From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, November 05, 2006 9:57 AM
To: Mike Cady
Subject: FW: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Let
me know when?
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 5:25 PM
To: 'Mike Cady'
Subject: RE: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
I
hadn’t seen this email when I sent out the last.
Are
you available now online?
From: Mike Cady
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 4:31 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Spoke with Merna,she was very kind and
offered alot of info all good and very honest.
We need to put the pen to the
paper when you return.Have a great weekend!
Mike
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 6:06 PM
To: 'Mike Cady'
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Mike,
I assume
everything under the sun so long as you don’t find a way to communicate with me
even if it means talking to one of the birds you heard this morning sick as a
dog in bed and having them communicate things simply to me just as you did.
Thanks.
Now can you
imagine what a “dog and pony show” we would have if got the bird to tap dance
in addition to singing and writing emails?
The sun now
set.
Now stop
with your nonsense, drink tea, plenty of it, then when you are better come over
again to the cliff house and if you still need after speaking to Merna and
asking her if she needed me and/or my wife to fill out a credit application then
I would gladly run it by my wife, but you had better be very sharp with your
eyes when I demonstrate my “golden touch”.
Let me know
ASAP how long it is going to take you to get over here because I will probably
be heading noon tomorrow to join Marie at our Stone Home for possibly the rest
of the weekend although I could be back on Saterday.
For “sum”
[sic] reason and may be it is because more people who don’t have the flu are able
to pay better attention to my writings, are “coming out of nowhere” wanting us
to rent their properties and for all I know it could be Merna who has quite an
extraordinary following in this very heavily corrupt community.
I am just
finishing a rather lengthy email to Devin Standard, the executor of my estate
and my suggestion is that you read it carefully and again ask whatever
questions you want bearing in mind that Devin “runs circles” around his father,
the immediate past president of the New York State Bar Association and you will
see that I am taking Devin quite “to task” as he would also prefer I “slowed
things down” so that he too could get the sort of nest egg I have diligently
and painstakingly been working on ever since at around age 15 when I could read
a financial statement as well as the best out there concluded that things like
“credit reports” only serve to let people such as yourself, financial
institutions and the such “make out” like you are “adding value” when nothing
could be further from the truth.
Instead all
such reports do is give those who haven’t figured out how to play the game the
sense that they will find communion as the rich get richer in a church
gathering which of course even the poor know is for business networking but it
is so nice to once in a while see a familiar face and just hope they are doing
far worse off than you.
Without the
church there would be no poor and without the poor there would be no church.
Let me just
quickly give you one example of something that happens each and every day on
every street block throughout the world.
A Wall
Streeter walks along and goes and talks to a merchant who may just be the
janitor but can in fact put sentences together and the janitor agrees to block
up the toilets, happy to be paid a “handsome buck”.
The plumber
while unplugging the toilet attaches a wire to a robotic that
then travels through the sewer to the all businesses on each and every main street
throughout planet Mother Earth not forgetting the poor quality hole in the
ground toilets on the Inka trails leading in to Machu Picchu the robotic of
course aided by its clones placing miniature microphones along the rim of each
and every toilet.
Now you
know how we got the expression “No stone left unturned”.
Now you
have a sense of how Howard Stern gets his “dirty jokes” but notice I could have
made it rhyme a whole lot better.
Instead I
want to get your attention and have you figure out how extraordinarily easy it
has ALWAYS BEEN to get the numbers to produce all sorts of proformas
so long as you can get tenants to leave and replace them with tenants who in
exchange for “kickbacks” are willing to “pay through the nose”.
Again, not
only didn’t I get off a ship just yesterday but my reputation has always been
more important to me than “dying the richest person in the grave” not to
mention how if I had an ounce of larceny running through my veins I would have
just needed to say “yes” to my uncle David Gevisser the American head of the
DAAC not only when I was first formally offered the position when age 22 but
just 11 odd years ago when he and I lasted visited back at his official
residence in Johannesburg, South Africa.
Time to hit
the dirt path once again and who knows maybe I will run into Windy Winn.
Drink,
sleep, pee, drink, sleep, pee, think 10 year option, I’ll negotiate you down to
7 and then agree on 5 years.
But lets sleep on it.
