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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2006 1:19 PM PT
To: e.paulcavallier@wellsfargo.com
Cc: rest; daisysiu@pacifictrustbank.com; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Whitman Knapp Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; JRK@class-action-law.com; Rand LeShay - A MARK; SupremeInternetCourt@yahoogroups.com
Subject: FW:...NEXT SYMPOSIUM: EDUCATIONAL LIGHT JOURNEY FOR BANKER CAVALLIER...non-sufficient...

 

Mr. Cavallier,

 

I am currently waiting on the phone with the second female Wells Fargo employee investigating the matter that you felt was all “personal” to the point that you chose in your infinite wisdom not to respond to my very carefully worded 1907 odd word communiqué all geared toward taking you as well as anyone else DARING to support your misguided position on one extraordinary Educational Light Journey.

 

She is now back on the line.

 

Apparently when I closed the account back in 2005, paid off my credit line of $25K plus my credit card as well as the one and only car payment I have ever had, leaving me with zero debt, a charge came through my account that resulted in a negative balance of $107.44.

 

Wells Fargo then tacked on fees of $83 for the negative balance bringing the grand total to $190.44 that got reported to a credit bureau after I failed to pay it that prevented me just recently from opening an account with one of your competitors.

 

I am now explaining to this very good listener why in fact the world would be far better off if women were in charge from “minute one” and how stuff like my wife’s profound words, “The world would be far better off if women were on permanent PMS then they wouldn’t put up with any of the bullsh*t” [sic] which is really so sic, ties in with my forthcoming book Manager Minute One, all about empowering the kids to parent the parents who need the most help.

 

Now I am telling her how my one website www.Nextraterrestrial.com works,

 

“… Yes, we are on track to be the number one website on The Internet because more and more people are understanding that what is important is paying attention to what is not said as much as what is said, the deafening silences speaking the most volume, case in point Mr. Ted Paul-Cavallier who has this very fancy title ‘Personal Banker’ and as best I recall can in fact knot a tie and may very possibly have good personal hygiene but I will let you know more once I confer with my rather well balanced, athlete of athlete, incredibly precise, so mathematically minded, increasingly excellent artist painter and might I add again and then again, out of this world beautiful and unimaginably exotic both dressed and undressed French Canadian, Client-Partner-wife, Marie Dion Gevisser

 

…Yes, remember to click on to all the hyperlinks that include nude, semi-nude, and fully dressed animals as well as the best in shape human beings on the planet beginning of course with MDG.

 

… of course if you want to contribute more than just financially just keep reading the continuously updated heavily broadcasted and read communiqués from the ‘top down’ by clicking on www.SupremeInternetCourt.com that appears toward the top of page one of www.Next...Trial.com right after the sic graphics and if you want to read them all including the 1907 odd word email I sent this very typical single dimensional male employee of Wells Fargo, Ted Paul-Cavallier from the ‘bottom up’ just scroll down the page until you get to ‘…Less said the better’ to mention little of how apparently the 2400 or so individuals-groups who received a copy of such an ELJ communiqué that talks to how Mr. Cavallier could make the case to Justice Department officials why given my stellar track record of investing it would make perfect sense that I would steal a $100 were it not for the fact that I happen to have been raised knowing that not only is a conscience important to maintain throughout one’s life that is the only guarantee of continued logical thought processing but when all I would be inheriting was my GEVISSER very good name which in German means ’certain’, Gewissen ‘conscience’, that it would make perfect sense to protect my reputation at all cost …”

 

BTW I managed to explain to both female employees investigating this very important matter that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that women are by their nature far superior decision makers giving their innate nurturing abilities whereas men with one penis representing their single dimensional most common infantile behavior are best suited for bringing home the “KIL” [sic] so long as the woman loads the gun and just before the male pulls the trigger paralyses the beast with poison darts.

 

More importantly, both women have assured me that when they get home this evening they will not only take a look at www.Nextraterrestrial.com increasingly getting Public International Attention, the price of gold now trading at the awesome number of $717.00 a troy ounce, now dropping a little but well ahead of where it was this time yesterday.

 

Pretty awesome material contained in the previous hyperlink sent to me by a very well educated young Muslim lady who I met on an international flight that should really drive a stake through the heart of elitists who DARE put down such a great religion that has its heretics just like the Jews and the Christians, the hypocrites that we are.

 

BTW the reference number that has now been assigned to my case is 312-131E141524.

 

Stay tuned.

 

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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, May 07, 2006 10:02 AM PT
To: e.paulcavallier@wellsfargo.com
Cc: rest; daisysiu@pacifictrustbank.com; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State ; Whitman Knapp Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; JRK@class-action-law.com; Rand LeShay - A MARK; SupremeInternetCourt@yahoogroups.com

Subject: NON-SUFFICIENT FUNDS (NSF) ACTIVITY

 

Dear Paul,

 

Another most glorious sunshine day here deep in the Cleveland National Forest…---…