From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 9:47 PM PT
To: Michelle Kube - Execuitve Producer, The Bill Handle Show KFI-AM 640 "More Stimulating Talk Sh*t Radio" [sic].
Cc: rest; johnandken@johnandkenshow.com; United States Justice Department; FBI; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Devin Standard; Edward Jay Epstein - Author of The Diamond Invention; Mark Gevisser - The Nation's southern African correspondant; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC];
KFINEWSDIRECTOR@kfi640.com; South China Morning Post; editor@shanghaidaily.com; Sternshow@howardstern.com; SupremeInternetCourt@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: ETIQUETTE…rude...reason...Jonathan "Trouble Bubble" Beare...---...ss...---...

 

Michele,

 

Since your decision is to keep things on a superficial level which is fine with me let me know what wasn’t clear about my response to what I think is your original question, “Didn't anyone teach you email etiquette?

 

There isn’t a single one of my Royal Mater’s many models spanning 3 decades who had more schooling than me in the broad category of Charm School which although not including specifically “email etiquette” did cover how if able to logically thought process which involves holding on to more than one thought at a time it isn’t really all that difficult to take those who have allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning on one educational light journey after the next to the point that after a while this repetitive stuff begins to not only sink in but make a whole lot of “cents” [sic] while leaving it up to others to give their two pennies worth of input, none of us enjoying all that much being told what to do and how to do it unless of course the tutor is someone such as me who you can trust.

 

BTW most if not all of my RM’s models-pupils did a whole lot better than simply like Penny Coelen win beauty competitions like the Miss World and Miss Universe, a good number making it on to the Silver Screen, most of all they “married well” which is really what “Charm School” is all about.

 

Nothing served other than to invigorate the next generation by me pointing out to you how foolish you look by IGNORING just the fact that of all the human beings alive at this time you know for almost certain so liberal drinking, driving and diving drunk Democratic Senator Ted Kennedy attended the funeral of the American Charles Engelhard, a name that you simply cannot get out of your head especially if you have now done the right thing and the smart thing which is to read time and again THE DIAMOND INVENTION an extraordinarily fascinating INTERNET ONLY book.

 

Furthermore, it is possible I am the only human being alive today who can in fact fill in each and every one of the so SIGNIFICANT gaps left by blockbuster author Edward Jay Epstein who you recall managed to recently get a major book publisher to publish his expose on the “funny games” played in Hollywood bearing in mind that EJE wrote the fricken book THE DIAMOND INVENTION that spells out in simple English that the DAAC had bought Hollywood right at its start, does the name Joe Kennedy now have you vomiting ad nausea?

 

I am happy to hear that you are probably still young enough to bear children but unless you are more clued up than me on financial matters I find it rather scary that you would be so extraordinarily arrogant to suggest that you nor your offspring need be concerned by the pending epic economic collapse that in my humble but seasoned opinion would have already occurred were it not for our great President, the most honorable George W. Bush and his stellar administration who despite having so extraordinarily few cards to play have managed to keep our trading partners on enough of an “edge” to not follow through on his as well as the United States Congress’ suggestions and revalue their currencies to realistic levels that reflect their significant competitive edge.

 

You must also bear in mind that while you may not want to hear about the importance of events that took place back in March 1971 which possibly occurred before you were born you must surely appreciate that the economics of that time are significantly different than they are today beginning with the significant time it would take to reeducate a nation raised on entitlement programs to compete with our slave laborers say in China who even if their currency were to be raised to the point that a cotton t-shirt without any pockets with quadruple stitching around the collar with a built in zipper that opens up the chest cavity in the event you were to need a quadruple bypass were to cost more than a blow job from a high class prostitute in Beverly Hills making his way right now over to the office of KFI’s News Director when you are currently tied to a post hanging upside down from the ceiling in a Chinese prison with floors made of razor blades producing t-shirts on what amounts to the sniff of an oil rag you can easily get by producing less t-shirts and being paid enough to afford a pot to pee in so long as you don’t slip from the chains blooding the t-shirt adding realism with what may be your last signature piece, not to forget China is pretty much at the point of perfecting their industrial machine where they don’t need to even bother with selling to the United States with less than a quarter of their population and diminishing both in relative size and “purchasing power” since in the instant the Chinese raise their significantly undervalued currency to realistic levels makes each and every one of their 1 billion + peasants very happy consumers with a whole lot more than a pot to pee in.

 

The fact that you say “I can perfectly understand your emails” and given my Knowledge-Information-Light that I have on a myriad of subjects and thank you for letting my imagination to run wild bearing in mind I have now gone a whole day without seeing my over the top beautiful, out of this world sexy wife for some 27 odd hours, begs the question of why you avoid having me come on to one of your talk shows bearing in mind that I have listened to enough of the garbage spewed by the likes of JohnandKen to know that they are very comfortable in at least reading perfectly understandable emails but are deathly afraid that the instant I am able to get them to focus on the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel being granted one pass after the next to engineer-manufacture-distribute their own unlimited supply of untraceable, lightweight and never inventoried diamond currency their gig is over.

 

Over and out.

 

Gg

 

Ps – Give further thought to meeting with very handsome Devin Standard, the executor of my estate, if for no other reason than if you are sexy and single then I would have Devin who is like me very happily married, use his camera cell phone to take a picture of you which I will instantly put up on my network to mention little of the fact that if you were in tune with the heartbeat of the universe you would have noticed the most significant thud since the last big bang following my comments earlier today about who else was protecting my best interests by very possibly tapping into the hidden cameras in the offices of Codiam Inc. beginning immediately after my uncle David Gevisser, the “male heir” of CE arranged for this significant fronting organization of the DAAC to engage my unique and universal “risk assessment” services to mention in passing of increasingly edgy EJE looking like a friend of President Bush with his recent editorial in the Wall Street Journal but of course you are now so much more on the ball to know that EJE is possibly the most bought and paid for DAAC journalist-author in the world other than of course the son of DG, my cousin Mark Gevisser whose autobiography of Thabo Mbeki, South Africa’s current stooge Prime Minister has yet to appear on a single bookshelf.

 

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From: Kube, Michelle [mailto:MichelleKube@ClearChannel.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 7:26 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser; Devin Standard
Subject: RE: FW: REASON...Jonathan "Trouble Bubble" Beare...---...SECRET SERVICE...---...Cirque du soleil...---

 

Thanks, not interested.  When you get up at 2am to prepare for the show, you tend to use your nights during the week for 'other' activities.

 


From: Kube, Michelle [mailto:MichelleKube@ClearChannel.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 7:22 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: RUDE...reason...Jonathan "Trouble Bubble" Beare...---...ss...---...

 

Gary

 

You seem to have all the email addresses already, you can certainly send them yourself.  I won't forward emails for you.

 

And, yes, I received flowers from several people this Valentine's Day, thank you for asking!

 

My retirement money is extremely safe.  Please don't presume to know how I save for my retirement, which is another at least 33+ years away...

 

I notice you still didn't answer the orignial question.  Is there something you don't quite understand?

 

Sincerely,

Michelle Kube

Executive Producer, The Bill Handel Show

KFI-AM 640

818 566 6425