From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To:
Cc: sent
Subject: FW: your house for sale
Mike, I am following up on the email
I sent you last evening because the brokers who played things a little “tTOo fast & loose” [sic] at least to
my liking sent me an email this morning at 10:03AM PST that reads;
“Gary and
Marie. Looks like we have a deal. The following changes will be
made at your request. 45 day
escrow with occupancy 60 days after the opening
of escrow. 6,000 non-refundable
deposit. When is a good time to pick up the
paper work and put this in
escrow? I will have the addendment with your
requests when I pick up the rest
of the purchase contract. Best regards,
Bill Bonning” [sic].
I had not mentioned to Bill or
anyone else for that matter that you had contacted us 3 hours and 1 minute
after Bill Bonning sent me an email yesterday [4:57 PM PST] indicating that an
offer a client of theirs had previously made may have fallen threw because of
our “tardiness” in getting back to them although they didn’t
quite use the word “tardy”. Instead what they actually wrote was
the following,
“I will talk
to the people that made the offer and see if they want to
continue. The offer was made a week ago. Thanks,
Billy”
[sic].
Mike, there is no “deal” until the “phat
lady” [sic] sings and I doubt Marie would ever allow herself to get too
fat unless of course she were to take ill and then I would suggest she consider
a lobotomy which leads me to mention that there are a number of interesting things going
on our lives these days in addition to all that you would naturally expect from
a newly married couple on a life journey 9+ years in the making; what remains
of our lives to enjoy and for me at least, one wife to cherish.
Where one places the comma-s in the previous sentence is
all-important. Happiness is all though a state of mind, nothing really to do
with age and of course healthy mind, healthy body and right now I hope to prove
to the world, at least mathematically speaking, translating some of the
mathematical expressions that go on inside my brain, that there are in fact no
co-incidences, just “on” and “off” switches as in 1010.
Right now I am just down the street from 1010 Highway 101
getting a smoothie after one hell of a motorcycle ride from Washington Mutual
on Via De La Valle where Vincent Hinojosa who is copied on this email was
rather funny when responding to what I thought was a fastball as he tried to
hand me my paper deposit receipt for monies I had deposited to cover some of
Marie’s and my “mutual” expenses relating to our new business
venture, Grubby and GirlieGarb.com.
While I sought out a B.Com Degree from the
The thoughts of his wife and kids helped keep him somewhat
afloat as his helicopter sunk into the ocean depths thinking to himself;
“This just
doesn’t seem the right time or place to kiss my ass goodbye”
[sic].
I have yet though to hear a “cuss” word come out
of Vincent’s mouth making the fukukta higher ups of this quasi-monopoly
look incredibly good, i.e. that the top dogs would hire someone far more
competent than themselves may seem incredible although one can always find
something positive in just about any dictatorial regime.
Coupled with these family thoughts though was
Vincent’s marine military training which had him bend his torso, forcing
oxygen into his lungs so that he could almost have given himself fellatio or
head to the upwardly mobile, headaches to boot which is something Vincent still
suffers from along with chronic back pain which is alleviated by the
distraction of having to humor me.
There was of course nothing humorous to his comment,
“I tried saving Marie” after I told him that one of my agendas
these days is to save trees, “My suggestion is that you stick that paper
receipt where the son
don’t shine.” [sic].
I got to now fly. Please let us know ASAP how interested you
are. Make a fair offer and the house could be yours in some 45 days although
you could only take occupancy some 15 days from when escrow closes some 45 odd
days from today and to open escrow would take at least a $6,000 non-refundable
deposit.
Let me know.
-
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: '
Subject: RE: your house for sale
Dear Mike,
We have good news for you. First Marie and I got married on April
22nd and second, the house is still available although we took it
off the market after having such a horrific experience with our agent. We are
also starting a new business which makes the sale of the house even less of a
priority than before. However, if you make us an offer we will be happy to look
at it.
Marie + Gary
From:
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: your house for sale
Is your house still for sale? My wife and I have
looked at it several times and if it is still available we would like to
make you an offer.
Regards,
