From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, February 20, 2007 1:34 PM PT
To: Pearl Center
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Subject: I MAY NOT AGREE WITH A WORD YOU SAY BUT I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT...Pearl Certer

 

Dear Amy,

 

Currently I am engaged in a “dialogue” with an American lawyer now working for the International Monetary Fund who I met at the bottom of the zipline at Simatai Wall, Beijing back on June 20^th of last year.

 

You can follow along by clicking on the “dia” hyperlink.

 

I have been waiting for such an “informative” communication such as yours ever since returning from my first trip to China in the spring of 1989 just prior to the Tiananmen Square “incident” that only began to make sense to me when I later visited Israel in the fall of 1989 and spoke with Israelis some of whom have known me since the summer of 1966 on my first trip to Israel when I was all of 9 years of age and my mother who was visiting Israel “two and three times a year from the earliest days of 1949, writing reports for different publications” when she was just still 19 years of age and married to my father less than 3 months thought it important that I get “comfortable” with weaponry such as the Uzi submachine gun that would prove rather effective in close combat when battling some 12 months later along the streets of Jerusalem leading to the Western-Wailing Wall.

 

Photos without captions such as the one written by Royal Mater, “Gary ‘in training’ Jan ‘68” [click on hyperlink above words, “summer of 1966”] don’t tell as “clear cut” a story which leave it up to the imagination of the viewer who has to rely on their own judgment as to what is fact and what is fiction.

 

Americans more so than other peoples I am familiar with have this extraordinary need to want to belong to a group not really bothered whether the T-shirt says made in China so long as it is cheap and has recognizable facing such as an American football team with a foolish name such as the Atlanta Indians or Cleveland Patriots, the professional athletes who chop and change teams like the weather not bothering fans anywhere near as much as someone such as me, a NEWish immigrant with an ENGLISH accent has this habit of not caring in the least about either the so banded about statistics let alone the ridiculously distracting names all part of what we can all eventually agree contributes to the dummying down of America.

 

The overwhelming majority of Americans up until very recently when they began reading my missives would have considered themselves “patriotic” and yet if you were to have asked them if they trust their elected and non-elected government officials they would answer, pulling a face suggesting a stupid question and if feeling the need to answer say words to the effect,

 

“I trust them as far as I can throw them”.

 

But should you then go on to simply ask, “What makes you think they are smart to manage the economy beginning with whether they should be running the currency printing presses 23 or 24 hours a day?” so you began to feel a “shakiness” that will shortly lead to very little “talk” of any kind including “small talk”.

 

Americans following along very closely my missives continue to count on America’s awesomely large industrial-military-complex to force the rest of world to go along with accepting our worthless-fictitious DeBeers-Dollars while only just now beginning to realize that the economy for example of China is not in the least bit dependant upon your industrial-military-complex.

 

Moreover, China has a military that no military including Israel’s brutal Special Forces would dare to do battle.

 

Americans have to be the most out of shape physically and mentally of any peoples in the history of the world and this opinion of mine can be substantiated by first looking at the reaction of Americans to this email I sent out on January 3^rd to a Mr. Leonard Joffe who has simply asked me what it would take to become eligible to be added to my FOOLS NAMES, FOOLS FACES IN PUBLIC PLACES list.

 

Don’t you think it would be important for every parent, school teacher, cleric, professor, psychologist, psychiatrist, motorcyclist, in other words anyone with any type of government issued license to make those they “care about” aware of the extraordinary correlation between cold sores and Alzheimer, the most common form of dementia, bearing in mind that “more than 80 percent of Americans” are infected with cold sores.

 

I know not just from your reaction but the reaction of many Chinese people who know me better than you that they fully understand not simply the “method to my madness” but how extraordinarily effective I have been in getting the most extraordinarily large “footprint” on the Internet while spending “next to nothing” on marketing-advertising.

 

Not to mention how such a rather important fact does wonders in getting people who have never heard of me to listen so very carefully to my easy to understand explanation why they know nothing worth talking about when it comes to the all important and highly lucrative business of “Money Creation” including each and every human being on the planet who used to think they know the first thing about money beginning with how I am proving with each passing moment and the deafening silences continue that the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel not only control each and every western government beginning with the British and American government but all of Hollywood.

 

To mention little of the French-French who have got quite the most awful “rap” from us Americans in recent times who forget their history of the so VOCAL French, as in Voltaire, “I may not agree with a word you say but I will fight to the death your right to say it” as well as the awesome French underground during WWII who understood perfectly why Hitler never damaged a single structure in Paris.

 

To mention in passing how all the world’s underground forces didn’t need World War II to know that no one including the Jews cared in the least bit for Jewish people who have a lot to thank the French for the fact that Israel still survives despite the French-French like every country apart from China having just to survive played all sides of every conflict.

 

But of course I have in fact handed out “relatively speaking” significant amounts of gold bullion mostly in the form of gold grain/shot each one equivalent in value to about a Starbucks large cappuccino, just enough to get someone’s attention without them feeling like they are being “bought off” that has them visiting my main so very basic looking website www.NEXTraterresTRIAL.com where they immediately are drawn after seeing again some very basic graphics that are not “al-to-get-her” [sic] stupid a rather “sic” website name www.SupremeInternetCourt.com.

 

If one doesn’t have kids here in the States you might not hear as often as I do the word “sic” which they use even more than the word “narly” to describe something “cool”.

