From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 2004 12:57 PM
To: Maria K – Service Department for BMW Irvine, California, USA 1-949-387-8316.
Cc: Devin Standard; King Delmar Golden Esq.Po-Li  christian.mcdonald@tmag.com; Emily Lambert;  mweinstein@mjwinvestments.com
Subject: Poor poor Gary's BMW Mini Cooper S

 

 

Dear Ms. Maria K,

 

Thank u 4 letting me know that u have my vehicle but your introduction, “we had no way to contact you” almost fell on deaf ears.

 

To then hear, “The towing company had no information... just a battery problem” kicked my “problem solving” mind into high gear.

 

Yesterday at approximately 6:15PM PST I received this communication below from a caring, good friend who lives up in LA, Tony Unruh is a “china” of mine and possibly the most talented architect on the planet and might I add, honest, i.e. when he says words to the effect, “U have my word” u can go to the bank and then do exactly what?

 

Have you considered looking into Complaints on the internet about Minis. I had a friend get a brand new bmw 745 because she discovered a wrongful death suit because the car cut out on a freeway and she had  the same problem.

 

Who knew what and when did they know it ?is something I picked up a lifetime ago from King Golden Jr. Esq. who along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s literate population is copied on this ever so brief missive.

 

Just click here to get a complete history of why it is that those interested in hearing the truth my picking and choosing my friends ever so carefully finding solutions much like how we evolved the problems of the world really and truly not that awesome, increasingly more and more folks turning in to my 100 odd websites, www.nextraterrestrial.com perhaps the most well known, well on track to be the number resource on the planet, for those in tune with the heartbeat of the universe.

 

And when u r done with investigating why I go about so painstakingly creating a template for those with less time on their hands than me to think about such matters as solving the problems of the world, every so often I get asked to give a “FOOTSAK” to someone such as Po-li Pollak who while earning millions of dollars on Wall Street has not surprisingly allowed his formal education to interfere with his learning.

 

tTOo repeat, the myth of education, learning to talk and somehow using that as a substitute for wisdom stems from coming out of university a different idiot than what one went in, but an idiot nevertheless.

 

R u also not only tired of blood and over priced bubble gum, mom, but also sick to death of those who in perfecting the art of larceny, have mastered the “victim role”, our business schools particularly, in addition to teaching material that any 6th grader is able to understand such as when u begin to lose money on what you produce then you should seriously consider shutting down production, i.e. when MR=MC [Marginal Revenues = Marginal Cost] such educated idiots who simply cannot make it in the real world spend at least an equal amount of time teaching our young folk how to get away with lying, stealing and cheating, using all sorts of "Haifa-looted" [sic] English expressions to build into their cost of goods the cost of getting caught, the problems of the world having nothing to race with race, color,

 

Or

 

Even economic opportunism, simply poor parental religious teaching, agree?

 

Time wouldn’t you agree that each and every one of us became a little more responsible as in One Minute Manager, although I think u would agree Manager Minute One rhymes better?

 

Soon this manual par-excel-lance will be available on bookshelves everywhere, with our “D-G’s” [sic] help, agree?

 

Would u know if anyone within BMW would be interested in this commercial spot which ties in with our one website, eMANandDOG.com=moc.GODdnaNAME, Christian McDonald from Taylor Made-addidas apparently not that interested?

 

Now don’t forget to go ever so often, no strike that, as often as u can get away with it, and visit the homepage of NextraterresTrial.com, scrolling down to “...less said the better.”

 

I look forward to hearing from you.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake