From:
Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Madeleine Wright
Subject: RE: Signup Confirmation
Madeline – is it really
worth getting all crazed?
Remember if there is a G-D don’t you think
He-She would not only forgive me for this mistake, my reconfigured network
finding your email address that I thought had been wiped out, but possibly
quite stirred to reward me with more gifts not when I die, again, but now in
this lifetime, again, for what exactly has you so troubled given I have yet to
hear a single Catholic other than Amos Wright acknowledge that not only was
Jesus born Jewish, lived the life of a righteous Jewish person, murdered
brutally for taking on the Romans who morphed into the Roman Catholic but in
all likelihood got buried in a Jewish cemetery according to Jewish custom never
thinking in his wildest dreams that along would come people behaving just like
the Jewish high priests who you may recall depending upon where you got your
schooling used the most atrocious language as this greatest Jewish person who
has ever lived, again, turned the applecart upside down in front the Jewish
Temple which it seems to me, a proud orthodox Jewish person, the Roman Catholic
Church in particular is more hell bent in resurrecting than following Jesus Christ’s
call to hell with all the civility?
Hell as well as heaven you would surely agree here
on this most amazing planet Mother Earth?
As much as I know you are doing a wonderful job
taking care of Amos
I think you may end up being shamed especially if I am right that G-D is
extraordinarily vengeful especially towards those who focus on language
oblivious to how language along with the biggest guns has kept the poor increasingly
poor and the rich doing the most marvelous con job of trickling down the costs
of them getting richer on to the back of the poor increasingly enlightened
thanks to ordinary people like me as to why it is that without the poor there
would be no church and without the church there would be no poor.
Love,
Ps
– Since neither of us is G-d, it wont be that long before we both find
out which one of us was “write” [sic] about G-D being
extraordinarily SMART, smart enough to keep track of not only what we say each
and every moment of the day but what we do as well as fail to do.
Ps I
– It is possible given my computer illiteracy for it to take another 24
hours to remove your email address permanently unless of course you decide
otherwise.
Ps II
– Marie is having a party tonight for “sum” [sic] of her
girlfriends from
Bear in mind I understand only from Marie that
Sebastian will not be coming to my party, making a point, again according to
Marie, of letting everyone in the world know, given how Marie knows that
everything she tells me of interest to the world will be broadcast, that he
would have preferred to be with the girls.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Madeleine Wright
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Signup Confirmation
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-----Original Message-----
From:
Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005
5:11 PM PT
To: Charlotte Dupree -
admin@playboy.com
Cc: rest;
Subject: RE: Signup Confirmation
Ok, so you are another one hell bent on my websites beginning
with www.NextraterresTrial.com remaining on track to be the number 1 et al primary sources of
information-knowledge-light to the next generation increasingly thanks to the
likes of you aware of not only why there is no such thing as a “generation gap” only a "credibility
gap" but what they can now at Light-G-D-speed do about it?
Please point me and all to where in your unsolicited "offer" which I happily "accepted"
does it state clearly in "black and white"
your cancellation policy and I assume in the same bold print as your mostly
silicon breasts?
Moreover, besides for "dirty pictures" what really attracts all of us,
rich and poor, is the "dirt" on others beginning with family
members who we have figured out "use and abuse"
first their own, perfecting the art of "spear
and shield" before taking on the rest of mankind?
Surely you agree that mankind is the
oxymoron of all time which brings me to the most important point you should now
this instant share with Hef and his daughter, in the words of my most eloquent
and elegant French Canadian, 1/32nd Huron Indian, math wizard,
artist-painter, designer, athlete of athlete, Client-Partner-Wife,
"The world would be much better off if women were on
permanent PMS then they wouldn’t put up with any of the bullshit."
Knock me Out
by first acknowledging you weren’t quite expecting this “wake up”
call so early in the week?
Second, give “sum” [sic] thought as
to why the next generation are more interested to explore Hitler’s rise
to power than all previous generations who thanks to missives such as this know
perfectly well that the fundamentals of the western economy are today at least
as bad as during the
Bear in mind I
sent earlier to my one private banker a 1788 word communiqué, the least
bothersome from what I gathered from his follow up phone call which was not
called for, was that I would be withdrawing another $42,111.00 [Forty two
thousand one hundred and eleven United States Dollars] in cash, this email
excluding his and his bank’s name will be uploaded on the AIG Yahoo
message board once I am done uploading the almost 16,000 word draft email to
our great President, very much looking forward to George’s input on the
final version.
Third, when looking out your window, notice
any slight movement whether it be the air, a person making a gesture, a dog
peeing on a lamppost, then give some thought to say any banker you know, empathize
with the difficulty they are now having “playing the
game” reading not only what I sent earlier but this Time To Tell The Truth
draft communiqué to Mr. Bush that I plan to have hand-delivered to the White
House.
Next factor in
when calculating their level of anxiety that they are also now reading this
missive as I get distracted by both a Navy helicopter, the pilot not having the
same profile as the one that flew by an hour or so earlier as well as some
dolphins making the most of rather washed out surfing conditions here at 11th
Street in Del Mar, California, still not quite able to get over how incredibly
good looking and in the most amazing shape is this bunch of women in their
early to mid twenties who come by our Cliff House every morning pretty much the
same time, none of them quite frankly having the good looks and shapely figure
of my wife twice their age if not more, to mention little of
Four, would you be interested in coming to my
party tomorrow night and of course I would not invite more than Dr. John K. Pollard and the godly
artist-painter Sebastian Capella
so long as you bring along a dozen or so playmates that I would first run by
both Dr. Pollard as well as Mr. Capella just to make sure that I don’t
come across as being so pitifully discriminating.
Five, would you be at least equally motivated
when you take your daily two ten minute breaks and perhaps only half your lunch
time to upload my “manifesto” to Mr. Bush on to other Internet
message boards besides for the AIG Yahoo Message
Board,
Six, while continuing to “play
banker” think of what is going through Federal Reserve Chairman
Mr. Chairman, how are you doing with your flowchart and when done would
you be willing to enter it in the competition…?
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-----Original
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From: admin@playboy.com
Sent:
To:
Subject: RE: Signup Confirmation
Hello
Our cancellation
policy is to cancel by phone.
Our toll free
number is 800-276-6048. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Charlotte Dupree
Playboy.com
Membership Services
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Give me a break!
You take my
credit card over the internet and yet you want me to make a phone call to
cancel while at the same time finding the time to respond via the internet with
such nonsense?
Think twice
before I bring more Public International Attention to this issue.
As hard as it may
be to believe I only signed up after receiving an unsolicited email from you to
see what it would take to cancel 17 odd minutes after giving you my credit card
figuring you would think that all of us males and lesbians are a bunch of
"dik-s" [sic].
Important to at
least try and do things "backwards and forwards"
in compliance with Quantum Mechanics, our one website www.EmanANDdog.com spelling out a number of things you
might want to make Hef and his daughter aware of before I decide to take you
all on more of an educational light journey all geared toward promoting my
forthcoming book M
Gary S. Gevisser
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I WISH TO CANCEL
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Subject: Signup Confirmation
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