From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To:
Cc: Diana Henriques-New York Times; Matthew Margo- 60 Minutes;
Subject: Next Symposium (:) Happy...Nappy...Bottoms Up Schooling gaining ground, from the
bottom up!(:)
Professor, Happy New Year, Happy Happy Happy, r u wearing a nappy, what tu do about the runs?
Or r u now quite the runner?
Or just now able tu take a poo, your heart still beating, let me
know tho if u need a catheter
or too?
U r in receipt I assume of my 3 recent emails
and if not c below:
1.
2.
3.
Tomorrow the one co-executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard
should be in Aspen, Colorado the too of us looking
forward tu getting Mr. Poli-Pollak also referenced in an earlier posting of mine on this
lounge, tu participate in another conference call,
and of course u r once again also invited.
It is possible that Devin's father, Mr. Kenneth
Standard Esq., the president of the New York Bar Association, vacationing
in the
Yesterday while having lunch with Mr.
We also discussed my chess playing abilities that deal with my having an acute
ability tu stay focused while giving my opponents nothing short of an acute
appendicitis, agree?
Now Professor after giving me 500 sit-ups
followed by 250 pushups remembering tu always breath in thru the nose tu the
count of 5 and then out, again, thru the nose tu the count of 5, never, never,
never, forgetting tu stretch your toes
when doing the Pilates bicycle maneuver, please be so gracious as tu begin
explaining in your own words exactly what u meant in post 707
when u wrote, verbatim,
That's
a pretty wild hypothetical, but I would tell Melvyn Weiss that the appropriate
was to be paid would be to demonstrate the value of the work performed. If the
firm put significant resources into investigation and legal work, that should
result in useful work product, and the firm has a right to expect compensation
if the plaintiff prevails.
If there was no useful product, just time and money spent racing to get lead
counsel status, then I would reply there's no point to seeking mitigation or
reimbursement. It's a cost of doing business that you sometimes lose a race.
Aaron Brown
eRaider co-founder
And please bear in mind my follow up tu your garbled nonsense in post 710-713, i.e.
“…So,
Professor, in the event u confirm, again, providing me with corroborative
information that as a result of litigation pursued by Melvyn Weiss and/or his
law firm, that he and/or MWBHL and/or any single fricken plaintiff received
more than one American penny I could on the way over to the court house steps
direct the pilot of my jet tu “Dive bomb” The Howard Stern Radio Show with no
more than say 77,000 business cards, instructions coming possibly from both my
father a WWII fighter-bomber-pilot as well our friend Tim’s
father, one of the Dam Busters piloting Lancaster bombers who after the first
wave of bombers failed in putting an end tu the Nazi bastard’s
heavy water nuclear weapons program, got the job done; nothing quite like a
hop-jump-and-a-scotch to keep one’s shit together.
My Bottoms Up Schooling [BUS] gaining ground everywhere, going tu miss Sabbath
dinner with G-Dam, beautiful genius of a wife, keeping me grounded every step
of the way, a wonderful time to be alive, agree?
Take care…
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Mr. Krinsk Esq. gave me one hell-of-a Texas grapefruit “inscriping” [sic] the
word HAPPY on
the peel just as I arrived at Rainwaters that my wife thought depicted sumthing
one might find in a shadow or too, agree?
PPs - I just love the number 742, agree?
