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Subject: RE: Next Symposium {:}...Coke...Mr. and Mrs. Heinz
Kerry...has-id...{:}
LOL… that means Laugh Out Loud in computer geek…
Quite possibly one of your best emails ever. I think you are making
your allusions easier to grasp for the layman (ie. Me), because I understood what you are doing with these emails.
I think that you are finally figured out how to get the audience to listen (so
to speak). I read it all the way through which to be honest I haven’t done in a
long time. So if Kerry is in bed with big business, and Bush/Chaney are in bed
with big business well than who do I vote for in
November (or when ever they postpone it to). Will it make a difference? I
loathe Bush and don’t know much about Kerry other than his wife is a Heinz
heiress.
Would I waste my time voting?
For the first time in my life I am truly fearful of my government
and my safety as a “free” American. My opinion makes no difference on deaf and
dumb administration, and I never wanted it heard more.
I spend the at least 5 hours a day in my car, most of which is
spent listening to Howard Stern. My opinion is obviously biased, but I don’t
understand the hypocrisy of the government, in particular a non-elected
organization called the FCC (a.k.a Spastic Colon
[sic] Powel and the Bush administration.). The first amendment has been ignored
and my right to listen to a particular radio personality or NOT to listen to a
particular radio personality is being hijacked by someone that thinks that they
should make that decision for me.
I would love to complain more but I’m sure you are already aware of
what I am writing about…
…I do like Chinese food an awful lot :)
From: Gary S. Gevisser
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Subject: Next Symposium {:}...Coke...Mr. and Mrs. Heinz Kerry...has-id...{:}
Adam
– think about what is going to occur once we finish posting on each and every
single message board of every single public company the importance of the death
of eraider.com, my credibility coming from a number of sources, Marie telling
me earlier while we hung in the Garden of Eden, “I am huff, you are puff”,
agree?
Never
to forget having a decent command of mathematics along with “real world”
case studies makes my relatively few foes shake in their boots,
all of them fully up to speed that “our” circle of influence is
spreading at nothing less than light speed, my relying more and more on Marie
these days than Pypeetoe who while spending most of the day with me prefers to
be closer to Marie when nightfall occurs, so sweet is our Super Italian Greyhound [SIG]
who remains, “all
feet, no bark to his teeth and afraid of the dark.”
I
am simply reaching out to those “tired of blood and overpriced bubble gum, mom”
realizing that it is much easier to go around in circles chasing our tails in
this “Dog eat God” [sic] world, avoid confrontation particularly
as it applies to family members who r the first to abuse their privileges, the
vast majority, especially those having “grabbed”
more than their fare share increasingly seeing themselves as godly, agree?
My
response email to Joanne Levy rather important it seems to a whole
number of “divorced” folk, bearing in mind while more than 50% of
married people end up divorced I would be willing to bet my bottom dollar approximately
99.98 percent recurring wished they had thought more carefully about their
partner be4 plunging into the “back and forth”, my point in earlier
today communicating my tardiness,
“the poor and very often illiterate who simply
instead of turning the non-vacuum of space between their offsprings’
ears into a perfect vacuum achieve the same results by smacking the hell out of
the kids, just in ‘quicker’ time”
while
amusing to some seems to have struck quite the raw nerve with a rather large
number of folk around the world watching not only my every move but more
importantly who is going to be the last to “stand tall”, Devin having
once told me an interesting story about a fictitious person much like our pal Po-li who rather than appear to be the communist
coward that he is would talk someone else in to being the first to cut away
from “right fight” just so that he could later whisper in his
communist boss’ ears,
“That pisser was the first to quit!”
Once
the educated folk of the western world come to realize that their possibly less
educated but surely far more rugged brothers and sisters in the 3rd
world to mention little of what the rising tides mean to the rather able
seagoing Chinese, never to forget 1421
The Year China Discovered America, such folk not only more in tune with the
inner workings of the universe but now have the power, thanks to the Digital
Age, to throw a monkey wrench in our “house of cards” maybe then
will us Lilly White Wheaty folk wake up,
agree?
Butt
by then it may be simply tT∞
late, agree?
Now
check out,,, an E-mail I received going on a couple of hours
ago.
Just
this moment,
It is okay to trim the bird of paradise, let me know
if there are any other repairs and/or maintenance that needs
to be done around there.
I do not know how to contact you and would like a
call from you when you have time at 858...---...
Thank you,
Adam,
I find it rather interesting that so few have actually asked me very
specifically how we can accomplish the impossible of solving the water problems
of the world and at the same time solve all the problems of the world?
Just
think Coca Cola.
Then
think about those cases of Coca Cola Charles Englehard
used to carry around with him when visiting the headquarters of the Moshal
Gevisser Group of Companies in
Then
right this very minute do a 1 minute review of Coca Cola’s current financial
statements, dedicating at least 50% of the time to a cursory review of their
Statement of Changes of what used to be called the Financial Position going
back going on some 27 years when I was a “failed”
university tutor.
No need
to stand, actually it will be safer if u were seated.
Then
do a 30 second review of Coca Cola’s last 2 annual reports again spending
approximately half the time on the Statement of Changes and lets
just assume the numbers have not been “cooked”.
Then
email me back the relative importance of their foreign sales to domestic sales,,, I am waiting.
By
the way did I lend u our
Then
while waiting for my response imagine what “competitive advantages”
the Fortune 10,000 companies have over “domestic suppliers”
who only maintain one set of books containing no off balance sheet items.
Then
imagine to what extent will those public companies with offshore subsidiaries
be at a “competitive disadvantage” once the sun finishes rising
tomorrow morning in all 4 corners of planet earth and everyone has set www.Nextraterrestrial.com
as the “homepage” when launching their Internet browser.
Now
think for less than 3 seconds what the folks I met on this recent trip to Peru
who possibly won’t remember me but surely remember Marie as well as Pypeetoe
will “sumhow feel” [sic] even if they cannot yet
fully compute that the “balance of power” has just this very
moment shifted and then extrapolate that earth movement based on the number of
people who asked me for a business card when combined with them forwarding this
missive to their entire database.
Also
remember there is every reason to believe that at least Richard Levy will be on
a “go slow”
tomorrow assuming he hasn’t already departed for Mars.
I
have a neighbor now singing, “Purple rain.”
What
impact do u think all this will eventually have on our Presidential elections
scheduled to be held this coming November 8th bearing in mind not
every American is as worldly as Mr. and Mrs. Heinz Kerry who I would “has-id a” [sic] guess have their yacht
all “bushed and polished” [sic]?
Row
row row your slow boat to China?
gg
