From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: Kimberly Hunt
Dear Ms.
Hunt,
You may recall meeting me
at Dexters the pet store a few weeks back. You may have also noticed a couple
of emails that I blind copied you on as well as a couple where your name
appeared for all to see.
There are a
number of things going on right now, none however, more important than
understanding the routine and how many use that which is most familiar to
siphon away the spirit from within.
With that
said, I have “smoking
gun” evidence of political corruption that could very possibly
transcend Watergate. Certainly the issues at stake have far more reach than a
bungled break in. It involves some of our “main-stream” [sic]
political leaders who working hand in hand with a number of corrupt business
folk closely “armor-ani-tied”
[sic] in with a foreign conglomerate, who in concert, have hijacked our
political system.
My track
record in ferreting out fraud and criminal wrongdoing is rather good. In fact
sum would say, Picture Perfect. The word “Perfect” you may have
read in one of my emails is “psycho” in Japanese and “Ching Ching” in Chinese. I
cannot read nor write either language but I can smell a rat quite a distance a
way.
With that
said please feel free to contact Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk of Finkelstein and Krinsk
619-238-1333. His “company” is a client of mine. F & K
specialize in shareholder class action lawsuit litigation and I am one of his “investigators”
and then sum. I have a rather eclectic background including being the CEO of a medical
device company that provided pivotal evidence in a landmark case involving soft
tissue injury that resulted in a multi-million dollar jury award that was at
first seen as opening the floodgates to sum 2,000 class action lawsuits, being “overtuned”
[sic].
Judge Jack
Weinstein in his opinion made reference to my hand in this very positive
outcome that saved taxpayers perhaps as much as a trillion dollars depending on
how one does the numbers. I am though rather good with the numbers and I am
finally starting to come out of my shell.
This is
making a number of people rather nervous especially those close to me who know
that when I decide I am going to do sumthing there is very little I will let
get in the way unless of course I happen to love and care about the people, car
crashes to boot, oil slicks hopefully a thing of the past as we proceed forward
to embrace the benefits of breaking the speed of light barrier. I do happen to
care about a lot of people and with that said, my one website that I have yet
to launch says it best.
EmanANDdog.com
which backwards reads GodDNAname and
I am not in tTOo “moc-ING”
[sic] anyone unless they have done wrong. Nor do I think I am omnipotent. I
detest, however, those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of
their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come with a pointed tail or
pitched fork.
With that
said, the book that I am writing, Manger Minute One with “peaces”
appearing everywhere in my emails, may not in fact hit the bookshelves given
the number of hits my website www.NextraTerrestrial
is currently receiving although it is not my intent to put Simon and Schuster a
former client of mine out of business, the same with the “Hearsts” [sic].
My
grandfather started his trading company in 1910 the same year that picture was
taken. Taking away a wrongdoer’s pride restores “inno-cen-t-ce”
[sic] and is much more effective than penalizing someone with a fine which is
simply built into the cost of goods sold.
Take away
pride and you not only level the playing field you put back innocence, “refresh”
the young and old alike, to the point that the young start to like us old
fogies who lose our sense of smell as our organs accumulate in tTOo dust
particles.
Someone
much more in tune than Ronald “The Finagle
King” Perelman said it best, “Perfume
is hope in a bottle.” Sum might think Peter Rev-son must be turning
in his grave and if he is then soon he will rest peacefully. Footsak is South
African slang for giving someone a “kick in the rear.”
You can
reach me on my cell. 858-735-6398 [SEL-NEXT]. An important love of my life, Mds
can also be reached as a reference. Her cell number is 858-WIL-NEXT.
Sincerely,
Gary S.
Gevisser
Ps.
Gevisser in German means “certain” and Gewissen means “conscience”. I
am certain you won’t be spinning your wheels visiting with me at The Cave
or we can simply meet for a coffee break. My conscience will keep me from being
“overbareING”
[sic]. I don’t plan to give more than a couple of interviews for “free”.
60 Minutes is my limit. My hourly rate was recently increased to $63,000 per
hour. No one has yet to retain me at that rate which represented a 5% increase
over my previous rate.
Money has
never, however, stopped me from pursuing my dreams nor for that matter did I
let my formal education interfere with my learning. I could wait until a “more
reasonable” time to hit the send button butt then again what is the point
in trying to make myself look more sane when my “craziness” is what
has probably kept me alive so long. So long.
I do,
though, have a terrible voice. The “Butts” are not intended to be
anything other than to keep folks guessing what I am about to do NEXT. Who
Butt-ers our bread often interferes with the light force that is within each of
us that remains trapped inside the water, salt to avoid at all cost, “salt
mine-ds” [sic] to boot, gold to embrace, palladium to treasure. By the
way I lost the Ring
of Truth down at the beach near
