From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 6:26 PM
To:
Jim Gibson
Cc: rest
Subject:
Part 2 of an 8 part series of emails setting the “ground rules” for a meeting with Jim Gibson, Republican candidate still considering running for the California State Assembly

 

Part 1

 

Mr. Gibson u would need to understand that perhaps the greatest gift my incredible parents gave me and my siblings was informing us from the youngest age that no matter how successful they might become, both parents before they were 20 having already achieved what most people aspire to in a lifetime, none of us would inherit a dime, and though mostly true to their word I decided in earnest back on August 14th of this year, two days after MdG+kids+I returned from a trip to Europe where I was “extraordinarily” generous to have my mother rethink matters.

 

Still to this day not being able to go to sleep at night thinking about the $11 soda bought at a sidewalk café in Paris to mention little of how cheap this one beggar must have thought I was when just a little earlier I dropped $10 [United States ten dollar note] nearby without wanting to make a big deal in front of the kids, having run out of foreign currency in the first week.

 

I thought it important to let every French person I ran into know not only was I proud to be an American but I understood perfectly well that World World III was all about the Euro versus the American dollar and until such time as we all “clean up our acts” I was going to do everything in my power to support the American dollar, never forgetting that be4 one commits to supporting any particular cause one first has to be able to support the family which is why I am divesting of my assets in the United States, married an incredibly talented resident of California who owns a credit card that I insist she never leaves home without in addition to her Canadian passport while planning a trip back to South Africa to assist a buddy of mine, Tony Leon, who is the head of the opposition government in South Africa, “kick butt.”

 

At one point my plan was to bring my dog, Pypeetoe, on this European trip and have him pee along the potted plants outside of Vivendi’s headquarters although I don’t know for certain that the building located just down from the Arc de Triumph was in fact nothing more than a house of cards.

 

Thank G-D is all I can say for “Lord” Derrick picking up a whole lot of bills although this very in touch “cousin” knows full well that what “goes around comes around.”  

 

MdG just returned to her house on Barbados Way in Del Mar after earlier today doing a “walk through” of a townhouse she is thinking about renting just a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch” [sic] from the beach a little further away from the “Grimaldi” [sic] house further up the road from where her at least twice divorced former husband, Dr. JBS, lives in a poorer section of this quite ostentatious beach community, my dining table with quite a history not quite fitting in with the décor, me not being quite smart enough at an early age to have placed microphones under the top of this 9ft+ mahogany table that has been “under my care” 4 sum time.

 

In all likelihood King Golden Esq. is better at math than his neighbor Dr. JBS despite Dr. JBS first studying engineering before finding his niche as a pathologist, both Mr. Golden and Dr. JBS just very possibly inching their way into the “nova rich” [sic] although it is a little difficult to say since it has been a while since I had access to either of their personal financial records, but that could change and of course during the “discovery process” who knows what “diamonds in the rough” I might find, nothing quite like having an ability such as mine to “ruffle feathers.”

 

Despite King “Alter Boy” Golden’s “poor conditioning” one might have expected that by the time he was in his mid twenties alongside the likes of Senator Muskie who was in the “seats of power” King would have been more focused on addressing those mostly responsible for his “poor conditioning” than worrying about “saving the world” from Richard Nixon, agree?

 

You may have heard of King Golden, a die-hard Democrat whose “scored high” enough not to be drafted to serve in Vietnam altho depending on the company he is keeping could have you thinking he is a “leizer-fair” [sic] Libertarian, the “fair” hyperlink a page out of my father’s logbook detailing amongst a number of things his “1 FAIR MISS” while taking a week off in the south of France after bombing the “wrong target” on his 25th operation with the 11th Squadron during WWII.

 

I am also including a gentleman by the name of Bill Squadron on this email, a gentleman whose claim to fame besides for teaching me the “ins & outs” of never being foolish enough to include “best efforts” in a contract and finding himself in the fortunate, unfortunate position as head of SporTVision depending on how one looks at things, a software program called Second Look an integral aspect of a development contract that I contend had Mr. Squadron’s folks “dropping the ball.”

