From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: ornajazz@hotmail.com
Cc: rest
Subject: FW: ?Stanford Tenants?
Orna hello –
I don’t remember receiving a response to this email,
specifically the last question, “Orna, please tell me exactly what you
remember from our conversation when you moved in. Second, when was the last
time your rent was increased.”?
I am still planning on selling the building as soon as I get
“my
arms around” what caused such a disconnect with 3 of my tenants, who
all happen to be female, unmarried, as well as I believe, schooled in the basic
tenets of Judaism, i.e. G-D-Nature got rid of our tails, that we
shouldn’t run around in circles, that when asked a very simple question,
“What do you remember…?”…---…
Given how difficult you will recall it was to find a great
place like 1431 Stanford Street, blah
blah, I remain at a loss for words but make no
mistake although my partner and co-executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard,
who u see in the “my arms around” hyperlink is the sweetest of
characters, the most gentile of touches, just ask his incredibly beautiful
wife, I cannot assure you that he hasn’t learned a thing or two from his
father Mr. Kenneth Standard who I am sure u have read somewhere is the
President of the New York Bar Association.
Understand, although I am not an attorney, and there is all
this stuff out there about “squatters rights” excetera
exetera, I am only interested in one thing which is
to always follow through on my commitments and I made a commitment not only to
myself but to others dependant on my “goodwill”
that I would have sold this building by now; the problem is simply the fact
that I have nothing in writing with you and the laws governing rent control in
the Peoples Republic of Santa Monica although arguable, seem pretty clear to
me, i.e. if you live in a unit and you pay your rent on time the Landlord is
pretty much up shits creek
should he-she
wish to evict you, although I think there is something about an owner being
entitled to one unit.
And of course I could play all sorts of games including
“hard
ball” although I much prefer sticking to playing pong with Mr.
Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq.
and to make our mental telepathy that much more interesting I could even try
suggesting to Jeffrey who is the other co-executor of my estate, that he have
the Navy Seals that surround his house in Point Loma, San Diego do a “fly
by” each and every hour, on the hour and then I would play the insane
hand saying something along the lines that I was just being generous in saving
you all on electricity bills, i.e. no need to blow dry your hair, and of course
nothing drives me more sane than when I hear deafening silences, almost
as much as some folks like to smell their own farts.
The one thing I can smell a mile away and of course I
don’t have that much bigger nose than those Jewish people in the top 1%
of all big nosed Jewish people but when someone blows smoke in my face I am
liable to go off the deep end, and given my approach to solving the problems of
the world from the bottom up, I continue to get quite a “lift”, hot
air as you know rises, and although I have yet to master how to walk on water
if one considers that water is made up of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen
atom, both highly “combustable” [sic] when separate, well I think you get
my drift and if not may I suggest u take 2 aspirins, and when you wake up in
the morning and you have tried stretching yourself but not quite like my
wife’s neighbor whose anus ended up in her mouth, and still have a
headache and the strokes continuing to go on unabated then try calling Marie on
her cell phone, 1-858-WIL-NEXT.
You will need to let my wife know who u r and remember there
is a very good chance that not only has she never heard of you but
wouldn’t know anything about 1431 Stanford Street, Marie under the
impression like many out there including at one time Roger Robinson who served
in the NSC during Reagan’s first term in office, that I was “dirt
poor” and this may have all come about when I would tell people in my
funny South African accent that I was an “audirtor” at one time.
Roger was supposedly an “economics advisor”
although I believe he was nothing more than a “spook” with an
incredible sense of humor but who didn’t know the first thing about
economics other than pontificating on how “love & war” made
“sense & dollars” [sic] which made a whole lot of sense to me,
since his best buddy, King Golden Jnr, my former pal-attorney, despite being a
left of left wing radical while working for the biggest military contractor, I
believe, in San Diego, did in fact have a number of sound economic suggestions;
butt Orna I tell u it was a whole lot of fun to
listen to all the nonsense that came out of their mouths, and of course given
my “poor education” it was very easy for me to act the fool, King
Golden though knew I had a thing for numbers but fortunately, unfortunately his
“roaming eye”
prevented him from getting to close to me.