 

Anyone, however, no matter their age and able to “fire right” would have no difficulty in agreeing after spending just moments with my French-Canadian wife that she is “awesomely cool” without knowing for certain how smart she is while the less intelligent while still acknowledging how smart she is question what she is doing with me who you would think would know better than talk about how smart someone is who chooses to spend time with me which strongly suggests that I must be so very insecure about my own smarts to have to talk about how smart she is.

 

But you may have noticed that I am having difficulty finding anyone on this one list of mine as well as the FNFPIPP list who is calling me stupid right now as I continue to talk about my wife who has now threatened to divorce me if I ever get another dog even though she has now won over the affection of my poor HOWLING dog Pypeetoe.

 

Not to mention the final version of the placard I am now placing on the inside window-s of my car when I leave my co-dependant dog Pypeetoe to do shopping even if it is only for a matter of seconds, his howling so eardrum piercing that it causes otherwise aware humans to NOT note all the efforts I go to make him comfortable apart from making him into an “independent thinker”.

 

So when you next hear a parent talking about how good a provider they are towards their children read them this latest placard, a collaborative effort of Marie, her 14 year old Jonathan and his same age South African friend Ryan who has two younger brothers age almost 13 and 10, none of them having ever eaten a piece of meat or fish and nor have they ever had to take a single anti-biotic apart from the 13 year old when he once had an operation, not to mention how kids, especially here in the U.S. with “easy access” to antibiotics are so very sickly. 

 

LOOK AT THIS poor little DOG!!!!!!!!!

 

Is my dog, PYPEETOE*, HOWLING?

 

I THOUGHT SO, LET ME EXPLAIN.

 

THIS IS AN ABUSIVE DOG!

 

HE IS MY CO-DEPENDANT!

 

HE SUFFERS FROM HORRIBLE SEPERATION ANXIETY!

 

WE CANNOT LEAVE HIM ALONE AT HOME!

 

HIS HEARTWRENCHING HOWLING SHOULD HAVE YOU PITYING ME!

 

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOGSIT SOMETMES?

 

NOTICE THE AMPLE WATER, SUFFICIENT VENTILATION AND MOST OF ALL OVER-THE-TOP HIGH QUALITY DOWN DUVET.

 

KEEP IN MIND HE IS AN ITALIAN GREYHOUND, HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SKINNY!

 

LOOK AT THE CLOCK. IF YOU FEEL I HAVE BEEN SHOPPING TOO LONG OR BOTHERED ENOUGH BY MY PLIGHT PLEASE CALL ME - 1-858-SEL-NEXT [735-6398] OR EMAIL ME AT GSG@SELLNEXT.COM.

 

* Py for Pythagoras. Peetoe - he still pees on his toes.

 

You may not know but it is really not all that difficult to fly an airplane given how from when I was a kid I knew that not every fighter pilot could become a fighter-bomber-pilot and even those who did qualify were not necessarily as good as my father who never felt he was quite as good as Dr. Syd Cohen who served several tours of duty fighting for the Allies during WW II and later took over as squadron leader of Israel’s first squadron when Modi Alon was killed.

 

It is possible that neither of Marie Dion Gevisser’s parents nor any of her 4 siblings let alone her two kids are aware of the fact that she has completed the necessary 40 hours flying solo that included night flying and flying to places like Catalina Island as well as having passed the written exams to become a pilot but decided around the time that I met her not to complete the practical test that she would have passed with “flying colors” given how she had simply wanted to prove to herself that she could do it while recognizing how very dangerous it is to fly a small aircraft not to mention just the thought of leaving her two kids to be raised by her X-husband, an imbecile medical doctor would be enough for most to have them stall the plane sending it in to non-recoverable tailspin.

 

The more you know about my wife beginning with her being so very private the first thing you would question why besides for putting up with me she isn’t already the wealthiest person in the world given her rather excellent quantitative and business skills that benefiting from my “risk assessment” skills could have every prince in the world lined up willing to give her not simply half their kingdom but with it financial control.

 

MDG knows that her life couldn’t be that much better given first of all the fact that she has me principally as her “sex slave” while finding her “calling”, part of an art painting group being taught now for 8 years by not only the Professor of Professors but Sebastian Capella also knows without anyone including me telling him that he may have already surpassed the greatest oil painters of all time while still finding the time to play golf regularly and whine about his “poor English” and bad shoulder caused by playing too much tennis on his tennis court which could still serve as our next home should we be thrown out of heavily corrupt Del Mar.

 

I am right now biding my time hoping to hear back from my buddy at the IMF.

 

I must now head off to get my hair cut and also pick up spinach for tonight’s meal.

 

Not to mention the two loaves of bread I only finished baking at 11:30 PM last night as I was the only one at our studio cliff house able to stay awake while watching an awesome surfing movie featuring this Larry Hamilton who may have “conquered” the most powerful wave ever surfed.

 

I just noticed that you have sent me a follow up email which I will respond to as well as check what I have written you above in the next day or so as I get to enjoy another couple of days mostly alone with Marie although our studio home has become quite the “magnet” for local kids and why she now has got in to the habit of lowering the shades in the afternoon.

 

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From: Pearl Center
Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:11 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Pearl Certer

 

Dear Gary,

I will find the bills on June 19th and hope could catch some information of your purchase.

You are good at writing, I could just understand part of them because my English is not so good, sorry! I wish your book successfully!

Best regards,

Amy