From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, September 22, 2004 2:45 AM
To: John K. Pollard Jr.
Cc: rest;
Devin Standard; FBI
Subject: RE: eFax Account Suspension Notice

 

Welcome to the club – I received a notice of eviction on Monday, the result I assume of withholding $100 for the tree trimming from last month’s rent on my studio which as a result of this epic real estate inflationary bidding war is now worth a cool one million odd dollars to my new landlord Mr. Jeff Simple Smith and perhaps by the time the sun rises this morning as much as a Godzilla billion trillion million mumbo-jumbo enchiladas.

 

I am still looking for a real estate attorney who cannot be “bought and paid 4” [sic] while willing to take on Ted Kimball’s regional law firm, hi Ted, altho I might just check out a public defender which apparently won’t cost me a dime.

 

Yesterday Rod Smith and I developed the blueprint for our Clean Water Fund [CWF] that should have every single person with a dime to their name investing in this one of a kind perpetual motion machine that is not dependant on an expanding population that will address the “needs” of each and every one of us on this planet including in Rod’s words, “Rich democrats so self absorbed that they promote policies to assuage their guilt that destroy economic opportunity for those who are trying to make a living.

 

I first got acquainted with Rod now a principal of “Stratecom” [sic] Inc. in the fall of 2003 when I was spearheading the California Agricultural Partners for the Wetherly Capital Group who in addition to being also “sumwhat” [sic] focused on the all important subject of water were primarily in the “corruption” business their best coup that I am aware of pulling off the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections held on November 8th 2002.

 

Prior to branching out in to the real world with his wife, a Public Health guru and beautiful to boot who he met at the RAND Corporation, the Think Tank for academics who can do more than entertain university students about the myth of education, learning to talk and somehow using that as a substitute for wisdom stems from coming out of university a different idiot than what one went in, but an idiot nevertheless, Rod was an economics professor at the University of Chicago during the height of “intellectual egalitarianism”.

 

While knowing everything there is to know about the world of oil including that there are 42 gallons in a barrel of oil, Rod is without a doubt the authority on water related issues west of the Colorado Rockys, doubtful tho, despite his connections with the RAND Corporation he alone was responsible for the run on the South African Rand despite RAND being based in the Peoples Republic of Santa Monica, unlikely as well he will be able to get my tenants at “1421” [sic] Stanford Street to use less water, agree?

 

I am thinking of offering real estate player Alan Friedman et al a free hosing down if they would like to cool off in one of my showers, earlier this evening I had a rather lengthy phone call with my Israeli buddy Guy Friedman who I can assure u is only connected to Alan as far back as when G-D commanded Abraham to take a slice off us Jewish males whose egos had got in the way of good trading practices, not to suggest either that Rod had a hand in assisting my extraordinary mother in the sale of Oil of Olay invented by 2 Durban, South African chemists.

 

Again I wouldn’t want to trade places with anyone and should any one of my adversaries decide “enuf is enuf” [sic] and take an ax to the back of my head having no regard to who will take care of poor, poor, dog Pypeetoe I think I made it perfectly to Guy, one of the best if not the very best of Israel’s most elite special forces commandos to do no more than on every Rosh Hashanah [New Year] send each and every one of my detractors a protractor to rummage around wherever they see fit, Pi not Round Pi r² along with a Get Well card, much along the lines of the Get Well hyperlink u sent me as I battled pretty much everything G-D-Nature had to throw my way in my efforts to bring about worldwide peace.

 

I continue to wish each and every one of my adversaries the very very best when next meeting up with our maker, again, what goes around comes around, more and more even the “brainne dead” [sic] along with the “useful idiots” and Lumpen proletarians, realizing that there is something to be said in this “dog eat god” [sic] world for each of us computing how many coincidences it takes be4 it is no longer a coincidence while holding back as long as possible in sending in their insurance premiums, agree?

 

Suffice to say I mostly took notes in what turned out to be a rather brief meeting with Rod Smith given the fact that although grandeur than any project I am aware of in the history of our species its simplicity is nothing short of breathtaking.

 

The hyperlink on the “blueprint” takes u to my reproduction of Rod’s masterpiece that if I were capable of reading my own handwriting would spell out the fluidity of this bulletproof watertight worldwide water project that could be implemented well within 7 days if only I were able to detach myself from all the other distractions that make life so incredibly interesting at this time, to mention little again of the energy it took to counter the Santa Anna winds as I headed north on Interstate 15 after first meeting with our JoNathan’s math teacher at the crack of dawn having to stop after an hour from near exhaustion to then be “blasted” by Derrick Beare who once again wanted me to explain to these useful idiots why they have nothing better to do with their time than protest they never read any of my missives, so forgetful r we when getting others to do our “dirty work” having the likes of Derrick still so busy on this huge deal pressure me to go easy on the monkeys they installed on their backs, agree?

 

Don’t u think we can all also agree on thanking G-D for the wonder-drug Aspartame, not to forget Rod’s classic, U cannot win all gambles with mother nature my constantly looking for ways to get folks to find common ground, still believing that by getting those Rich Democrats to engage me in the debate, “G-D does NOT exist” I will eventually have them down on their hands and knees while begging for the opportunity to invest with us never stop repeating at least under their breath their love of G-D and how much they would appreciate when returning once again to planet earth to be my dog, Pypeetoe, while chanting loudly,

 

“Over our dead body will we have such a loser as John Kerry beat our great, great, great President, the most honorable George W. Bush.

 

Time to fly

 

Gary

 

 

 

 

 

 

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