From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, August 16, 2006 7:21 PM PT
To: Rand
LeShay
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: J.F.K....PAY HIS RESPECTS.. ENDING 2000 WHEN GWB HAD BEEN
IN OFFICE LESS THAN A YEAR AT $274....Classic Jewish HUMOR!!
The one I like the most is:
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A:
Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide
money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.
Marie
Dion Gevisser
no longer keeps any of the “non-essential cash”
in the one of our several vacuum cleaners which was her idea.
My thoughts were, and still remain,
to vacuum pump one hundred DeBeers-Dollar bills and keep feeding them to
Pypeetoe, my Super Intelligent Italian Greyhound, and whoever picks up his
business #2 gets to keep half of whatever remains.
Moreover, while I am happy
mostly for your food supplier to see that you haven’t decided to commit suicide
which is not to suggest that you immediately stop eating yourself to a
premature death, you continue to “miss the boat”.
As each tick of the clock goes by and of course
we can always find time to laugh and cry you have been thinking that given my
knowledge of how the “real world” works, sufficiently
spelled out for juniors/seniors at high school to fully
appreciate, there is a whole lot more than just a pretty good “chance”
that I have handle on how the “Hand of G-d” works in perfect
harmony with Einstein’s “Mind of G-d” alpha-numeric most
important and most balanced equation of all time, even if you are not able to
logically thought process at the highest levels imaginable, helped a great deal
by simply understanding the very basics of science and math, the purest and most spiritual of
all the languages, again at the highest levels.
There are only so many meals
you can eat in a day.
Moreover, there are so many
healthy meals you can properly digest; i.e. shit out when thinking about how
your failure to speak out loud and clear on just the one subject, THE DIAMOND INVENTION may not be
falling on deaf ears eITher
of those Israeli soldiers very badly wounded and those best of the best Israeli
Special Forces commandos continuing to operate behind enemy lines, their
Commanding Officers increasingly realizing the wisdom of having them read each
and every word I am putting out while naming FOOLS NAMES, FOOLS FACES IN PUBLIC PLACES.
One of the first things I
plan on doing tomorrow morning when calling Jerry
Gill over at Johnson Matthey, one of your and the world’s
biggest refined gold suppliers is to see whether his Hebrew is as good as a
good number of Hezbollah fighters who don’t appear to be in the least bit
afraid even if Israel decides not to pull back its forces in Lebanon until such
time as Israel is satisfied with the background checks of each member of the
international Peacekeeping force who may in fact never arrive prior to us
taking over Iran’s oil fields?
Of course I will also check
to see how Jerry is doing with the additional material I sent him which he may
not have YET shared with each and
every member of Johnston Matthey’s Board of Directors whose top dog, no
surprise, is another foolish British
None of this should
interfere with you between now and when Iran supplies Hezbollah with longer
range and not necessarily more accurate missiles making me an offer to purchase
back just a kilo or SIGNIFICANTLY LESS
of Johnson Matthey’s gold bullion not to mention you should know that JM is not the most inexpensive refinery in the world the result of
people like Jerry having quite the “gift
of the gab” when dealing with people such as you.
Bear constantly in mind that
rocket science is no longer rocket science which means why not seriously
consider attaching yourself to one of these super-duper missiles and reach
Eilat in the south of Israel just in time for the sardine run even if not fired
from a rubber dingy just a couple of kilometers away
as the crow flies, part of an “arms for hostage” Iran-Contra type
deal involving a pissed off member of Flotilla 13, Israel most elite Special
Forces unit that are of course less likely to “sell out” than our not
necessarily best of the best Navy SEALs who often come from shouting
households.
Moreover, watching very
closely your timely and not-so-timely responses WONDERING, less so, who besides
me is causing you to keep coming back “for
more” are increasing numbers of “statistically significant” gold and
diamond jewelers around the world far removed from the very significant volumes
of gold being moved around very large vaults all over the world, increasingly
less so in the United States, as increasing numbers of international traders DEMAND physical gold rather than bank certified bs Letters of Credit and the such.
Bear in mind, my “desiring” you to “make
a stab” at being “competitive”
in what is increasingly becoming the most “free and fair market” apart from
those incredible markets all over China that besides for
the meat section causes my mouth to water has a SIGNIFICANT amount to do with what has Professors of Economics, Jones and Darroch in the most excruciatingly painful “game of chess” as neither
of them knows who they can trust with their innermost thoughts even if they get
Ms.
The last thing anyone who
has their bread buttered by the DAAC and
their stooges want to see is me continuing to flush out exactly who is
interfering with the “free flow” of gold which again you
simply need to read not only THE DIAMOND
INVENTION very carefully but the very easy read essay of former Chairman of
the Federal Reserve,
Naturally, you recall one of
the first disastrous moves by newly elected DAAC President Franklin D. Roosevelt was to
make it illegal for
You also cannot avoid
knowing that the gold market is very different than it was back in the late
1970s early 1980s when my uncle
Very, very, very important
to see how gold “behaved” during the
8 years of the Clinton Administration, with Clinton’s buddy Marc Rich “holding fort” in Zug, Switzerland, gold
averaging in the first 6 years around $350
a troy ounce but starting to drop below $300, ending 2000 when GWB had been in office less than a year
at $274.45.
Then we start to see the
rise, in 2001 - $271, 2002 - $310, 2003 - $363, 2004 - $410,
2005 - $445, and the average so far
for 2006 is $599.
Now first lift up your pen,
pull your flowchart and timeline in front of you remembering to move your tissue
paper blotting up all tears to the side away from your charcoal drawings, good boy.