So do u recall the rent control laws changing in the time
period that you have been a tenant, i.e. making it more difficult for landlords
to get rid of tenants and I would suggest the answer is probably no, although I
cannot be certain.
What I am certain of is that when you began renting from me
the laws on the books were already tough enough which is why I so painstakingly
made it clear to you that because you couldn’t afford to pay “key
money” plus the fact that I would never ever take money from anyone
“under the table” I would not charge you a dime upfront other than
what was allowed under the law, but I did make it perfectly clear that I would
be doing you as much as me a favor.
And given the fact that by the time you moved in I had
already got my “track map” or “White
Paper” as some refer to it, I could very easily have simply sold off
all the units but I had other considerations at the time, most importantly
other tenants who I had done the same deal with who needed more time to get
their “house in order” but I have now given you all plenty of time,
more grace periods for each one of you by now to have got your acts together to
mention little of a whole number of people who in my opinion deserve more of a
break than any of you, and again, it is simply my opinion.
And my opinion and my track record of never lying, stealing
or cheating, as best I can recall since age 15, plus a better than average
ability to make an honest-good living, is rather impressive and one of the
reasons why I have managed to hold more than a handful of “evil
doers” in check as of late who are not exactly wishing me well, rather
that I would go to hell, and of course hell is here on earth and as folks like
Devin Standard and I get our shot at the “brass ring” turning
things “topsy turvy” those now in the “pound seats”
specifically those who have lied, stolen and cheated the most are about to come
up short.
I already have a rather considerable “war chest”
but every dollar counts.
The more I think about it the less I want to hear from you
and that means don’t bother trying to answer the question about what you
remember when you came “cap in hand.”
Just tell me when you last had a rent increase and starting
October 1st, the rent is to be increased by 3% + $11 according to Ms. Erma
who rents # 3, who is acting somewhat as a go between myself and Rabbi Weiss et
al.
I also want to know, bottom line, how much money will it
take to “pay you off” in order for it to be worth your while to
find other “accomdation”
[sic], my assumption
here is that despite not really being able to make money, enjoy subsidized
rent, u have surely been able to make friends and influence people who now may
just be looking to help you out, i.e. what goes around comes around.
I am also copying a city attorney on this email and if there
is anything wrong with how I may be wording things then I would hope Neil
Wessel would let me know.
My main focus these days is to complete my book Manager
Minute One. Every so often you could check out this hyperlink
4 the most current communication going on this world, at least from my
perspective.
Should u happen to know how I can reach Rabbi Abner Weiss, please let me know before I take out an ad in
every single newspaper under the sun, along the following lines:
This man [photo inserted] is missing.
It is possible that as a result of making fun of
aliens for so long in his sermons to the brain dead Orthodox Jewish Community
of Durban South Africa he was stolen by men from Mars, deposited for a brief
period on Venus where he was allowed to develop a nervous twitch watching women
making love to other women before being sent to Pluto as a slave laborer.
The planet Pluto of course is where all our farts,
from all port holes of our body are deposited before each one of us meets our
maker who does a “chop
chop” download of all the cuc we have put forth on planet earth before deciding what
next to do with each one of us.
We at NextraTerrestrial.com are offering a reward
of $1000 to anyone able to get Rabbi Weiss to respond to this question.
So Orna, u would begin to make
amends if u know where Rabbi Weiss is along with his sermons. According to Merrick Wolman,
“…I think… Abner Weiss was the Rabbi in
community took brave stands against
apartheid. Rabbi Weiss in particular
was extremely courageous in
expressing his views from the pulpit, in
lecture halls at
harrassed by BOSS and
other state organisations for his view and he
recently told me that his phone
lines were tapped on a regular basis…However, in summary, I believe that
under Rabbi Weiss and then Rabbi Franklin's leadership, we as a community did
make a stand…”
Good Day,
