From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2006 3:56 PM PT
To: James Sunderland Esq.
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: .WONDER...sea
Crest[Scanned]
Have you read any of my E-mails?
My comments to what you
wrote me below appear in the color red.
From: James.Sunderland@risdonhosegood.com
Sent: Thursday, September 21, 2006 6:52 AM
To: gevisser@sbcglobal.net
Subject: Sea Crest[Scanned]
Dear Mr Gevisser
Many thanks for your email of 15 September 2006 I am now preparing a
draft lease. My understanding is that you were
doing a draft of the lease which I had spelled out with great specificity this
past weekend? The hyperlink over the dash in the word E-mail above colored in purple takes you to the draft lease I emailed
your RisdonHosegood on August 30th. However, I am afraid that
I don’t have any deeds to the property and I am not entirely sure where Seacrest
is – I cannot find it in the local telephone directory I presume it is in
Minehead – but where? Right now I am over at our
RENTed Cliff House in Del Mar, California looking at about half a dozen surfers
battling the rather large swells which because of the winds have prevented the
formation of what in fact could be the greatest wave ever formed in the history
of the universe as we know it and consequently I don’t know whether I should be
feeling delirious with the possibility that you have afforded me this moment to
observe such “and” [sic] event while wondering aloud
whether you want me to become seriously ill given what I just read since why
else but to cause me to have a stroke would you write me such utter nonsense?
It isn’t like I just got off the Bounty after a
mutinous crew stole all my identification, MasterCard credit card, worthless DeBeers-Dollars and the such and you weren’t absolutely
certain I wasn’t just another DelMartian with nothing better to do with their
time than “pull your leg”.
If in fact Seacrest isn’t in the phone book, not that
I am averse to other suggestions you may have as to how we can improve our
marketing and sales efforts then why not simply contact the individual who gave
you this assignment and if Sue Walker from your Minehead office was still “in” [sic]
vacation to then consider before what I have to believe is you trying to “pull
my leg” contact anyone in the Minehead office including whoever
it is that cleans the toilet to ask them a little more about how best you
should do your job “then” [sic] reveal
to the world as I broadcast all this in “real time” over The Internet that you
are clueless?
I note the rent, who is responsible for repairs
of the property? Please note point 4 of the draft lease that I drew up in
well under 5 minutes as my wife
undressed in to her birthday suit, not to mention the approximately
320 Kilometre motorcycle ride we went on yesterday, starting out
rather slowly on the back road near our stone cabin in the Cleveland National Forest getting both the tires
warm as well as our bodies properly synchronised, the 10 or so mile ride up to
Sunrise highway that reaches an elevation of some 6,000 feet giving you but
just a glimpse of how we felt when we woke up rather late this morning as
neither of us did much talking still feeling every single muscle in our bodies
to mention little of not coming across many motorcyclists in this haven for
breakneck turns and bumps along the straightaways heading to the Salton Sea
which on several occasions had both wheels fully airborne for well over “tTOo”
[sic] seconds relying totally on the road signs as we entered totally
unfamiliar terrain and by the time we arrived at the town of Salton City that
sits 772 feet higher than the Dead Sea which sits 1,000 feet below sea level,
on the edge of the slinkiest place I have ever visited on Mother Earth all I
could think of was first, the American River that runs north from Mexico passing the
border town I believe of Tiju
To repeat just in case you are having trouble
accessing the dash hyperlink:
Lessee is
responsible for all expenditures relating to repairs, improvements, taxes and
insurance covering all improvements above the fee including “loss of rents”
insurance, naming lessor as beneficiary.
There maybe a difference between the external and internal repair
responsibility. What is the position concerning insurance, will the
tenant be paying for that?
Item 3 of your email of the 23 August 2006 indicates repairs and
insurance on improvements. Is this correct? Item 3 reads as follows:
Percentage rent - 3.5%
GROSS of all food and non-alcoholic drink sales. Should an alcohol license be
obtained, both parties agree to be reasonable in working out a fair
compensation for lessor.
Are the premises licensed? There are no
licenses that I am aware of and to the best of my knowledge this is a mute
point apart from the distinct possibility that by you raising such an
irrelevant point once reading the draft lease I you sent which again you
reference, it may assist you in justifying your bill? Do you have the
premises license? Please read my previous comment
at least 20 times. One thing you will have to be careful of is that if
you grant permission for any alterations it does not affect the premises
license. Please read my previous comments 40 times
and then give me 4200 push-ups followed by 3600 sit-ups and then repeat as many
times as you think necessary the following:
It is better to
keep quiet and let people think you to be a fool than to speak out and remove
all doubt!
Finally I need some precision as to the use of the premises, is it only
restaurant or is it restaurant with an ancillary use of other sales including
perhaps food and drink for consumption off the premises. Have you read not only the draft lease I sent you that you
reference but were you on non-tested generic prescription drugs when you wrote
me this email, not to mention is this license business you keep mentioning
another of your convoluted ways to have me suggest to my prospective tenant,
Dave Clark who runs the Red Lion also in Minehead that when he charters say a
helicopter to take a photo of Seacrest that is nothing short of a landmark in
Minehead given how its property line ends where Burgundy Chapel, one of the most famous trails in
all the southwest of England begins, he identify spots in this most enchanted
forest where he can cultivate pot that I understand is very effective in
reducing the swelling in the eyes of dogs suffering from glaucoma although
there is no evidence that it can cure it?
I am sorry to be so vague on the circumstances surrounding the property
but it is one which is unknown to me. Please choose
your words ever so carefully when explaining to me what you mean in this
previous 22 word sentence.
Yours sincerely
James Sunderland
Ps – Let me
know how much it would cost me to have you take the draft lease I sent Ms. Sue
Walker on August 30th, place it on your stationary with whatever
legalize would make all your law professors proud and then return it to me
before the end of the day tomorrow for me to then make the appropriate comments
before presenting it to Mr. Dave Clark for his signature.
BTW when they were teaching you at law school the
insidious business of “money creation”, I assume you read
either at Cambridge or Oxford, your professors made a point after explaining
that “time” can be converted in to both money, just one means of
exchange as well as distance, but unlike Special-General Relativity that requires
not just an extraordinarily endless geometric imagination, my wife’s IN-FINITY
that has the infinity symbol within a circle explaining things rather well, but
a pretty decent command of sic physics that translates back in the mathematics
the most precise of all languages, the business of lying, stealing and cheating
which is what the business of “money creation” is all about requiring, however,
just a basic knowledge of history, economics and politics only going back as
far as the conclusion of hostilities following the Anglo-Boer-Farmer War of
1899-1902, to mention in passing that such intelligence does not require in the
least bit high IQ that results from not allowing yourself to get stupid which
you wouldn’t necessarily know is caused by having the “most average” who rise
to the top of the Bell Shaped curve interfere with your rather precise
sequencing.
But for good reason you may be even more clueless than
the simple task I have requested of you that I know versus believe would have
taken Mr. McLusky Esq. prior to his recent retirement about as long as the time
when he, my wife,
In other words the 1.5 English pennies I lose for
every minute you delay I don’t have to dig all that deep to come up with some
way to make up for this loss not to mention the opportunity costs, i.e. the
cost of the next best alternative to helping save the world by empowering the
kids to parent the parents who need the most help.
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