From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Friday, April 18, 2003 12:35 PM
To: 'Ed Bertolas'
Cc:rest
Subject: RE: Hannity Colmes - The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth

 

Subject: The Meek With Teeth Shall Inherit The Earth

 

Ed, I thought you would enjoy hearing about the “good guys” winning “4 for a ” [sic] or [non-sic]? Or have you simply lost the hang, i.e. the angle of the dangle to rock?

 

I will soon be following up with Ron Bellows of AIG once I finish lunch and after a hike in the mountains with Pypeetoe who is probably right now tearing the rock cabin apart.

 

The last time I saw you at dog’s beach you looked like you were carrying the problems of the world on your head, no time to sit and chat? Are you not amazed why American football coaches have yet to figure out a better way to strengthen athletes’ neck muscles and at least try having their players spend the time they sit on the sidelines carrying jars filled with water on top of their heads? And to make it interesting for the spectators to have folks throw ping pong balls allowing folks in the “nose bleed” sections to participate without increasing the stadium’s and the teams’ liability insurance premiums?

 

Even though you asked before to be removed from my e-mail list I though that since you are a “head hunter” you might be interested on why I suspect folks like yourself will soon take up position in the food-lines next to psychologists and psychiatrists. According to the gentleman I met with last night who sells jewelry at such venues the upcoming worldwide depression is helping the swap meet business immeasurably. I have now tasked this incredibly bright engineer cum entrepreneur with gathering more data on this market place that I hope to “corner” sometime soon.

 

In other words I thought it would still pay you to know in as close as it gets to real time which direction the wind blows?

 

Can you imagine what it must have been like for our ancestors who trooped through the desert for some 40 years especially those at the tail end of the line sucking in more than dust, and that even if one was in the “slipstream” position “ducking and diving” to avoid airborne human feces if there was a sudden shift in the wind…?

 

This “back and forth” must have been the makings of what made some Jewish folk so smart despite the inbreeding, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Now of course if you were close to the Red Sea you could always dive for cover. Would you agree that this “ducking & diving” phrase may have had its roots going back some 4,000 years or are your roots more closely allied with those I am sending on an educational journey to Timbuktu?

 

Now before you pull out what remains of your incredible full set of hair it is always possible that someone copied on this email perhaps even Ms. “Brain dead” [sic] could take a liking to you and want to shack up close, and of course you know that the left wing liberal elitists are all about getting the sympathy vote, a poor substitute for their own shortcomings, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Remember though anyone on my email list whether or not they agree with me on everything will undoubtedly want for you to become a little more transparent in terms of what makes you so eligible besides for being a whole lot better looking than me, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Not much has really changed over the years evidenced by a whole lot of European French and even some English folk limiting their bathing, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Perhaps I will finally “bottle up” Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown before the Sabbath begins this evening.

 

In just a matter of hours, days, and I suspect no more than a few weeks it is going to be lights out for all those with tunnel vision who perhaps are negotiating right now with the Syrians for some night vision glasses believing that knocking off my “pink socks” will prevent me delivering a healthy dose of reality check that their shit does in fact stink.

 

Hang Grubbygrub.com!

 

Gary

 

 

From: Ed Bertolas

Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 8:30 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Hannity Colmes - The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth

 

 

Take me off your list , please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!