From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
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Cc: rest
Subject: RE: Issues: Address; IRA
transfer
John, Marie has art-painting class today
but I will try to get it done tomorrow --- six thirty am is perhaps a little
early for my beautiful sleeping willow who seems to only get her head firmly
implanted in her pillow once she knows for certain the sun has risen although I
suspect it has more to do with the movement of the tides and God help us all if
he decides to fart, wrong vowel movements the stuff I find far more offensive
than mother nature at work.
I am thinking of instituting a “work-out”
regiment in her household right before going to bed, pillow fights
et al as just one other alternative to combating insomnia along with of course
replacing the counting of sheep with images of our resident fox
over at Stonehenge II which I saw mentioned in the news headline just the other
day but wouldn’t allow myself to be distracted when there are more
important matters at stake butt try
convincing the top dogs at TV Network of that let alone the print media who are
all dying on the vine.
Sometime today after I have moved an item
or two out of The Cave I will be responding to JW August the managing editor of
KGTV the ABC Network affiliate here in
I thought though you would get a bit of
kick out of JW August’s message.
The absolute literal translation reads as follows:
“Hello JW August.
After thinking about this for a couple of days and I did actually talk to the
gentleman [
I wish you luck. I would make a suggestion, um, you want to hear it. At the Reader which is the alternative publication here in town, and they’re a fearless bunch, Matt Potter is their investigative guy, M-A-T-T P-O-T-T-E-R. Check him out, he’s got a good rap, he could do it and at the Union Trib, um the investigative guy over there, at least the guy the most active that might be most interested is a guy named David Washburn, W-A-S-H-B-U-R-N. So the Reader you’ve got Potter and Washburn, they’re I guess, they are the only other people in town who really do this stuff full time
Good luck to you” [non-sic].
John, I have no idea if JW drinks alcohol
let alone vodka but by the time I am done with him I would hope you would be so
kind as to give him a gentle hand and a hug and tell him how much I love
America and I will only be happy once I see the word America removed from his
network’s name much like I want to see the National Association of
Broadcasters [NAB] banned from using the word “Broadcasters” in
their name given their propensity to stifle competition.
I lost it seems a day this week the result
perhaps of meeting with an inventor doctor of sorts who considers himself an
authority on things like carpel tunnel syndrome yet hadn’t heard of a not
so little insurance company called AIG that probably is still reeling from what
to do with the ever increasing soft-tissue cases that I could probably help get
a handle on once I start getting down to business. Of course I wasn’t in
the least bit surprised that Dr. “Peter” had not heard of the
landmark soft-tissue case that bears
my name. Trust me when I tell you Doctor “Peter”, I forget his last
name, was more than just a little soft in the head as well as the belly and
that was only after round one.
He managed to stay on his feet, although
he was sitting throughout, far longer than I ever would have expected. This was
a classic case of someone being “punch drunk” in what appears to
have been the first time in his career he has ever been put to the test. Later
when I spoke to the owner of the company I got the sense that if I really
wanted to pursue this technology I wouldn’t get the least bit of
resistance from those who actually call the shots.
Suffice to say when I need to cut to the
chase I know how although it really bothers me when I get even a little worked
up. “Peter” happens to have zero equity interest in what appears to
be a rather amazing device despite, he says, being the inventor. After
delivering a couple of one tTOo punches in the middle of the “no
contact” bout I finally got out of him that the device was extracted out
of NexMed
which happens to be right up my alley for a number of reasons to mention little
of this neat device being an electrical pulsing device that apparently
addresses all varieties of Herpes in short order and of course those of us with
a healthy sex life cannot afford to miss out on anything that takes the
“Mickey out of mice” let alone men with too big an ego to let their
partner know that they have been fooling around without protection.
By the time I was done with
“Peter” it looked like he was ready to join the seminary although I
suspect he headed over to closest emergency room to have his blood work
checked. It is a wonderful thing to see someone who considers himself above it
all, credentials up the kazoo, a concert pianist, a mathematician and chess
player to boot being drawn and quartered without there being a drop of blood
spilled, Chancy Gardener but in reverse. You had to have been over at the In N
Out Burger joint in
Fortunately
I think you would have found quite
interesting the argument “Peter” and I were having in terms of the
“quality vs
quantity” [sic] of strokes he was enduring while yours truly delivered
pound after pound of fresh beef recently slaughtered. After a couple of rounds
I took a break and fed a patty to Tipeetoe who got bit the
night before last at dog’s beach, never though to kick a gift horse in the
mouth.
No matter how much I telegraph my punches
that I don’t do well being lied to, best left alone, let alone someone
trying to cheat me, worse yet steal my time, it seems not everyone gets the
message that we sleep better at night living each day as though it were our
last making certain we have combated evil at every strike at bat and of course
who wants to throw a foul ball to a batsman who not only can play a descent
game of cricket but can respond in kind with a knuckleball.
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To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Issues: Address; IRA
transfer
1. I have the address correctly here but at the office, I only had the new one..]
2. Moving an IRA.
The two of you show up in my office after 6:30 AM and we can open the account in 15 minutes of paperwork. Bring a copy of the X statement so we can title the new IRA exactly as the old one reads. We do not wish to confuse the transfer process. She calls X and instructs them to Wire Funds to this new IRA. I will provide wire-transfer instructions. Leave something at X so the account stays open in case you wish to do anything further there.
The funds should transfer, same day, if we instruct X early enough in the day.
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I am still trying to work out why
So back to the main point of this footnote, perhaps it
is because of the incredible protection
Now given how generous Mr. Krinsk is with his friends
at times pointing them in the direction of me when he feels they need a knockout
job it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if he has cut a deal or tT-Oo with his wife’s
butcher that ensures the meat that is delivered contains enough fat to keep his
cardiologist friends out of the poor house to mention little of his “phat
doctor” friend who is constantly on TV in the same old drab suit. I am
going to include
By the way,