From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 7:09 PM PT
To: jalila lissilaa
Cc: rest; balstr001.newyork@us.balenciaga.com; Karen Richardson - Wall Street Journal; Guy Friedman
Subject: RE: balenciaga's jacket...BEING NON-CONFRONTATIONAL IS NO EXCUSE FOR BAD JUSGEMENT - Marie Dion Gevisser

 

Massimiliano,

 

Thank you for “kind words”.

 

As you know I never “attended law school” but “along the way” I have picked up a thing

 

Or

 

tTOo” [sic] about people who manage to mutter words but make little sense, beginning with “proof is a function of evidence, the better the evidence the better the proof” and “it is not so much what you say but what you don’t say that counts” and probably the only thing of value I learned at university were the words attributed to Hertzberg, the social scientist:

 

It is better to keep quiet and let people think you to be a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt!

 

Gold closing the week at $657.00 a troy ounce which of course would have anybody invested in the “status quo” selling like there is no tomorrow to mention little of Greg Gutierrez who did not get the major principal of his coin shop operation to respond to my rather important communique last evening that has a number of folks like these at Codiam Inc. EXTRAORDINARILY bent out of shape given how I have done nothing short of “give away” their last remaining “trick” outside of getting one of their DAAC despots to “pull the trigger” and plummet the world once again in to “all out war” were it not for the fact that at this very most wonderous moment in the history of time when the past and the future all come “to-get-her” [sic] in the present, the Digital Age, A Godsend, these very dark DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel operatives who are used to operating “in the shadows” don’t have the foggiest clue who to trust as I have this very day thanks to the likes of Karen Richardson of the Wall Street Journal placed the brightest spotlight imaginable on these evils of evils who cannot be sure that the next assassin they hire returns for them.

 

Such a prognosis is not to suggest for a moment that the fictitious United States Dollar can withstand the public announcement by a major net exporter of oil and/or just one juradisction deciding to “formally” reintroduce the Gold Standard to mention little of time and again and again and again until the cows come home what the devastating impact will be on the worthless United States Dollar when the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the DAAC’s control of the United States Congress who have extended the most EXTRAORDINARYcourtesy” along with Hollywood to THE DIAMOND INVENTION, is fully understood by the incorruptable grass roots organizations I-we have been forming all around the world including those very quiet voices who tend our gardens, pick our fruits, scrub our toilet seats, polish our swimming pool walls and take so very good care of our children.

 

First, in an effort to assist me prove the case beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are either incompetent, culpable or both plz

 provide me with the email that Lissilaa told me when she and I had our “spirited” conversation back on May 9th you apparently sent to Balenciaga right after Marie brought to her attention the “askew” jacket pocket, I believe it was in late January/early February.

 

Second, Marie who “jumped tTOo” [sic] classes at school because of her over-the-top mathematical skills, the very best indicator of being able to logically thought process, i.e. her formal education never interfered with her learning, to mention little of her very good looks and a body to die for, with the most perfectly pear shaped breasts no need for a botched boob job, no varicose veins, never even dream of using botox given how careful she is about exposing her one-of-a-kind dream body to the sun, thighs that make the mouth water, not to mention that she is after only 7 years with master Spanish painter Sebastian Capella already one most excellent artist painter while raising “tTOo” [sic] kids who have required a good deal of “reconditioning” given their Sperm Donor’s EXTRAORDINARILY poor breeding, is currently at our RENTed cliff house in Del Mar that you and Lissilaa ONCE visited and for “sum” [sic] reason Marie’s computer is not able to read page 4 of the attached fax containing the sketch of the jacket which would allow her to compare the “degree” of “askewness” which unlike intelligence testing is less quantifiable.

 

In the meantime, as you assist with getting her just a photo of the sketch let me draw your attention to the email sent by this Samuel Pedersen of Balenciaga to you and of course it would have been so much easier for you to have simply forwarded the email, why mention fax, to me so as to avoid middlemen “middling the waters” [sic] to mention little of when I do a Google search on the words “Samuel Pedersen Balenciaga” I didn’t come across anything about Samuel but I did pick up the following hyperlink:

 

StarsOrbis - Celebrity News & Gossip » Vogue

... its zenith with the G logo shaved into model Louise Pedersen's pubic hair. ... Plum bought a Balenciaga coat for $2000 a year ago and lost 8 of the ...

 

Samuel Pederson’s email only references a “kind word… conversation” no mention, let alone any apology for such an EXTRAORDINARY delay which Lissilaa attributed to Balenciaga’s “arrogance”, such “time disconnect”, i.e. “deafening silence” remains the central point of our contention bearing in mind, however, how poorly you reproach me in this email suggesting that I am not doing “G-d’s work” which involves empowering the kids to parent parents such as you by taking those such as you who have allowed your formal education to interfere with their learning on educational light journeys.

 

I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork.

 

Furthermore, not only have I-we spent more than what a “Wednesday Chicken Pot Pie” lunch costs at Rainwaters with you folks who we really don’t know all that much about other than you nor Lissilaa apart from not wearing any of your fashion pieces, at least not during store hours don’t look like you have much more than a pot to pee in.

 

Again, I was not born yesterday and know very possibly better than the two of you combined all the things you should know about your high fashion retail business, i.e. what I have forgotten just about your end of the business which is sales, sales, and sales, you have yet to learn.

 

If it turns out that the designer of this not exactly cheap and incredibly sexy military style jacket if of course worn by someone who not only has the awesome body and face that the world’s top fashion models half her age would give up sex for a lifetime to have just so that they could make enough to live while still young the type of lifestyle of MDG and the right attitude to boot, is going to take the position once we are able to get a better look at the sketch and compare it to the actual jacket and that this is NOT a very obvious “deformity”, all part of the original design then I think it is fair to say there is nothing in the least bit attractive, at least to me, cannot talk for Marie, about spending a dime more with such a nincompoop designer who in my humble but seasoned opinion could do either with a better set of quality control eyes or go back to design school bearing in mind that while I have yet to sit down at a sewing machine, my step-father, Alan Zulman who I have known from being a kid founded and retired rather young from not exactly insignificant South African Clothing Industries that I not only visited frequently with my not exactly fashion illiterate Royal Mater, not even close, but I once was part of the audit team where I had the important task of counting buttons.

 

And of course this is not the only item we have purchased from you folks that has fallen apart which is not to suggest that you only get “reject goods”!

 

It is my humble and seasoned opinion at this time that even without Marie getting to see the sketch who I am quite certain would then come up with “choice words” the designer of the jacket would at a minimum agree something is very much amiss.

 

While you are apparently a legal immigrant, non-practicing lawyer thinking increasingly how you are going to make out as your good looks become rather old I make it my business to stay young at heart and in rather good shape by not simply never turning a blind eye to any wrongful act, no matter how small, but teaching at a “record pace” that which I contribute, “knowing” versus “believing” that not only does G-d exist well beyond the mind but He-She is both extraordinarily SMART and VENGEFUL.

 

G-D-NAture got rid of our tails for good reason.

 

What goes around comes around but with a vengeance.

 

Again, please do not call me or Marie but email me as much as you care and feel free to share with me any of your other vendors and/or customers’ email addresses.

 

Take care,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: jalila lissilaa
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 2:15 PM
To: gevisser@sbcglobal.net
Subject: balenciaga's jacket

 

Gary,

 

Attached is a fax we've received from Balenciaga regarding the pocket's

jacket.

I hope you'll come back to your main job, which is changing the world.

Thank you.

 

Massimiliano

 

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