Gg
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From: Mike Cady
Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 5:02 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Hi Gary,
I've been in bed all
day with the flu. Why do you asume so much ?Try and keep things simple.I'll
talk with Merna,Run a credit app. contract with you
at 10% .What else ,maybe $4800 pr mo.
Mike
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 3:33
PM
To: Mike Cady
Subject: FW: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
So where
are we?
BTW as very
eager as I am to do a deal with you, I must continue like you to make the most
of the “smart cards” that are “gifted” to me throughout the day and night just
to dream of pleasantness ahead.
Merna told
me when she got back to the house about an hour ago of another opportunity I
should examine and of course until such time as you “rili” [sic] focus on
getting this “done” I assume you are continuing to “shop the deal” that
increasingly looks like things are very much in the favor of tenants especially
great tenants who already have a landLADY NOT ALL ABOUT
MONEY, not even close.
Merna also
informed me that the most she could get for her magnificent house here on the
cliff during the height of the race season was $X a week, not to mention who
else besides for Merna has done the “numbers” on your property during race season
which I assume your “down to earth” clients are aware of, not to mention how
many of the tenants you would end up to renting to would “lie through their
teeth” and simply “pull out all stops” using duck tape if necessary to close
“the gaps” during race reason to try and make “ends meet” which is becoming
extraordinarily more difficult for Americans with each tick of the almighty
powerful clock.
You saw the
economic numbers today that talk loud and clear to American productivity now
“flat” while inflation is going through the roof and even if you don’t have as
good a grasp on quantitative
Again, I-we
bring much more “to the table” than money which is why you should try and make
a point at sunset this evening to drop by our one-of-a-kind cliff house in
heavily corrupt Del Mar and while enjoying the sunset and if not into wine or
crystal champagne as we celebrate another great day of achievements then I
could always serve you the finest of China’s tea while showing you why IT IS increasingly, “Whoever
has the gold makes the rules!” as the past and the future all come
together in the present.
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From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 5:54 AM
To: 'Mike Cady'
Subject: RE: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
An
excellent effort on your part but then again you haven’t spoken with Merna and
nor have you considered in my humble but seasoned opinion the non-monetary
values, at least in the short term, that I bring to the table beginning with
you looking at the positioning of your owners anything but “in nick” condition
property on an increasingly busy street versus what we pay for the total
tranquility of our out of this world view in “nick condition” Cliff House and
what more can I say about our gardeners who take such extraordinary care of the
our Garden of Eden that so far “money has not been able to buy”, yet you want a
2 month deposit when I would be happy to “suggest” to my wife that she advance
you, as you and I agreed on 6 months rent, at least in the beginning, when we
were talking about rent of $X a month, X% commission to you on subleasing
although go ahead and make the case for you getting more, a 5 year option at
the end of the 2 years blah blah.
You should
be in receipt of an email I sent earlier when I wasn’t so happy to my attorneys
in
Please feel
free to ask me any questions prior to me investing the time to respond more to
your points, my response going to have to wait until I test once again my
bicycle on the unstable cliffs of heavily corrupt Del Mar and then how about
meeting for breakfast at the Cliff House where you can be assured of one great
cappuccino?
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From: Mike Cady
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 9:17 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Thanks for the info, we are
getting close .
Outline of terms
…
10. Property should be ready
by the 15th of November.We Can deliver the front
house Monday
Anything
else? Let's get this done.
Mike
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 7:06 PM
To: 'Mike Cady'
Subject: RE: FW: ...DONT WAIT...---...
Mike,
Don’t have
them waste a moment longer in talking to Merna, her
number is 858-X.
She is home
right now watching TV and if necessary why not Dr. Ferdy
Stern who delivered me back on March 24th
1957 at
“High
maintenance tenant” my ass, not to mention I just came the biggest
cropper, ending up on my ass while riding my second-hand super-duper Cannondale
mountain bike that I totally overpaid for thinking it was worth more than 2
thousand dollars over retail, so much for all my “risk assessment” skills, to
mention little of whose feet I landed below, none other than the owners’ former
long term tenant, failed politician-journalist Windy Winn.
So please
explain to me in simple English, “this constant worries” business given what
YOU, not the owners, KNOW about the type of furnishings and art we would be
placing in these in need of “Tender Loving Care” residences that the previous
long term tenants for whatever reason saw fit not to maintain, apart from the
fact that they quite obviously had next to nothing to “lose”.
