From: pacbell [gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 6:28 PM
To: Novacuringlight@aol.com
Cc: Leader
Subject: RE: light

Alan, I liked your response. The best way to get to know me is to go to one of the 78 odd websites I am currently in the process of launching.

Nextraterrestrial is the main one although I tend to like EmanANDdog.com which spelled backwards is God DNAname. Few people though tend to “Moc” [sic] me. Before deciding to go into the business to help “save the word” [sic] I was involved in many businesses around the world including Epilady. The success of this man made device that ripped the hair of woman from the roots led these folks to marketing the first “whitening” toothpaste on the market, at least a whitener that was marketed at the mass market level. I later had quite sum experience with the mass retailers on another level particularly Kmart where folks in need tend to slip more than they do at places where their insurance liability policies are not so “loaded.” I just love that picture of my dad hanging on to the tail of the donkey while my mother gets in to her stride.

In the course of the past 3 odd years I have mainly been an “investigator” for attorneys who specialize in shareholder class action lawsuits as in giving folks who play it fast and loose a “kick in the rear.” In other words, if you are in any way dishonest, if you are hoping to scam folks with your invention I am the last person in the world you want to talk. On the other hand if you are for real, if you intentions as well as your invention have merits I may be the next best thing to sliced bread. Now if you are really good I might invite you around to my travel companion’s home for a “cheese and home grown tomatoe sandwedge” [sic].

We haven’t really begun to do all that much as far as the casual observer is concerned yet to date we approaching 100,000 hits to our website which has been keeping count for less than 2 months. Last week we turned the clock back. Soon we will have a clock that has the clock ticking backwards starting at 864 hours. The 64,000 question is not who I am or what I do because everything about me will soon become totally transparent. It is more about how much you might be willing to share with us in order that we can help you be the best fisherman to catch the biggest fish of the day. Each one of us should be entitled to our 15 minutes per day in the sun, wouldn’t you agree?

I have the luxury these days of spending a little more time milling about than the average blow Joe who has no teaching credentials. I don’t really care that much though for fishing, on the other hand I have yet to catch a big fish fishing. I was thinking though that if we had airlines drop fishing lines out of each of the passenger windows not only could each passenger get their own fresh catch of the day, avoid food poisoning both from the staff touching the food of those folks not “listeining up” once they exit the bathrooms butt it would also reduce the chances of folks getting sick while eating at an airport buffet, i.e. trying to beat the odds. Furthermore, the chances of airlines running into each other would be slim to none especially if everyone was looking out their windows, perhaps even hijackers might decide to take up fishing rather then continue in their trade of suicide bombing which is really a dead end sport.

This idea of mine came about as our Jonathan explained how on his recent overnight fishing trip with his dad they caught a sunfish which got hooked as it tried to keep up with the rest of them who were sleeping. I have never seen a sunfish but apparently it has two fins, one on top and one below and is “kinda squared off at the back… looks a little deformed.” I can’t wait to see what pictures Voyager brings back when it gets to the other side of the sun where the winds of change are waiting to square off with those of us who have played it fast and loose.

There is though a fish I saw recently in a National Geographic that is totally transparent and uses its transparency to avoid detection. I plan to attract my prey by getting them to keep dividing just like what happens to a right angle triangle until they eventually all become one, i.e. getting my opponents to play to my advantage which is another way of saying getting them to each feed off one another. The chess game of chess games is already underway. So far we have almost 25 Perfect Storms brewing and the number increases with each click of the mouse, or so it seems. I do though see tremendous light at the end of the rainbow butt it will take us all first taking a few steps back, taking a deep breath of fresh air, smelling the roses and then getting hard back to work. United we stand, divided we fall butt being more transparent we avoid the possibilities of ever having to go to war, thinking twice though about eating more than what we need to sustain ourselves.

Today the male looking half of the “sandwitch” [sic] spent part of the day at the beach and Jonathan who played with his best friend Connor-Condor uninhibited by having to please his father was interested in why the pip from a fruit he was eating wouldn’t grow in the sand. He thought it was because of the salt content; my travel companion, his mother, who is really an engineer in training, a mathematician’s mathematician and artist to boot during the day and one hell of a mother during the wee hours of the night felt that the lack of nutrients might also be a factor which combined with the sand’s inability to absorb water makes other “sauls” [sic] more suitable. His mother’s first language is French and there are times when she like me speaks funny. Jonathan’s father who is very much like Connor-Condor’s father who also doesn’t exactly “horse whip” his kid butt for sum reason both these kids prefer to hang out with my travel companion and I play the part.