 

Fortunately or unfortunately, my partners at En-Linea.com who owned the rights to FIFA.COM that on the last World Cup Day received sum zillion hits, chose not to litigate, the result though as far as I am aware is that our joint venture project known as SMARTBALL never found its way onto the soccer field, the positive is that I continue to love Bill Squadron and I both love and like the boys and gal from En-linea.com.

 

I am looking forward to assisting my “step-son’s” soccer team, that word “stepson” I can tell u had Dr. JBS not simply frothing at the mouth last September 8th before committing a very foul act 3 days later, but had I got the specimen of spit he blasted on to the driver’s side window of my Mini Cooper S I could then have had my one remaining client who specializes in the area DNA laddering doing a full composite not that we now need any further evidence that Dr. JBS is a madman, very possibly worse.

 

I plan to bring “to the table” in addition to my knowledge of how the game of soccer is “lost & won” everything of importance, just like in a painting, most if not everything taking place in “negative space.”

 

Furthermore I will bring some of my mother’s Charm School teaching to the sidelines as in,

 

Less said the better, less makeup, head up, shoulders back, stomach in, buttocks tightened, now go and give it all you got

 

nothing like a sense of etiquette and calmness from the sidelines, altho I must tell it has been difficult at X containing myself as I have watched coaches and parents alike who don’t have a clue about this game screaming not only contradictory, moronic instructions to the players who mostly hear, “blah, blah” at X deciding to simply climb the nets in the back of the goals hoping this circus will come to an end and they can go back to playing with their friends and the adults finding more to do with their lives than screw up another generation of incredible youngsters.

 

It is very possible that u r of an age that may have you recalling Mr. Golden once running 4 congress when in his late 20s against a 30 year Democratic Party incumbent, losing by just a few hundred votes and what folks like Amos Wright and I wouldn’t find at all surprising is that u and King Golden could be “kissing cousins”?

 

At one time there was some serious talk about King Golden and Roger Hedgecock doing a “head to head” radio as well as TV show. Can u imagine what the critiques would have done with this one, assuming there really was an independent organization out there willing to call it for what it is, nothing but a set-up

?

 

How good is your math, i.e. who assists your kids with this all-important subject and do u make it a habit of asking your kids, “Have u done your homework?”

 

And if so what do u do about it if they were to ever say “No” and it turns out u wouldn’t have a clue about where to begin as in the “angle of the dangle”?

 

Nothing quite blows men away when it turns out that a woman with an incredible command of mathematics also happens to be the most beautiful woman in the land, at least that is my opinion of my wife+the most amazing mother of 2+++.

 

Be4 we get to the “ground rules” u should know that besides for once having played a decent game of cricket in my youth, the boundary of a cricket field sumwhat rounded altho more than a handful of English would call it "oval" shaped, I like the game of chess altho it has been a while since I played anyone over the age of 10 protecting my pawns the surest way to avoid "black outs" which mostly occur when an opponent who has had their sequencing interfered with from an early age is either very easily distracted, their brain waves in “overdrive” exacerbated by those who coach them to think several moves ahead, worse yet when told the way to learn the game of chess which like the game of life is all about getting your opponent to play to your advantage is to have the kid play against a computer, no wonder teenager girls prefer to have sex?

 

Moreover, my focus these days is to prod people’s conscience which isn’t really an easy task given the reality of what is going on, where as long as you have money, not matter how you may have it earned gives you all the “rights & privileges” to simply “lie through your teeth best illustrated when a president of the United States, the leader of the “free world” lies under oath, “under penalty of perjury.”

 

What do you think has the Pope looking so old and don’t tell me it is because he has Parkinsons disease? The first thought that occurred to me was that he’s carrying the problems of the world on his shoulders, carrying all the history of mankind being so unkind to his brother and sister, or maybe it is just the history of the Roman Catholic Church he is carrying single-handedly on his shoulders and why he looks way older than 83?

 

 

To be continued…