Sea point and are well on course 2 double that at venue no 2 and even better in kommetjie. FASA has approached us to go national and market franchise stores at around 10 a year for around R2.4mil each. it seems like another "primi/newscafe/oceanbasket" success story.
as well as all that , ive also started another xcellent venue in long st ...a multilevel nightclub called "BlackSheep". ive neva been happier and things look X-tremly rosy in the near future.
I assume all is hunkydory with you as always.
would luv 2 chat 2 you soon, i hate typing!!
call me anytime on +27843125808
cheers my friend
Truly
Jason