Now the truth is there are a lot of folks who like to hang out with my travel companion since she is not only smart butt is constantly smiling and looks pretty good in anything she wears including her birthday suit. The thing that ticks me off the most about Jonathan’s father is how he constantly makes Jonathan feel guilty about the time Jonathan spends with his friends since his father understandably has so few friends of his own. Despite 9 weeks vacation a year, the cushiest of cushy jobs, looking through a telescope each day and muttering to himself, “okay sunspot” he carries this grumpy disposition. Actually he is a pathologist and skin cancer is what keeps him busy when he is not bugging the rest of us. Now you have in a nutshell the entire fabric of my life. You should know that I have also never been sued and each day that goes by I hope I get a letter from the IRS letting me know that I am about to be audited, better yet let them try seizing my bank accounts. I actually have a lot of sympathy for government workers who for the most part are like the average blow joe wanting nothing more than what is a fair deal and to have fun along the way.

Since everyone seemed to provide reasonable answers to the sandy question I decided not to voice my opinion butt I was thinking working from the bottom up that if we could find a way to filter the salt water into fresh water, i.e. turn back the clock to the time when the oceans were salt free, then combined with the wave action brought about by the currents and the tide, not only could we feed a nation we could provide iri-descent light for those fishing on the shore line or those who operate small fishing vessels and in so doing get rid of those dam large commercial fishermen, spearfishermen who drive me the most insane to mention in passing the silt building up in all those dams around the world that are slowly reaching full capacity which must have one hellava lot of rich soil that sum of us could use in our backyards.

With all that said, I am unlikely to cream you as long as you play it straight. I will also be copying a number of folks on this email. Many may not agree with me including Jonathan’s father. So you will by the end of the day tomorrow be in a good position to decide whether or not you want to bother with breaking bread with me. I give one half hour free of my time to people who show the right type of initiative. The next hour will cost you $63,000 unless we work out ahead of time a revenue sharing arrangement.

Gary

Ps – I sent an email yesterday to South Africa’s Minister of Finance. Someone copied on that email later pointed out to me that I hadn’t included my “bio” as I had promised. With that said, I will copy you on my follow up email to Mr. Trevor Manuel as well as Mr. Tony Leon the head of the only opposition party in that country that today is running around with anything butt a leader. Tony Leon’s email address can be seen above. I would prefer you don’t bother him since he has his hands “pretty fool” [sic]. Mr. Leon though is nobody’s fool and trust me when I tell you he is very much in to good looking women. I have sum photos, nothing however, that would embarrass his mother or any future bride. If you feel the need to contact anyone right now, call Jeffrey Krinsk at 619-238-1333. He can’t be all that busy since he and I haven’t spoken now lets see, in all of 3 days. I am assuming he took the weekend off in preparation for our rather hectic travel plans over the course of the next couple of years as we chase down the assets of Mr. Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman and his minions and those that dare to give him a “safe habor” [sic]. There was a guy I went to school with by the name of Anton Harbor. He tTOo though may be all washed up.

Just so that you know how important I consider your email to me to be, I have now sum 2,000 emails that go back to the beginning of the year that I have yet to respond to. That number grows by the second-s it seems. Certain folks do have priority over others, until of course they begin to waste my time and then I simply let them know in no uncertain terms that they have essentially created another Perfect Storm. It is now all in your hands. Handle with care butt don’t be a square.

-----Original Message-----
From: Novacuringlight@aol.com [mailto:Novacuringlight@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 11:53 AM
To: gevisser@pacbell.net
Subject: Re: light

No, this is a new product we have developed for home use via an infomercial company who has just recently approached us.  I am reticent to divulge more without knowing more of you.  This product will change the in-home whitening industry which last year stood at over 2 billion in sales.  There are no light activated whitening systems other than in a dental office with the exception of Biolase who's red LED toothbrush which fell flat on the bathroom floor.
I am interested in other markets or avenues for the sale of this product or variations on a theme. Back to line two, second sentence.
ALAN CREAMER