From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, January 23, 2005 2:46 PM PT
To: Dad
Cc: rest; Solly Krok; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Emile Myburgh Esq; Dr. Jonathan Beare
Subject: ...fals... Ted Turner... jumped out of top floor...

Dad,

Perhaps it is because my last missives begged more interesting questions that has many more folks from all walks of life vicariously tuned in to our one of a kind website www.NextraterresTrial.com, first reading the Design-Designers-Design be4 scrolling down and clicking on to ”...less said the better”, more than a handful asking what Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk a very skilled and experienced SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigator] has to say these days, Mr. JRK it so happens was in fact the very first individual in an effort to distract me from pulling the plug on the SCAL business that has been in midst of transformation for some time who without really knowing my intimate knowledge of the DAAC thought my energies would be better spent in lassoing this mafia of mafia organizations than disrupting his “play time” to mention little of Emile Myburgh a South African lawyer who went lame with us on the Inka trail being one of 2 individuals of approximately 150,000 individuals-groups in receipt of my recent broadcasted missives quite eloquently voicing his objections without being specific, Emile’s father I seem to recall a leading man in the South African Dutch Reform Church,

Gary,

Please stop sending me your KAK!!!! I assume you are still aware of the meaning of that quaint Afrikaans word.

Emile

A good number not only interested in terms of what became of the $10 million we got Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman to fork over as he scrambled to buy up what little shares of Revlon Corporation remained in the public hands doing everything possible to keep me the little Rattlesnake from continuing to pump my venom into his disgusting hide, an even larger number it seems zeroing in eager to know what became of the $6 million upfront fee paid to your first cousin David Gevisser back in March 1971 that allowed the wife of the richest man in the world to hold on to the bragging rights of “running” Charles Engelhard’s one of a kind mafia of mafia organizations the world has ever known as well as chomping at the bit to hear directly from uncle David whether he as well as his wife Hedda and/or possibly all their kids including my prolific author-journalist cousin Mark Gevisser preparing to do a 6 part television series having penned the autobiography of South Africa’s prime minister Mr. Thabo “I like my drink” Mbeki attended Jane Engelhard’s funeral at the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Help in Bernardsville, back on March 4^th of last year as well as her husband’s burial which “astonishingly” took place 33 years earlier at St. Mary’s Abbey Church in Morris Township, agree?

I am back at our rock cabin in the mountains east of San Diego the welcomed rains and the incredible sunlight generating the growth critical to afford the ever dwindling above ground wildlife protection from the “phatso” [sic] hunters getting such rises out of shooting long tailed foxes just for the fun of it, each time Pypeetoe and I walk past the rotting carcasses of these most awesome creatures, our resident long tailed fox most assuredly one of the victims of mankind behaving so unkind to Mother-G-D-NAture it becomes easier to recognize the genius of G-D, again no one likes to be told what to do and how to do it, no one that is who has been poorly conditioned and quite obviously the greed factor has now filtered into our DNA which as u know “replicates faithfully” good and evil, number the essence of all things.

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything!

Sum

Things

Are

Built tTOo

Last.

Evolution?

Why not read Numbers the 5^th Book of Moses and tell me what u think it is that should have me spending time reading it.

Hard to forget your brother in law Dr. Leizer Molk, remember he sent me quite recently the “Save Zena” email telling us both when we all broke bread together at this one incredibly tranquil spot that the Chairman and CEO of The Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies once told your sister Daphne Gevisser Molk, Leizer’s now deceased wife, that she, Daphne, “had more balls than all the Gevisser boys combined” which was in fact very possibly the most truthful words to have ever come out of this scoundrel accountant’s mouth, as u know even the most pathological liars sometimes tell the truth, agree?

Then again, Sol “Little King” Moshal only a very short while be4 our SMART G-D decided to return your nemesis to our most amazing Mother Earth got the pleasure of being formally introduced to yours truly, his one and only question, “What is it that is so great about the Yanks?” had me as u recall getting up off the seat facing him as his wife Gretchen looked on, clearing my throat ever so quietly and when kneeling to the side whispered a few choice words that I am quite certain even tho he remains one of those dung beetles pushing crap atop molehills gifted enough senses from our SMART G-D to know one should never ask a question without first having a real good idea about the answer, agree?

U recall that Gretchen during The Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies’ heyday was being serviced by Sidney Fobb, whose son Jeffrey Fobb Esq. was “Leizer Milk’s” [sic] favorite niece’s, my cousin Karene Gevisser’s first real boyfriend, agree?

Yes, we have seemed right up until this very precise moment in time to pollute to “know end” [sic] our planet ME, so willing have we been to mortgage our children’s future to die the richest generation one generation after the next repeating the same old mistakes time and again to the point that it must be so incredibly boring to the next generation who r increasingly getting tuned off finding shelter either in their baseball hard hats or their ipods worst of all those fricken “self” [sic] phones that thank G-D continue to function even when The Internet goes down, agree?

Each tick, however of the almighty powerful clock has our great President the most honorable George W. Bush securing not only the top spot amongst the greatest leaders of all time but gifting each and every one of us Jewish, Christian, Muslim, and those having no spirituality an opportunity to use whatever perfect non-vacuum of space remains between our ears for the general good and that must still very possibly include David Gevisser, Mark Gevisser’ father and blue eyed boy of the Little King neither the Little King nor David seeing fit to introduce u and your father who had not only the largest block of shares in the Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies but the “controlling block” to Charles Englehard when this busy man was carving up the “word” [sic] with his indicted co-conspirator Mr. Harry Oppenheimer so that when u and I visit the gravesides of both the Little King and Charles Engelhard using the Queen’s English thank each of them profusely for our piece of the action or were u simply relying on me having quite the balls?

Pypeetoe suddenly whining uncontrollably like when he once got a small knick from another exuberant dog who went a little overboard at Dog’s Beach in Del Mar.

U recall my one and only promise to the Little King as I began to raise myself handing him a paper serviette just be4 declaring in a louder voice,

“Mr. Moshal, please finish chewing on your cookie, and of course I will thank Gretchen for this wonderful spread, remember I was schooled by the Queen of Charm Schools who I don’t recall when listening in to all her lectures Zena Gevisser saying there was anything wrong with telling u that when u die at least one Gevisser Yank will come and piss on your grave!”

Pypeetoe has either an infected tick bite,,, more likely tho, a spider bite,,, ching ching.

Time to fly.

Gary

Ps – R u impressed with T4 Mohapi’s verbiage which he plans on using next with Solly and Zena, Royal Mater?

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