From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, January 01, 2004 2:41 PM
To: Aaron"BrownNose" Brown
Cc: Diana Henriques-New York Times; Matthew Margo- 60 Minutes; Po-Li Pollak
Subject: Next Symposium (:) Happy...Nappy...Bottoms Up Schooling gaining ground, from the bottom up!(:)

 

 

Professor, Happy New Year, Happy Happy Happy, r u wearing a nappy, what tu do about the runs?

Or r u now quite the runner?

Or just now able tu take a poo, your heart still beating, let me know tho if u need a catheter or too?

U r in receipt I assume of my 3 recent emails and if not c below:

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Tomorrow the one co-executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard should be in Aspen, Colorado the t
oo of us looking forward tu getting Mr. Poli-Pollak also referenced in an earlier posting of mine on this lounge, tu participate in another conference call, and of course u r once again also invited.

It is possible that Devin's father, Mr. Kenneth Standard Esq., the president of the New York Bar Association, vacationing in the
Caribbean might join us at sum point, agree?

Yesterday while having lunch with Mr.
Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq., again a SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigator] well-known tu your one benefactor "Mr. Melvin Weissman" [sic], we discussed a number of things including as I have referenced in at least one of the above communiqués Mr. Krinsk Esq. being quite confident that I would do "extraordinarily well" were I tu be called upon by the likes of Mr. Krinsk Esq. tu give "expert witness testimony" be4 a jury of “our” peers, agree?

We also discussed my chess playing abilities that deal with my having an acute ability tu stay focused while giving my opponents nothing short of an acute appendicitis, agree?

Now Professor after giving me 500 sit-ups followed by 250 pushups remembering tu always breath in thru the nose tu the count of 5 and then out, again, thru the nose tu the count of 5, never, never, never, forgetting tu stretch your toes when doing the Pilates bicycle maneuver, please be so gracious as tu begin explaining in your own words exactly what u meant in post 707 when u wrote, verbatim,

 

That's a pretty wild hypothetical, but I would tell Melvyn Weiss that the appropriate was to be paid would be to demonstrate the value of the work performed. If the firm put significant resources into investigation and legal work, that should result in useful work product, and the firm has a right to expect compensation if the plaintiff prevails.

If there was no useful product, just time and money spent racing to get lead counsel status, then I would reply there's no point to seeking mitigation or reimbursement. It's a cost of doing business that you sometimes lose a race.

Aaron Brown
eRaider co-founder

 

And please bear in mind my follow up tu your garbled nonsense in post 710-713, i.e.

 

“…So, Professor, in the event u confirm, again, providing me with corroborative information that as a result of litigation pursued by Melvyn Weiss and/or his law firm, that he and/or MWBHL and/or any single fricken plaintiff received more than one American penny I could on the way over to the court house steps direct the pilot of my jet tu “Dive bomb” The Howard Stern Radio Show with no more than say 77,000 business cards, instructions coming possibly from both my father a WWII fighter-bomber-pilot as well our friend Tim’s father, one of the Dam Busters piloting Lancaster bombers who after the first wave of bombers failed in putting an end tu the Nazi bastard’s heavy water nuclear weapons program, got the job done; nothing quite like a hop-jump-and-a-scotch to keep one’s shit together.

My Bottoms Up Schooling [BUS] gaining ground everywhere, going tu miss Sabbath dinner with G-Dam, beautiful genius of a wife, keeping me grounded every step of the way, a wonderful time to be alive, agree?

Take care…

 

 

Good Day,

Gary S. Gevisser

Ps – Mr. Krinsk Esq. gave me one hell-of-a Texas grapefruit “insc
riping” [sic] the word HAPPY on the peel just as I arrived at Rainwaters that my wife thought depicted sumthing one might find in a shadow or too, agree?

 
PPs - I just love the number 7
42, agree?