From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2003 8:01 AM
To:
Sternshow (sternshow@howardstern.com)
Subject: When the dialogue become two monologues it is the beginning of the end.

 

 

Mr. Stern, it is now going on 7:53AM PST and I am just getting up. Just before I went to sleep last night I saw a glimpse of your show on the E Channel and a couple of ladies wearing tightly clad ¡°Golf¡± shirts a world apart from ¡°shirtsleeves tu shirtsleeves in 3 generations¡± and u may come across in the hyperlinks my only beginning to start talking at age 3.

 

I have a story that will ¡°knock the socks¡± off you, it is bigger than Watergate in that its tentacles extend to the biggest water conglomerate in the word, Vivendi and as you know without ¡°clear¡± drinking water we are all butt dead.

 

The question is whether Clear Channel Communications would allow this story to be aired despite them knowing that you are not only a ¡°breath of fresh air¡± but you bring in the bucks despite not wearing a suite like Mr. Sandy Weill who appears today on the front of The New York Times to mention little of your long hair.

 

The ¡°haircut¡± we are going to take if the source of the corruption at the highest levels of our government are not addressed will make for quite a ¡°rainy¡± day.

 

4 sum time now I have been perfecting my ¡°Perfect Storms¡± geared toward getting folks to think not only differently, that their vote can count, that they can stand up to the rising tide but more importantly that they can resolve conflict without going the lawsuit route.

 

My efforts began in earnest with my website www.footsak.com, the word ¡°Footsak¡± is South African slang for giving someone a ¡°kick in the rear¡±. The cartoon you see there helped get the SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] to file a class action lawsuit against Ronald ¡°The Finagle King¡± Perelman with less than a couple of hours or so ¡°to go¡± before the statute of limitations ran out.

 

I don¡¯t know precisely when my unorthodox methods resulted in what is assuredly a ¡°paradigm shift¡± in the way ¡°business as usual¡± is coming to an end for the fact that I was on the west coast at the time but beat the press by sum 8 hours or so in getting ¡°the word¡± out.

 

For the next couple of days I am here in New York City with the lady of my dreams who despite being rather attractive has never had to use her ¡°polished up¡± good-looks to mention little of she-is-it body given the fact that she has quite the mind always mindful of others, a math wizard to boot.

 

Nor is my math all that bad with a penchant 4 solving problems in short order, going ¡°back & forth¡± just as in Quantum Mechanics; www.NextraTerrestrial.com just one of sum 100 odd websites geared toward getting folks into ¡°tip top¡± condition.

 

It is all in the way we are conditioned best described in

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything

 

It is all about ¡°change¡± and how those best able to adapt, moreover embrace new meanings without becoming mean and greedy are the ones that ultimately fair best described in

 

Sum

Things

Are

Built tTOo

Last.

Evolution?

 

My father was a fighter-bomber-pilot during WWII and ¡°his approach¡± to resolving conflict back then is very much different to what it is today, hoping like most of the older generation that the mistakes they made simply don¡¯t get repeated believing that certain things be ¡°swept¡± under the carpet.

 

¡°My Marie¡± who is simply ¡°on loan¡± recently said it best, ¡°When the dialogue become t0o monologues it is the beginning of the end¡± [sic].

It is, however, all about coming up with the right economic solutions, measuring our words ever so carefully and yesterday while visiting the Art & Design Museum I was pleasantly surprised to see your ¡°ugly¡± face on the cover of Esquire Magazine with the words plastered all over it,

 

¡°I

 

hate

 

myself¡¡

 

and u love me 4 it¡± [sic]

 

Now of course given my ¡°ugly duckling¡± looks and rarely if ever wearing a suit make me one would say a ¡°perfect target¡± and of course there are sum like my one attorney colleague Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. who are convinced that my death will be a blow to the ¡°back of the head¡± assuring me that it will be ¡°painless.¡±

 

My credibility goes back quite a ways doing my ¡°level best¡± to stay off the ¡°radar screen¡± knowing a thing or too about giving folks a ¡°haircut¡± as well as being in the right place at the right time to always make the most of my precious time.

 

My involvement as CEO of a medical device company that had Judge Jack Weinstein in Federal Court here in Brooklyn take note is the first time my name essentially appeared in print altho just a few days after I was born there was a picture taken of me and my mother surrounded by a couple of her models with a caption that read something about me ¡°bursting into tears.¡±

 

In the past when visiting New York especially when I was ¡°on assignment¡± for the Epilady folks I would stay at the Barbizon which is where my mother and her one model Penny Coelen stayed at when Penny won the Miss World in 1958.

 

I decided this time, however, to stay at a hotel on 42street 4 a ¡°hole number of reasons¡± some of which I can explain and sum not always at first, never tho one tu dig myself a hole.

 

It was never important that I be first in my class even though I understood pretty quickly the importance of¡¡ stuff such as ¡°Queuing Theory¡± which I use tu test out whether my explanations of how we can in fact ¡°take back our world¡± without going off the ¡°deep end¡±, holding our elected leaders accountable blah blah doesn¡¯t interfere with the flow of traffic, i.e. if a checker doesn¡¯t lose their rhythm as I increase my pace then no doubt I have a best seller on my hands, Manager Minute One a take off of the business book best seller One Minute Manager, that we should be our own managers from minute one perhaps not as ¡°attractive¡± as eMANandDOG.com¡êmoc.GODdnaNAME.

 

Marie+I are now off tu museums + shows but should you wish tu contact me you can do so by calling my cell 1-858-SEL-NEXT and while you are at it why not check out www.sellnext.com

 

It is now 8:00AM PST and I got this email completed in less than the 5 minutes I was given by the one and only who commands me so well.

 

Time tu fly.

 

Gary S. Gevisser