Message 667 

SUBJECT:  Re: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick  

SENDER:  dogtTOo

POSTED:  9/12/03  9:33 PM ET

A REPLY TO:   666  by dogtTOo

 

Attention: Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown

 

 

Professor, this email will soon appear on The Buck Stops Here message board, possibly as post 667 following my post 666 unless u beat me to the punch.

 

The hyperlink below contains in addition to my post 666 with changes highlighted in green, Part 3 of the 8 part "ground rules" for Mr. Jim Gibson, a Republican who as far as I know remains in the running for the California State Assembly.

 

http://nextraterrestrial.com/pdf/part%203%20of%20ground%20rules.htm

 

I have just returned from quite an extensive exercise routine with the dogs and my friend Gene who moments ago handed me the most delicious corn picked from his insecticide free vegetable garden as he headed out the door to play ping pong with another friend of his, probably 20 years younger than me, allowing me to take a breather as I knock one or too your way.

 

I must tell u I battled to keep up with Gene who set the pace by first doing 100 pull-ups nearby the area u see in the “ground rules” hyperlink which as u know doesn’t show up on your website. He is in his 89th year and is going incredibly strong, not an ounce of fat on his body which he made a point of letting me know provides him with a competitive advantage as I blew out 10 short of the 100 mark. Gene also thinks I have a good shot at making it to age 75 although he has not yet met Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. who as u know thinks otherwise.

 

While I think of it don’t u agree that the English language is in need of an update; for example take a look at the word “rescue.” Surely it would make more sense to spell it the way it sounds like, “resque” or what about the word “would” why not “wud” when there is a “u” involved?

 

I know u just love this distraction sh1t since it gives u a moment of peace, a moment nevertheless.

 

Please don’t feel any pressure to respond haphazardly and only do so after taking a very very deep breath and I impress upon u not tu light up a joint at least not until u have offloaded whatever remains of your chest, not to be confused with your pitiful treasure chest, on the shoulders of Melvyn Weiss and to be perfectly clear on this point nor do I think there was much going on between your wife and Mr. “Grit Teeth” Wilmott, your Oxford University mathematician, or was it Mr. Bumberger? who was doing all the sex talk, back & forth, nothing quite like the feeling u are being watched every step of the way?

 

I am also certain for every molecule of “joy” [post 663] currently within my body so am I certain right now that u et al are sweating bullets.

 

Now with that said I will “cut & paste” two sections out of the thousands of words I have written in the past few days which u received via your email account and please again respond only after at least an hour has passed since u last came out of the toilet just in case u at some point try using the excuse for your garbled nonsense that I didn’t give u a “heads up” that your farts, i.e. airborne particle of feces, were still floating within earth’s atmosphere at the time u hit the “submit” button.

 

1) In respect to Gray Davis, Governor of California, the 6th largest economy in the world, meeting with the top executives U.S. Filter, Vivendi’s water related operations in the United States of America, on or around December 28th, 2001, what do u make of this,

 

 

Vivendi, while offloading Universal, doubtful they are ready to give up on the Culligan Man, the brand they so sought when acquiring U.S. Filter in exchange mostly, I believe, 4 stock, the Bass Brothers of Texas doing rather well considering what they paid for those 42,000 odd acres, albeit in Vivendi stock, which most experts would agree began its precipitous decline on December 28th 2001 where it closed at $53.26 spiking up ever so briefly on January 3rd, 2002, reaching as high as $57.90 before plummeting.

 

 

January 3rd, 2002 is the day Marie [my wife] had her will witnessed by her neighbor Jim McFarland Esq. who later objected not only to his kid’s picture appearing as a hyperlink in my nextraterrestrial.com pdf file directory, Jim a “pal” of Dr. JBS [Marie’s former husband], but later apparently told his kid who I get on with rather well although we don’t discuss anything pertaining to his conditioning, to return to his home the instant I walked into Marie’s house, perhaps thinking that after “murdering” Marie, running off with her crown jewels I would in a rage then slash everyone I came into contact with, kinda like what kids see on the X Box although I think Jim’s son has the Sony Playstation.

 

 

2) In respect to the email I sent Norman Lazarus on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 8:21 PM PST what r your thouts?

 

Do you ever recall an occasion in all the times you attended synagogue at the Orthodox Jewish Temple in Silverton Road, Durban, South Africa or when you attended Carmel College, our private Jewish day school, when there was either one banner or a single speech by one of the many leaders of our Jewish community, protesting the policies of the illegitimate government that ruled South Africa with an iron first from 1948 when the State of Israel was formed, longer than the 40 years our Jewish ancestors supposedly spent wandering in the desert?

 

 

Finally, Professor, do u know Bob Kaplan of Kilsheimer, Kaplan & Fox, and if so, how well, and would u like to meet Devin Standard not that I think u wud be interested in joining Devin, Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. and me when next visiting South Africa?

 

Good Shabbas,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser

 

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