From: Gary S. Gevisser
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To: John K. Pollard Jr.
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: eFax Account Suspension Notice
Welcome to the club – I received a notice of eviction on Monday,
the result I assume of withholding $100 for the tree trimming from last
month’s rent on my studio which as a result of this epic real estate
inflationary bidding war is now worth a cool one million odd dollars to my
new landlord Mr. Jeff
Simple Smith and perhaps by the time the sun rises this morning
as much as a Godzilla billion trillion million mumbo-jumbo enchiladas.
I am still looking for a real estate attorney who cannot be
“bought and paid 4” [sic] while willing to take on Ted
Kimball’s regional law firm, hi Ted, altho I might just check out a
public defender which apparently won’t cost me a dime.
Yesterday Rod Smith and I developed the blueprint for our Clean Water Fund [CWF]
that should have every single person with a dime to their name investing in
this one of a kind perpetual motion machine that is not dependant on an
expanding population that will address the “needs” of each and
every one of us on this planet including in Rod’s words, “Rich
democrats so self absorbed that they promote policies to assuage their guilt
that destroy economic opportunity for those who are trying to make a living.”
I first got acquainted with Rod now a principal of “Stratecom” [sic] Inc. in the fall of 2003 when I was spearheading the California
Agricultural Partners for the Wetherly Capital Group who in addition to
being also “sumwhat” [sic] focused on the all important subject of
water were primarily in the “corruption” business their best
coup that I am aware of pulling off the rigging of the California Gubernatorial
elections held on November 8th
2002.
Prior to branching out in to the real world with his wife, a
Public Health guru and beautiful to boot who he met at the RAND Corporation,
the Think Tank for academics who can do more than entertain university students
about the myth of education, learning to talk and somehow using that as a substitute
for wisdom stems from coming out of university a different idiot than what one
went in, but an idiot nevertheless, Rod was an economics professor at the
University of Chicago during the height of “intellectual
egalitarianism”.
While knowing everything there is to know about the world of
oil
including that there are 42 gallons in a barrel of oil, Rod is without a doubt
the authority on water related issues west of the Colorado Rockys,
doubtful tho, despite his connections with the RAND Corporation he alone was
responsible for the run on the South African Rand despite RAND being based in
the Peoples Republic of Santa Monica, unlikely as well he will be able to get
my tenants at “1421” [sic] Stanford Street to use less water,
agree?
I am thinking of offering real estate player
Again I wouldn’t want to trade places with anyone and
should any one of my adversaries decide “enuf
is enuf” [sic] and take an ax to the back of my
head having no regard to who will take care of poor, poor, dog Pypeetoe I think
I made it perfectly to Guy, one of the best if not the very best of
Israel’s most elite special forces commandos to do no more than on every
Rosh Hash
I continue to wish each and every one of my adversaries the
very very best when next meeting up with our maker,
again, what goes around comes around, more and more even the “brainne dead” [sic] along with the
“useful idiots” and Lumpen proletarians,
realizing that there is something to be said in this “dog eat god”
[sic] world for each of us computing how many coincidences it takes be4 it is
no longer a coincidence while holding back as long as possible in sending in
their insurance premiums, agree?
Suffice to say I mostly took notes in what turned out to be a
rather brief meeting with
The hyperlink on the “blueprint” takes u to my
reproduction of Rod’s masterpiece that if I were capable of reading my
own handwriting would spell out the fluidity of this bulletproof watertight
worldwide water project that could be implemented well within 7 days if only I
were able to detach myself from all the other distractions that make life so
incredibly interesting at this time, to mention little again of the energy it
took to counter the Santa Anna winds as I headed north on Interstate 15 after
first meeting with our JoNathan’s math teacher at the crack of dawn
having to stop after an hour from near exhaustion to then be
“blasted” by Derrick Beare who
once again wanted me to explain to these useful idiots why they have nothing
better to do with their time than protest they never read any of my missives,
so forgetful r we when getting others to do our “dirty work” having
the likes of Derrick still so busy on this huge deal
pressure me to go easy on the monkeys they installed on their backs, agree?
Don’t u think we can all also agree on thanking G-D for
the wonder-drug Aspartame,
not to forget Rod’s classic, “U cannot win all
gambles with mother nature my constantly looking for ways to
get folks to find common ground, still believing that by getting those Rich
Democrats to engage me in the debate, “G-D does NOT exist”
I will eventually have them down on their hands and knees while begging for the
opportunity to invest with us never stop repeating at least under their breath
their love of G-D and how much they would appreciate when returning once again
to planet earth to be my dog, Pypeetoe, while chanting loudly,
“Over our dead body will we
have such a loser as John Kerry beat our great, great, great President, the
most honorable George W. Bush.”
Time to fly
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