Yes, those
are the type of tenants you should be constantly worried about versus those who
are “here today gone tomorrow.”
There is no
way in a million years the owners, unless they are exactly as you describe,
“wonderful down to earth” and have no clue about real estate would consider my
wife and I anything but the very best of tenants so long as the landlords are
just like Merna Sturgis the best no-nonsense landlord in all of heavily corrupt
Del Mar, not to mention have the owners feel free to contract our new
restaurateur tenant in England, Mr. Clark to hear from him why he wrote just
before signing a long term lease with us the following:
Gary you are a star and a
Gentleman I as an act of good faith will draw cash and will deposit with your
lawyers by week end obviously on a returnable basis should you change your mind and decide not to proceed
Best Regards
Dave
Please once
again share this email with the owners and don’t forget to let them know what I
said about Chiquita Abbott who apparently knows the owners and their deceased
parents very possibly better than Windy Winn who I haven’t made it my business
to ask why he let his residence “go to stink”.
Time is
very much of the essence especially when you consider the fact that I am having
a rather difficult time understanding why the owners and YOU wouldn’t want to
have smart no nonsense people wiling if need be to kick back to the owners were
we to sublet during the race season to get them up to their asking price that
is absolutely not below market, not to mention each and every moment there is
yet another vacancy like the one directly across the street owned by what I
know to be a drug dealer, to mention little of you saving on both a couple of
thousand dollar fence plus a washer and dryer to mention in passing as I now
smell myself full of not simply dirt but very possibly the pee from Windy
Winn’s dog, how you fail to keep mentioning all the positives I-we bring to the
table simply focusing on the “negatives” that very possibly only “wonderful
down to earth” people would find “important” and so far apart from Merna
Sturgis I have yet to find such a person again in heavily corrupt Del Mar, to
mention once again that our official residence in Del Mar is not only in “nick
condition” but it sits atop what few would argue is the most valuable property
in possibly all of the United States alongside a garden nothing short of the
Garden of Eden.
So why
wouldn’t the owners want to bend over backwards to have my wife and I as long
term tenants assuming they weren’t ultimately interested in being part of the
real estate inflationary bidding wars very much on its last legs?
Gg
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From:
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 5:41
PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE: FW: ...LET US KNOW....Final fair lease[Scanned]
Sounds great but the
kids have me driving tonight to practice's .
Heard from owner ,they just returned from Tahoe, and have read all the
emails again.
There 1st response is -
this is a high maintenance tenant, wanting hardwood floors,discounted rent,long lease
etc.
I have cleared some of
that in my most recent discussion with them. These people are wonderful down to
earth folks and would rather leave it vacant then have constant worries. The
owners would like to talk to your existing landlord.The
studio was getting new carpet so they will think about that ,due to cost and
most tenants would not take care of them.
I'm trying to work this out
and appreciate your patients.I'll know more tomarrow.Would you be willing to fill out a credit app?
Mike
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 3:33 PM
To: 'Mike Cady'
Subject: RE: FW: ...LET US KNOW....Final fair lease[Scanned]
What
are you doing this evening? If you are interested in a bicycle ride along the
cliffs you can join me at the cliff house followed by watching the sunset –
Marie is at our stone home.
From:
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 1:09 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: ...LET US KNOW....Final fair lease[Scanned]
Hi Gary ,
I left a message w/owners.I'll email you as soon as I hear anything.
Mike
----- Original Message ----
From: Gary S. Gevisser <gevisser@sbcglobal.net>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, November 1, 2006 12:19:13 PM
Subject: RE: FW: ...LET US KNOW....Final fair lease[Scanned]
Following
our conversation this morning I had the opportunity to see the house that
Chiquita Abbott, a friend of our landlady Merna Sturgis, represents, not to
mention that Chiquita apparently knows the owners of the property you
represent.
Today is
the first and I would like to do a deal ASAP with the owners.
From:
Sent: Saturday, October 28, 2006 8:35 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: ...LET US KNOW....Final fair lease[Scanned]
Hi
Gary ,
Forwarded your email
to owner.
We are taking apps thru the 1st. and will make a decision. Property won't be
ready until the 15th.
I'll
keep you posted .
Thanks Mike