From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Monday, February 02, 2004 5:47 PM
To: Aaron"BrownNose" Brown
Cc: Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com)
Subject: Next Symposium (:) Shock Jock II (:)

 

Professor – the time is 5:27 PM PST waiting 4 our kid tu finish his baseball practice, his biological father, once again, an assistant coach, although based on the message he left earlier today on our answering machine it looks like the Sperm Donor has now lost much of his disgusting voice.

Earlier today just be4 heading out the door with “Tap” to grab a check from The Cave so as tu pay 4 the Cannondale mountain bike, making it down to Rainwaters with lunch with Mr. JRK with sum 9 minutes tu space, I sent u an E-mail.

Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. making it to the top of the stairs at the outside sitting area greeted by my dog, Pypeetoe at exactly 12:39 PM PST our dialogue beginning, "Denial... resigned..." once my good friend Jeffrey agreed to pick up the tab that awaited us from the last time we dined together 4 sum reason neither of us thinking that my dog had eaten 2 porterhouse steaks each porterhouse weighing no less than 48 ounces.

In “Jew Course” [sic] I will have a hyperlink evidencing the $88 for just the one steak my SIG [Super Italian Greyhound] devoured on that memorable day, Mr. JRK seemingly not all that comforted that I will have the tax code totally revamped be4 he is required to file his 2004 expenses which I understand limits the deductibility of gifts to one’s “god” [sic] the business models of the super rich just a matter of days from imploding, agree?

Or

As long as it takes to get the message out of how really smart people make it their business to “befriend” tax specialists in each country who cannot be “bought” butt whose business model it is tu empower the “local royalty”, Mr. JRK beginning tho tu feel the royalty stream that will come “our” way, Manager Minute One, again just hours away from being available if not on bookshelves certainly on The Internet, The Diamond Invention, pretty close tu home, agree?

My ability to have the likes of u doing nothing more at this point than “bruch” [sic] your teeth in the morning, take a crap, and then sleep walk the rest of the day, gaining momentum, agree?

So in the event your spam blocker is interfering with your ability tu learn bel
ow is the email I sent u while “rapping” with Mr. “Tap.”
 
Good evening,

Gary S. Gevisser
The Rattlesnake