Mark a spot designating
today’s date and then draw a dotted line and it doesn’t have to be straight all
the way back to March 1971 and
simply visualize the conversation taking place at the graveside of the murdered
mafia of mafia boss,
Begin with Democrat Senator
Ted Kennedy mumbling under his breath, remember he has the excuse of
alcohol”
Lyndon where the fuck is George W. Bush when you need him to take some of the heat?
Former Democrat President Lyndon Johnson
replying but facing Democrat Vice President Humphrey:
Did you know that they decided to
replace CE with a fucking South African Jew boy
who has this fucking most annoying stutter but who knows where all the dead
bodies are buried along with the gold that CE
felt the need to open his big mouth and tell the whole world that he wasn’t
afraid to ship gold illegally out of South Africa in the form of gold
statues, destination Hong Kong since it was nothing more than
a no-nonsense “shot across the bow” to all DAAC’s stooges
such as the 3 of us and the entire United States Congress as well as Justice
Department officials and
Former Vice President
Humphrey deciding that he better console Ted Kennedy, walks around Johnson who
for a split second no longer has this glaze over his eyes as he begins to
believe he sees GWB in the distance
doing a cocaine deal with an undercover but rogue corporal from Pine Valley,
California but it turns out to be one of the DAAC informers Hollywood blockbuster author Edward Jay Epstein
mentions in his most fascinating INTERNET
ONLY book, THE DIAMOND INVENTION,
Chapter 18, THE AMERICAN CONSPIRACY,
pointing a member of the Secret Service detail, present when President elect John
F. Kennedy
met with CE”s
partner and murderer, Harry Oppenheimer at
the Carlyle
Hotel on the upper east end of Manhattan, in the direction of
the 3 high profile United States Democrats who have been forced to get a birds
eye of view of “walking the plank” should they
decide to open their big mouths.
Humphrey using both hands
twists and grabs hold of Ted Kennedy by the collar and says,
You have a fucking big mouth.
Did you not notice there was
another man on board besides for the pilot who supplied hand made bombs to the
Chicago 7 bunch headed by Abbie Hoffman as well as a co-pilot who overheard
how panicked you were as you paced up and down the isle when flying in a
private jet over Martha’s Vineyard soon after our DAAC bosses had your brother RFK murdered for the same reason your idiot, weak
libido brother John also forgot who has buttered your family’s bread from when your father, Joe Kennedy was
allowed to make a couple of lousy bucks as a pitiful bootlegger before they got
him a job on Wall Street and in no time the top spot as the DAAC President
FDR’s first Chairman of the Securities Exchange Commission?
Get a grip boy.
Life is short and the last thing
I want is to see you miserable son-of-a-bitch shedding tears on my coffin.
Now draw the timeline from
when all 3 top officials of the United States Democratic Party leave St. Mary’s
Church in Morris Town, New Jersey, USA not to forget when I arrived in the
first half of 1980 at Codiam Inc’s headquartered on 47th Street New
York City, the “money laundering capital of the world” and stop when you get to
“our man Roger” arriving at the White House in March 1982.
May I suggest you use my
heavily hyperlinked emails to go “back and forth” helped greatly by me
continuing to add hyperlinks to this email I sent President George W. Bush back on July 27th
while placing a very dark circle around Codiam
Inc., the most SIGNIFICANT
wholesale diamond-money laundering fronting organization for the DAAC, the special interest of special
interest groups who remember now did not need to read THE DIAMOND INVENTION to FULLY
APPRECIATE the MAJOR SIGNIFICANCE
of having the Secret Service in charge of also “protecting the dollar” present
when the very next President and Commander In Chief of all United States Armed
Forces met with Harry Oppenheimer
who they all knew COULD AND SHOULD HAVE
BEEN ARRESTED the instant he stepped foot on U.S. soil, let alone being
allowed to drive into Manhattan and have the supposedly most powerful man in
the world “pay his respects”.
Now extend your timeline to
present day times by making a rectangular shaped box and then cut
and paste the photo contained in this hyperlink as well as the previous hyperlink and then be a very good boy and email back
to me your tear-free work product, allowing me no more than 24 hours to mark it
up as I see fit, although on second thoughts I think I will simply forward it
to kids in the northern hemisphere all around the world once they get back from
their summer vacations.
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From: Rand LeShay
[mailto:rleshay@amark.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:02 AM
To: Rand LeShay (E-mail)
Subject: Classic Jewish HUMOR!!
You may remember ( if you are old enough) the old Jewish Catskill comics of
Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton
Berle
Henny Youngman, and others? Don't you miss their humor? Not one single
swear word in their comedy .
There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!
I finally had to let her out.
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are
you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to
the airport.
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds
out, she'll kill me!
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love?
Honey, I'm home!"
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief
spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only
this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
I was just in
The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,
so
the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came
back."
Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM
60!" Doctor: "See! What did
I tell you?"
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc,
how do I stand?" The doctor answers "That's what puzzles me!
Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't
answer!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been
brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get
started."
A bum asked a Jewish fellow, "Give me $10 till payday." The
Jewish fellow
responded, "When's payday?" The bum said, "I don't
know! You're the one
that's working!"
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's
out of.
Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!
1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won
2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In
Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from
medical school.
3. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A:
4. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
5 Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
6. Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdales.
7. A man called his mother in
8. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part
in the play. She asks, "What part is it? The boy says, "I
play the part of the
Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell
the teacher
you want a speaking part."
9. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.
10. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in
the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."
11. Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we
won, let's
eat.
12. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the
street and said "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself," she replied.
13. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
