From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Arthur A. – moderator on the Intersextions
lounge of eRaider.com
Cc: rest including San Diego Police Department + FBI
Subject: Next Symposium (:)?
Arthur A. - It is not my
custom tu work on the Sabbath but these r unusual times my commitment tu my
wife, Marie Dion, not tu work at all on weekends may not in fact be a further
"violation"
given my take that taking on the likes of you folks is pure fun, well aware of
the expression, Mefi toi
de leau qui dort, my
having got back a little earlier from the beach here on 27th Street in Del Mar
where there were no warning signs along the lines:
BEWARE OF STILL WATERS
More than a handful of folks copied on my email last
evening to Dr. Sperm Donor JBS’s attorney, Mr. Money
Talks Hurst Esq. quite taken by how our 14-year-old took charge stopping
her biological father “dead in his tracks”,
the Sperm Donor having tu now rethink very very very carefully his next move, when last have u heard such G-dly
inspired words,
“What
the hell do you want me to do, miniaturize the phone and then stuff it in her
[my incredible mother’s] ear, blah
blah” [sic]?
Given your bio on the eRaider.com
website, "ply his trade in ... risk management...working mostly in the
insurance industry" I would assume u would be both pretty good at math, an
outstanding chess player knowing full well that the game of chess is like the
game of life, getting your opponent tu play tu your advantage, most familiar
with the insurance term "usual & customary" having "learned
early that actuarial science was not” 4 U, survival of the fittest not
boding well 4 the timid?
Currently I am plying forth,
assisting folks wanting tu avoid getting caught in rip
currents, "gets" i.e. divorce court, tu avoid,
revisiting age-old expressions like THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH, RIPs as in Rest In Peace not
altogether different tu RIFs [Reductions
In Force] a term used by folks not necessarily as highly skilled
and experienced in the insurance world such as yourself, looking at "SCALs"
[sic] seeing that along with bone fragments the teeth sumhow
remain until the bitter end, assuming u don't allow out of control characters
from “kicking
u in the teeth” nothing worse, however, than "spoon
feeding" kids making them nothing short of co-dependants, silver spoons to
boot, agree?
My expression, The Meek
WITH TEETH Shall Inherit The Earth which has a number of folks a little
"up-set" perhaps even TV and Radio Talk Show Host, Dennis
Prager, regarded by many, particularly Jewish people as quite the
philosopher, feeling sumwhat “set-up”
not quite able tu respond to what was nothing more than the mildest of
softballs I threw his way when his wife, Fran Prager, asked me tu dig deep into
my pocket and make a contribution tu one of her husband’s causes, Dennis,
an ordained rabbi, it seems prior tu my intervention destined tu be appointed
nothing short of King Dennis, agree?
I would very much like tu
hear your take on the pending insurance crisis since u have apparently "survived
and sometimes prospered as a management consultant at three of the Big Five
firms" your "varied experiences" having left u "with
an abiding interest in the world of professional services and moderate skills
related to the financial services industry, where he continues" my
very eager tu gather empirical evidence of whether your "formative
years at a major Midwestern university where he somehow managed to leave with
his bachelor’s and master’s degrees in economics" have not
interfered with your learning, agree?
Suffice tu say I don’t
believe there is a fricken literate human being on this planet that would sumhow feel that by you revealing your full name as well as
the "Big Five... current employer" your objectivity would sumhow be diminished nor 4
that matter would anyone half way competent construe such revelations as
enhancing the reputation of such a "Big Five" which I assume is an
"accounting-audirting" [sic] firm, agree?
Moreover, within the next 72
hours I will be communicating with u et al once again first by sending u a
personalized email by way of info@eraider.com unless u were tu provide me with
an alternate email address.
1. Cliff
“Give me a hand” Benn.
2. David “1969” Woolf.
3. Mr. George Money Talks
Hurst Esq – Subject: a) “Cut &
Paste” mistakes, b) How tu improve your English, move
over rover ; c) Jean
Dion RCMP
the next French Canadian Pope?
4. Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq.
– Subject: (I) Tu bury or tu crown Caesar, tis
the question? (II) Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit
[SCAL]:
Marie Dion dnA Gary S.
Gevisser et masses
Vs
Sterling Holding Company,
Citicorp Ventures Corporation, aka, Citicorp. .
5. Mr. Matthew
Margo Esq.,
60 Minutes attorney – Subject: “Arse-son”
[sic].
6. Mr. KC, Howard Stern Radio Show – Subject: Kiss the asses of Jean Dion + Pierre + JRK+Devin
Standard+Kenneth Standard Esq. who can be counted on tu call in the cavalry if need be.7. Mr. Poli-Pollak, Democratic Party New Poster Boy – Subject:
“Devin [Standard], I have never once asked u tu do me a favor; please
I beg of u, I’m willing tu become your maid, clean up after your 3 diks, Queen Victoria, King Arthur as well as Alexander The
Great, just if u were tu ask The Rattlesnake tu give me a break, at least let
me finish my winter skiing here in Aspen, Colorado, where there are all these
fricken South Africans, in one peace”
[sic].
8. David Berman, son-in-law of Michael
Steinhardt – Subject: On 2nd thoughts…
9. Mark Weinstein, mini-real estate mogul – Subject:
Vomit
10. Ms. Vicky “Sticky”
Schiff
– Subject: Time running out 4 the wicked.
Good
Day,
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Right now off 4 a
quick
trot on the beach and then onto our 14-year-olds first “formal”,
our Danielle being given a commitment by The Sperm Donor that he will
“behave himself.”
Cc: rest including San Diego Police Department + FBI
