From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2003 6:51 PM
To: Sandiego@fbi.gov - FBI Agent Dina Dewol

CC:rest
Subject: Gevisser-Dion Wedding Celebration!

Dear Ms. Dewol,

I am assuming that if you took “Ms. Kathryn Burray’s” [sic] complaint seriously and had me on a “watch list” then you would know that I am having a wedding reception at my wife’s house that is set to start this very moment. I am currently at the local liquor store filling up on goodies for anyone who cares to come along and of course you are welcome to have any of “your associated” [sic] tag along as well.

Please don’t, however, break your neck getting here as this celebration should continue until at least sunrise tomorrow morning much like the New Beginnings Party I had back in December 2000.

Included in the list of invited guests is the daughter of the one lady who served as friend-maid to my folks over England for some time. Zimasa Qanda happens to be a not too distant relative of Nelson Mandela who I hope will welcome Mr. Devin Standard and I when we next visit South Africa. As you may have read Mr. Standard is both a business partner as well as executor of my estate and would act much like my uncle David Gevisser who was the executor of Charles Engelhard’s worldwide estate in the event I were to “slip & fall” before him, much akin to “loose lips sink ships.”

While people like Mr. Engelhard were fixated on controlling both people and things to mention little of his control of the world’s platinum supply for God only knows how many years, neither Mr. Standard nor I think we have that much control over anything other than a strong belief in God and doing our best to make ends meet while being kind and generous to those who are trying to do the right thing while keeping at arms length those either looking for handouts without taking individual responsibility let alone those who usurp the power of their limited authority.

I will keep this email short and sweet with just the one “sic” in the opening paragraph much in line with my beginnings, my mum attesting to me only starting talking when I was butt 3.

Again, should you or any of your colleagues decide to show up at our Barbados abode this evening not only will you be warmly embraced but my new bride, Marie Gevisser Dion will knock the socks off you with her elegance and prose, smelling always like a rose and of course the act now draws to a close as we take on those who should by now know better than to make more of my text than need be.

Suffice to say there will be no speeches and no need to bare gifts but please come dressed.

Sincerely yours,

Gary S. Gevisser