From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2006 1:28 PM PT
To: Dave
Cc: rest; President@whitehouse.gov; SupremeInternetCourt@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: … GROSS…FACE…Sea

 

Dear Dave,

 

So now you are applying for a job to not only edit my forthcoming best seller, THE HISTORY OF MONEY CREATION AND ITS FUTURE, subtitle, A message for the President you would like me while being freed up to explain clearer that the extremist Islamic Mullahs are identical to our Hasidic-Black Hatters who simply don’t talk as much but manage to eat as much.

 

If in addition to agreeing at NO CHARGE to edit THE BOOK which I have yet to begin writing let alone finish before my wife Marie Dion Gevisser removes the “NO SEX” barrier that of course has you thinking more about where we should include the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel’s South African Apartheid Regime’s insane Immorality Act, you take your index finger, place it on the “backspace”, then more the cursor over the right of the word “net”, hit the backspace 3 times, then type in the word, “GROSS” exactly as I just wrote it, then we have a deal, so long as you get back to me within the hour.

 

Gary

 

Ps – I am in the process of sending Adam Tucker, my one American programmer, a 1119 odd word email that contains a rather large file that is proving cumbersome for my dial up connection here at our Stone Cabin deep in the Cleveland National Forest.

 

Once you get your copy would you be so kind as to let me know bearing in mind this file containing very artful toilets was first sent to me by Dr. John K. Pollard of both MIT and Cornell University, Dr. JKP not to be confused with the idiot American-Israeli spy Dr. Jonathan Pollard.

 

[Word count 276]

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: dave
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2006 11:04 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: FACE UP TO HISTORY...Seacrest...

 

Dear Gary

 

 

Far be it for me to try to respond in full to your recent email as I feel that i would not do it justice !   However My intention was not to paint a picture that could compare with the masters or even a second rate painter no matter what nationality

 

I do know that to even try to carve out a tableaux of events or future events relating Seacrest would be futile which is really  at bit like life its self ! we all strive for some form of meaning full existence and get kicked and knocked about on the way with all and sundry trying their best to take it away !   This includes corrupt Governments their agents and anyone with hidden agendas

 

International events do play their part in our ultimate happiness As someone once said for every action there is an equal and opposite action and if a butterfly flaps its wings will it set up a hurricane ?

 

You suggest that I want Seacrest Cheap  well I would with the greatest of respect suggest that is not the case and am only looking for the long term survival of the business whilst property in Minehead rents for any thing from 450 sterling to 750 sterling not many admittedly have much of a business or potential business attached to them !

 

You are right to think that possibly in 2 years Seacrest could be worth more than what it is at present but as you point out we could be all turned into jellyfish or worse if some extreme group invent a weapon  to cause the human race to evolve to that level [ not sure which is the worse of the 2 evils ] I guess that even though I myself have been hurt many times in the past in one way or another we have in order to out live the enemy we belive to be persecuting us be it physical or mental we have to put our faith in someone or something

 

Unfortunatly I am not familiar with any crazed Mullahs as I dont get out much and my only connection to any Royal Family is one of  a tenuous nature being that the 2nd Duke of Cleveland had some sort of affair with the hired help resulting in his father cursing him and the offspring to bad luck for inpertuity well I guess that is the lot we have to bear so no luck on the rich uncle front however I do have relations that live in South Africa somewhere and belive they did ok out there from 1955 but at this moment am unable to conntact " Stanley " to see if he could do his trick of finding them to stump up the 275k inorder to buy Seacrest

 

As to Despots as far as I am concerned the whole of our government fall into that catagory although I am sure there are many others but again I dont get out much so dont really move in the right circles However I did stand for Local government once on the off chance should I winn I would be Allowed to change the world but alas not to be

You speak of morality in a world that has declined in my view quite radically since I was born some 52 years ago and having been brought up by a mother who died at the age of 41 and my grandmother who was quite Victorian I understand morality and Family values again the curse of the old duke has hit my generation having a son born with major facial defects brings home the responsabilitys that we have in this life and will endevour to look after his future as best I can ! Cole fro Newcastle not really possible these days as with the decline of shipbuilding and the reliance on overseas resources coal is no longer mined in the North East 

 

 

I used to visit keswick when younger an was taken to a church where I met a vicar {preist} who then went on to tell me about how the economy in that area was originaly based on graphite mineing and of course pencil making so in order to close what must be the longest email I have ever written I will sharpen the pencil   My thought on rent fot Seacrest is that 650 and 5 % of net profit with 6 month advanced rent is where my lead would run out !

 

I mut admit though I have enjoyed writing this

 

 

Best Regards   Dave

 

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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2006 3:48 PM PT
To: Dave
Cc: rest; President@whitehouse.gov; 60m@cbsnews.com; Kelly Sonnack - Literary Agent; Robert H. Frank - Profefessor of Economics - Cornell University ; Derrick.Beare@Investec.co.uk; Adam Tucker; United States Justice Department; Mossad; John Maudslay - Lloyds of London - Agent; SupremeInternetCourt@yahoogroups.com Subject: RE: FACE UP TO HISTORY...Seacrest...

 

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