From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Clark Thomas
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: photos
At one time when I lived in the building more than a decade ago the property may have been inspected once for termites, doubtful any were deposited as I had retired U.S. Marine and Navy Officer Amos P. Wright at my side, his “Your ‘Yes Men’ will kill u” [sic] telling it the way it is much like his, “In arbitration do u give in or fight?” such statements along with this “check mate” notice sending quite the message to lawyers-liars around the globe, the price of gold reflective of a number of old farts not in the least bit interested in changing the status quo, one’s biological age not a factor in this “Dog eat God Aspartame” [sic] world, agree?
What else do I need to be concerned with other than the physical inspection?
Again, as expressed time and again, the building is being sold “as is”, for me to begin laying out stuff like the side effects of tenants and their guests to mention little of pets that may have on more than one occasion farted when not seated properly on the toilets, the airborne particles of feces possibly accumulating in hot spots in one or more of the bedroom ceilings that with the next ice age could come crashing to earth causing one incredible earth movement not to suggest either that one or more tenants have seen fit to go into the prostitution business, my knowing a thing or “tTOo” [sic] about being “set up”, so please do not upset me with more of the same, make certain the LOI-Lots Of Intuition accompanies your client-s very best offer-s since if it is not to my liking I will shop it, again I know perfectly well that at this very moment in time I am leaving plenty of money on the table.
May I further suggest you find another client or at least one that can afford a “sight seeing God” [sic].
Time is of the essence.
Gary
Ps – Not to forget that copied on my emails is a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population, not all of them subscribing at this time to Number is the essence of all things, good or evil, increasingly aware I didn’t arrive off a boat just yesterday.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Clark Thomas [mailto:
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 6:28 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: photos
No apology needed. I will communicate via E-mail from now on.
I will hopefully be forwarding an LOI to you tomorrow. Has the property been inspected for termites? If you had this in hand and an inspection report, the closing and due diligence period would move along more quickly. I do have a termite inspector that charges between $100 and $150 per inspection. Normally, a buyer would have at least seven days to do all physical inspections. Is this sufficient to you? Does any work need to be done to the interior of the units?
When my buyer drove by, he counted 8 units. The property profile said (4) 2br and (2) 1 brs. Is it 6 or 8?
Thanks for the confirmations.
Regards,
Clark
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 4:16 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: photos
I apologize for being abrupt when u called in the middle of our Clean Water Fund conference call, again email is the best way to communicate, this way nothing gets lost in the disconnects - I don’t have photos handy - my suggestion is that u make haste while the sun shines and take your prospective clients over to the property and have one and/or all of them make me an offer I simply cannot refuse and then lets work out the details, my unwilling at this time to give anyone an exclusive.
Gary
Ps – Please don’t start a new email when communicating with me – Mistakes can happen when “cutting and pasting.”
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 1:56 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: photos
Hello Gary,
Just a note to see if you have photos of your property. I have sparked some interest in 3 of my clients. If not I will take them myself.
Have you signed a listing agreement with another broker yet?
First and foremost, we would like to sell the property for you. With the service you receive from our office, we would hope that you would look to us in the future for further assistance in moving other properties for you.
Best Regards,
Clark Thomas
818-568-8380
Coldwell Banker